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Even if vaccines caused autism, what's the big deal? People talk about autism as this horrible thing but millions of people live with it just fine!
Vaccines DO NOT cause autism. This is a hill we will die on. Vaccines are a feat of science and are safe and effective
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Even if vaccines caused autism, what's the big deal? People talk about autism as this horrible thing but millions of people live with it just fine!
Christmas songs that don't suck:
"Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses. Catchy fun pop tune about (finally) making a connection on Christmas Eve
"Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses. Catchy fun pop tune about (finally) making a connection on Christmas Eve
Christmas Wrapping (Single Edit)
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December 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Christmas songs that don't suck:
"Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses. Catchy fun pop tune about (finally) making a connection on Christmas Eve
"Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses. Catchy fun pop tune about (finally) making a connection on Christmas Eve
This dude is zooted out of his mind
Junior is melting down tonight about the special election tomorrow in TN, which should be a cakewalk for Republicans. But it isn’t, thanks to his dad’s unpopularity.
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This dude is zooted out of his mind
British people also make French fry sandwiches, who gives a shit what those dirty limeys think?
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
British people also make French fry sandwiches, who gives a shit what those dirty limeys think?
Donald Trump pretty much doesn't even do anything anymore and I still have to hear about that dumb asshole every day
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Donald Trump pretty much doesn't even do anything anymore and I still have to hear about that dumb asshole every day
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you got hoodwinked, homie. you've been bamboozled, bro. you have been conned, my cis cibling.
it's ok! it happens! but you absolutely cannot get mad at the onlookers patiently explaining to you how 3-card monte works, it makes you look like a schmuck
it's ok! it happens! but you absolutely cannot get mad at the onlookers patiently explaining to you how 3-card monte works, it makes you look like a schmuck
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
you got hoodwinked, homie. you've been bamboozled, bro. you have been conned, my cis cibling.
it's ok! it happens! but you absolutely cannot get mad at the onlookers patiently explaining to you how 3-card monte works, it makes you look like a schmuck
it's ok! it happens! but you absolutely cannot get mad at the onlookers patiently explaining to you how 3-card monte works, it makes you look like a schmuck
The vaccines for polio and measles are nothing short of miraculous when you consider how virulent and horrible those diseases were a century ago. These people spit on miracles and then beg God to help them
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The vaccines for polio and measles are nothing short of miraculous when you consider how virulent and horrible those diseases were a century ago. These people spit on miracles and then beg God to help them
As a kid, Christmas was a rare opportunity for the whole family to sit down and watch a big long epic movie (Lord of the Rings, Gladiator, Braveheart, etc). I always associate those kinds of movies with the holiday, and it wasn't until I became an adult that I realized was kind of unique
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
As a kid, Christmas was a rare opportunity for the whole family to sit down and watch a big long epic movie (Lord of the Rings, Gladiator, Braveheart, etc). I always associate those kinds of movies with the holiday, and it wasn't until I became an adult that I realized was kind of unique
Can we just crash this shit now and get it over with? I want my IRA to start recovering sooner rather than later
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Can we just crash this shit now and get it over with? I want my IRA to start recovering sooner rather than later
If your company makes money while your employees suffer, you are a slaver
Retail workers earn less than half of what they need to afford rent
Retail workers earn less than half of what they need to afford rent
Retail workers earn less than what’s needed to afford the typical apartment in major metros across the country.
www.news10.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If your company makes money while your employees suffer, you are a slaver
Literally jumped out of his shoes lmao #gopackgo
[NFL] DONTAYVION WICKS MAKES THE HUGE GRAB TO SEAL THE GAME! twitter.com/NFL/status/1...
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Literally jumped out of his shoes lmao #gopackgo
Email me if you want a pizza roll. Post a comment on this web zone if you want a pizza roll
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Email me if you want a pizza roll. Post a comment on this web zone if you want a pizza roll
Astronauts are really incredible because their very existence creates a paradox: how can you create a vessel capable of lifting the most gigantic brass balls on the planet? Dude did his job with only a few thin sheets of aluminum protecting him from the most hostile environment known to man
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Astronauts are really incredible because their very existence creates a paradox: how can you create a vessel capable of lifting the most gigantic brass balls on the planet? Dude did his job with only a few thin sheets of aluminum protecting him from the most hostile environment known to man
I should call her
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I should call her
Holy shit this dude has got it
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Holy shit this dude has got it
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Hey we've all been there
November 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Hey we've all been there
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This girl is hitting that RONALD PIPE awfully hard (1981)
September 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This girl is hitting that RONALD PIPE awfully hard (1981)
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losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
November 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
Using the R word is unforgivable. You are saying that people with intellectual disabilities are subhuman and you should get shunned for it
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Using the R word is unforgivable. You are saying that people with intellectual disabilities are subhuman and you should get shunned for it
These emails...
He's a molester.. HE'S A CHILD MOLESTER
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November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
These emails...
"pedophile" sounds pretty bad but honestly, we should use far more odious terms. For instance: "the president of the United States is a child molester" sounds more viscerally evil, imo
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
"pedophile" sounds pretty bad but honestly, we should use far more odious terms. For instance: "the president of the United States is a child molester" sounds more viscerally evil, imo