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Being kind is awesome
In Australia, after his team won the championship,
the football captain went into the stands to bring Sammy,
their waterboy who has Down's Syndrome, to celebrate with them.
the football captain went into the stands to bring Sammy,
their waterboy who has Down's Syndrome, to celebrate with them.
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Being kind is awesome
Bing Crosby show yourself
December 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Bing Crosby show yourself
Christmas songs that don't suck: "Santa Baby" by Eartha Kitt.
I used to think this was corny and overplayed but then as an adult listening to the lyrics it gets hilariously absurd by the end.
Also Eartha Kitt awooga
I used to think this was corny and overplayed but then as an adult listening to the lyrics it gets hilariously absurd by the end.
Also Eartha Kitt awooga
NEW 🎄 Santa Baby - Eartha Kitt {Stereo} 1953
YouTube video by Smurfstools Oldies Music Time Machine
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Christmas songs that don't suck: "Santa Baby" by Eartha Kitt.
I used to think this was corny and overplayed but then as an adult listening to the lyrics it gets hilariously absurd by the end.
Also Eartha Kitt awooga
I used to think this was corny and overplayed but then as an adult listening to the lyrics it gets hilariously absurd by the end.
Also Eartha Kitt awooga
Jimmy Fallon is a useful tool of the absolute worst people
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Jimmy Fallon is a useful tool of the absolute worst people
I think my Christmas tree is really pretty this year
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I think my Christmas tree is really pretty this year
I swear to God you guys just learn how to keep your kitchen knives sharp, it makes life so much better
December 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I swear to God you guys just learn how to keep your kitchen knives sharp, it makes life so much better
Ham and Swiss with spicy brown mustard is a Hall of Fame sandwich
ham and cheese are one of the all-time most iconic and successful "flavor collabs"
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Ham and Swiss with spicy brown mustard is a Hall of Fame sandwich
Postmanbloke should throw a party and invite all his friends
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Postmanbloke should throw a party and invite all his friends
"Creative Closure" is for cowards. Wesley Willis made music because if he didn't, he said he'd be walking around hitting people with bricks
It’s a funny bit that Tarantino said he only wanted to make 10 feature films. He technically already has
December 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"Creative Closure" is for cowards. Wesley Willis made music because if he didn't, he said he'd be walking around hitting people with bricks
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Go pack go
Hell yeah. Watson rules.
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Go pack go
Tarantino just out here being a rude asshole. You leave Matthew Lillard alone, he's a sweet sweet man
doesn't matter what QT or anyone else says when getting cast in Twin Peaks: The Return - and doing phenomenal work in it - guarantees you entry into heaven @ogmatthewlillard.bsky.social
Matthew Lillard Says ‘It F—ing Sucks’ Quentin Tarantino Said He ‘Didn’t Like Me as an Actor’: ‘It Hurts Your Feelings’
Matthew Lillard says it 'f--ing sucks' that Quentin Tarantino said he's not a fan of his acting.
variety.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Tarantino just out here being a rude asshole. You leave Matthew Lillard alone, he's a sweet sweet man
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Can I say something without everyone getting mad?
Even if vaccines caused autism, what's the big deal? People talk about autism as this horrible thing but millions of people live with it just fine!
Vaccines DO NOT cause autism. This is a hill we will die on. Vaccines are a feat of science and are safe and effective
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Even if vaccines caused autism, what's the big deal? People talk about autism as this horrible thing but millions of people live with it just fine!
Christmas songs that don't suck:
"Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses. Catchy fun pop tune about (finally) making a connection on Christmas Eve
"Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses. Catchy fun pop tune about (finally) making a connection on Christmas Eve
Christmas Wrapping (Single Edit)
YouTube video by The Waitresses - Topic
youtu.be
December 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Christmas songs that don't suck:
"Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses. Catchy fun pop tune about (finally) making a connection on Christmas Eve
"Christmas Wrapping" by The Waitresses. Catchy fun pop tune about (finally) making a connection on Christmas Eve
This dude is zooted out of his mind
Junior is melting down tonight about the special election tomorrow in TN, which should be a cakewalk for Republicans. But it isn’t, thanks to his dad’s unpopularity.
December 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This dude is zooted out of his mind
British people also make French fry sandwiches, who gives a shit what those dirty limeys think?
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
British people also make French fry sandwiches, who gives a shit what those dirty limeys think?
Donald Trump pretty much doesn't even do anything anymore and I still have to hear about that dumb asshole every day
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Donald Trump pretty much doesn't even do anything anymore and I still have to hear about that dumb asshole every day
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you got hoodwinked, homie. you've been bamboozled, bro. you have been conned, my cis cibling.
it's ok! it happens! but you absolutely cannot get mad at the onlookers patiently explaining to you how 3-card monte works, it makes you look like a schmuck
it's ok! it happens! but you absolutely cannot get mad at the onlookers patiently explaining to you how 3-card monte works, it makes you look like a schmuck
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
you got hoodwinked, homie. you've been bamboozled, bro. you have been conned, my cis cibling.
it's ok! it happens! but you absolutely cannot get mad at the onlookers patiently explaining to you how 3-card monte works, it makes you look like a schmuck
it's ok! it happens! but you absolutely cannot get mad at the onlookers patiently explaining to you how 3-card monte works, it makes you look like a schmuck
The vaccines for polio and measles are nothing short of miraculous when you consider how virulent and horrible those diseases were a century ago. These people spit on miracles and then beg God to help them
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The vaccines for polio and measles are nothing short of miraculous when you consider how virulent and horrible those diseases were a century ago. These people spit on miracles and then beg God to help them
As a kid, Christmas was a rare opportunity for the whole family to sit down and watch a big long epic movie (Lord of the Rings, Gladiator, Braveheart, etc). I always associate those kinds of movies with the holiday, and it wasn't until I became an adult that I realized was kind of unique
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
As a kid, Christmas was a rare opportunity for the whole family to sit down and watch a big long epic movie (Lord of the Rings, Gladiator, Braveheart, etc). I always associate those kinds of movies with the holiday, and it wasn't until I became an adult that I realized was kind of unique
Can we just crash this shit now and get it over with? I want my IRA to start recovering sooner rather than later
"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Can we just crash this shit now and get it over with? I want my IRA to start recovering sooner rather than later
If your company makes money while your employees suffer, you are a slaver
Retail workers earn less than half of what they need to afford rent
Retail workers earn less than half of what they need to afford rent
Retail workers earn less than what’s needed to afford the typical apartment in major metros across the country.
www.news10.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If your company makes money while your employees suffer, you are a slaver