Mallory 🚀 ⚔️
@wildlingoftarth.bsky.social
Enthusiasm enthusiast.
Sci-fi, fantasy, books, movies, TV, fanfic, dogs.
Sci-fi, fantasy, books, movies, TV, fanfic, dogs.
me for the next two days:
You can just Goof Off
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
me for the next two days:
there is very little that can't be fixed with a cup of green tea with honey & lemon.
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
there is very little that can't be fixed with a cup of green tea with honey & lemon.
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The world hasn’t been right since the muppets stopped doing interviews on late night television
November 21, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The world hasn’t been right since the muppets stopped doing interviews on late night television
Jaime Lannister’s baby trebuchet
Patent pending: APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Jaime Lannister’s baby trebuchet
Who else is watching Pluribus?? I can't stop thinking about it (especially ep. 2)
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Who else is watching Pluribus?? I can't stop thinking about it (especially ep. 2)
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Loving the X-Men atm and this is probably my favourite piece of the year! Please support if you can! #xmen #art #digitalart #marvel #xmen97 #fanart #uncannyxmen
November 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Loving the X-Men atm and this is probably my favourite piece of the year! Please support if you can! #xmen #art #digitalart #marvel #xmen97 #fanart #uncannyxmen
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this is such a great encapsulation of why this race feels existential even to people outside NYC. Cuomo as the final boss of everything wrong with the current Democratic Party, Mamdani happily grabbing the third rails everyone’s told are too dangerous to touch (trans people, Muslims, socialism)
It's uncanny how Cuomo has been laser-focused at appealing to the absolute worst qualities in people - their insularity, their tribalism, and now their fear. A campaign monumental in its cynicism, a colossal bet by this man and his billionaire backers that people are basically bad.
This isn't a closing election argument, it's Vidkun Quisling explaining why surrender is better than resistance.
November 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
this is such a great encapsulation of why this race feels existential even to people outside NYC. Cuomo as the final boss of everything wrong with the current Democratic Party, Mamdani happily grabbing the third rails everyone’s told are too dangerous to touch (trans people, Muslims, socialism)
Shout out to the two teenage girls out trick or treating tonight dressed as Papa Smurf complete with beards and blue unitards with pillows stuffed in the bellies 😆👌🏻 that's the Halloween energy I like to see
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Shout out to the two teenage girls out trick or treating tonight dressed as Papa Smurf complete with beards and blue unitards with pillows stuffed in the bellies 😆👌🏻 that's the Halloween energy I like to see
Every time my kids come home from school and tell me something like "Liam said my hair looked stupid" it is so hard not to respond with "Liam can fuck off"
October 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Every time my kids come home from school and tell me something like "Liam said my hair looked stupid" it is so hard not to respond with "Liam can fuck off"
I didn't like to talk on the phone even back then but my god did I want that lip phone!!
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I didn't like to talk on the phone even back then but my god did I want that lip phone!!
What's it like inside your head?
October 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
What's it like inside your head?
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give women one grenade per month and qualified immunity
October 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
give women one grenade per month and qualified immunity
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October 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
A formative movie for me
Roland Emmerich's Stargate was released 31 years ago today.
This film spawned an entire TV universe, from 1997 to 2011, and a continuation or reboot wouldn't be surprising in the next few years.
This film spawned an entire TV universe, from 1997 to 2011, and a continuation or reboot wouldn't be surprising in the next few years.
October 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
A formative movie for me
How old are you? I'm "googling 'most supportive house slippers'" years old.
October 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
How old are you? I'm "googling 'most supportive house slippers'" years old.
Huge missed opportunity to call the new Now You See Me movie "Now You Three Me"
October 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Huge missed opportunity to call the new Now You See Me movie "Now You Three Me"
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because once they are gone they are in EVERY moment. there is no reason that THE END, this tiny sliver of existence that is barely visible within the whole pie, should be worth more than all the love and joy on the way. when we are gone we are every moment, and when we are here we are every moment
October 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
because once they are gone they are in EVERY moment. there is no reason that THE END, this tiny sliver of existence that is barely visible within the whole pie, should be worth more than all the love and joy on the way. when we are gone we are every moment, and when we are here we are every moment
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anyway, i started believing this about ART when i had a realization about DEATH. when someone we love trots to the next timeline, we become obsessed with their final moments as if they have more weight. if someone dies in a tragic way, we kind of let that start to define them. this bothers me
October 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
anyway, i started believing this about ART when i had a realization about DEATH. when someone we love trots to the next timeline, we become obsessed with their final moments as if they have more weight. if someone dies in a tragic way, we kind of let that start to define them. this bothers me
nvm I'm watching National Treasure again 🤣
Anyone seen a good heist movie lately?
October 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
nvm I'm watching National Treasure again 🤣
this is a good song for your friday
open.spotify.com/track/5DJ0y9...
open.spotify.com/track/5DJ0y9...
Rubber Band Man (with Hozier)
open.spotify.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
this is a good song for your friday
open.spotify.com/track/5DJ0y9...
open.spotify.com/track/5DJ0y9...
was just volunteering at my kids' school and a mom I've met probably 20 times introduced herself to me like it was the first time and now I'm feeling like shit about myself?? like wow am I that unmemorable??
October 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
was just volunteering at my kids' school and a mom I've met probably 20 times introduced herself to me like it was the first time and now I'm feeling like shit about myself?? like wow am I that unmemorable??
Anyone seen a good heist movie lately?
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Anyone seen a good heist movie lately?
James Norton is nice looking but he's never really *done it for me* ... until I saw him in House of Guinness. That is a MAN!
October 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
James Norton is nice looking but he's never really *done it for me* ... until I saw him in House of Guinness. That is a MAN!
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October 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The song "Party in the USA" has never been the same since I learned Jessie J wrote it about coming to the US from the UK for the first time
October 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The song "Party in the USA" has never been the same since I learned Jessie J wrote it about coming to the US from the UK for the first time