Jer A (Whytmage)
@whytmage.bsky.social
Lover of games and music. Successful (ish?) maker of both. Happily married cat dad.
This is not a Metaphor Refantazio stan account. But it could be. It really could be.
This is not a Metaphor Refantazio stan account. But it could be. It really could be.
Pinned
To all my new friends and followers, my old friends and followers, and the likely foreign bots who will harvest my info and call me about my cars extended warranty, hello and welcome! My opinions and tweets are my own and do not reflect the views of my company or any sane person.
I'd like to try buying happiness tho. So like, if Elon wants to give me a couple million dollars...
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I'd like to try buying happiness tho. So like, if Elon wants to give me a couple million dollars...
Just fucking once I'd like to have enough where I could test this out for myself instead of taking people's word for it.
February 5, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Just fucking once I'd like to have enough where I could test this out for myself instead of taking people's word for it.
God everyday I feel a little closer to death....
February 1, 2026 at 5:04 PM
God everyday I feel a little closer to death....
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Then I have to remember wtf i was doing in said game
January 31, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Then I have to remember wtf i was doing in said game
I feel like this needs to be a 90's era rom com a la How Stella Got Her Groove Back.
How the Dalai Lama Got Nominated for His First Grammy - Rolling Stone
January 30, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I feel like this needs to be a 90's era rom com a la How Stella Got Her Groove Back.
In solidarity, today I also have not shopped or left my house.
Let's not focus on the fact that I want going to anyway, I'm supporting from abroad, dammit!
Let's not focus on the fact that I want going to anyway, I'm supporting from abroad, dammit!
Even though I live in Canada I support this 100% and will not be shopping or spending money tomorrow. But I think it's time to expand it to a week- long strike.
Source: Business Insider
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Source: Business Insider
search.app/vR8Ct
No work, no school, no shopping: Jan. 30 nationwide general strike to protest ICE gains celebrity endorsements
Minnesotans stayed home from work and took to the streets to protest ICE on Jan. 23. Now, activists want to take it nationwide.
search.app
January 30, 2026 at 4:15 PM
In solidarity, today I also have not shopped or left my house.
Let's not focus on the fact that I want going to anyway, I'm supporting from abroad, dammit!
Let's not focus on the fact that I want going to anyway, I'm supporting from abroad, dammit!
This is a gimp suit for cats and you cannot change my mind.
January 30, 2026 at 4:11 PM
This is a gimp suit for cats and you cannot change my mind.
This.
All of this.
All of this.
✊
January 28, 2026 at 4:26 PM
This.
All of this.
All of this.
My heart is broken now.
But, at least I will be back in the states for it. So there is that.
But, at least I will be back in the states for it. So there is that.
The 2026 season will be the 50th in Seattle Mariners history. It will be Rick Rizzs' 41st and final with the club, as the beloved Voice of the Mariners announced he'll be retiring after this year. www.lookoutlanding.com/bad-news/138...
Rick Rizzs, the Voice of the Seattle Mariners, will retire after the 2026 season
The end of the era.
www.lookoutlanding.com
January 27, 2026 at 8:53 PM
My heart is broken now.
But, at least I will be back in the states for it. So there is that.
But, at least I will be back in the states for it. So there is that.
Cats have been picked up for their flight back to the States.
And now today's rendition of Jer Stays in a State of Near Panic for 18 Hours.
And now today's rendition of Jer Stays in a State of Near Panic for 18 Hours.
January 26, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Cats have been picked up for their flight back to the States.
And now today's rendition of Jer Stays in a State of Near Panic for 18 Hours.
And now today's rendition of Jer Stays in a State of Near Panic for 18 Hours.
Jesus someone call the ambulance.
January 23, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Jesus someone call the ambulance.
FUCKING GOOD!
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 22, 2026 at 4:20 PM
FUCKING GOOD!
Jesus this is too accurate this morning.
January 19, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Jesus this is too accurate this morning.
I'm not saying I am putting money on the Seahawks to lose but here are the facts:
-They are a Seattle team. See also/ Mariners.
Thats all.
Though, SEA vs DEN is now a harder game to root for, being that the Hawks are my team but I'm going to be living in Denver...
-They are a Seattle team. See also/ Mariners.
Thats all.
Though, SEA vs DEN is now a harder game to root for, being that the Hawks are my team but I'm going to be living in Denver...
January 19, 2026 at 9:47 AM
I'm not saying I am putting money on the Seahawks to lose but here are the facts:
-They are a Seattle team. See also/ Mariners.
Thats all.
Though, SEA vs DEN is now a harder game to root for, being that the Hawks are my team but I'm going to be living in Denver...
-They are a Seattle team. See also/ Mariners.
Thats all.
Though, SEA vs DEN is now a harder game to root for, being that the Hawks are my team but I'm going to be living in Denver...
@tanatb.housefuckinggame.com one of your sheds is our ho'ing in the wild it seems.
January 19, 2026 at 9:45 AM
@tanatb.housefuckinggame.com one of your sheds is our ho'ing in the wild it seems.
I'm sorry but if a company's actual take is "burn out is fine because it will get new people in to burn out," you and your company can fuck right off to the fiery depths of whatever your version of hell is.
I say this with utmost respect, but Taylor is an absolute tool for saying this privately or publicly.
I can say on good authority that it takes 7 to 10 years to develop game development skills to “good enough” to produce commercial game content. 7-10 years plus the cost of a university education.
I can say on good authority that it takes 7 to 10 years to develop game development skills to “good enough” to produce commercial game content. 7-10 years plus the cost of a university education.
January 14, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I'm sorry but if a company's actual take is "burn out is fine because it will get new people in to burn out," you and your company can fuck right off to the fiery depths of whatever your version of hell is.
No one in the McDonald's waiting room knows why I just choke snort laughed.
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
Numerous Teams Express Interest In Aaron Rodgers Playing Elsewhere
NEW YORK—Leaping at the opportunity to make their intentions clear, numerous NFL front offices expressed interest this week in quarterback Aaron Rodgers playing elsewhere, sources confirmed Tuesday. “...
theonion.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
No one in the McDonald's waiting room knows why I just choke snort laughed.
Tiffany mistakenly thinks David Gest is dead | Day 7
YouTube video by Big Brother UK
youtu.be
January 11, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Shock.
Consequences expected : 0
Consequences expected : 0
January 8, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Shock.
Consequences expected : 0
Consequences expected : 0
I fucking cackled
January 7, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I fucking cackled
New year, new me hahahaha hahah. Jk, same me.
Welcome to all new people!
Just as an FYI, if you have 0 posts, 0 followers, tons of following, and a pouty face picture with tons of cleavage / pic that looks like you are selling bathwater, I'm just going to assume you are a bot and block you.
Welcome to all new people!
Just as an FYI, if you have 0 posts, 0 followers, tons of following, and a pouty face picture with tons of cleavage / pic that looks like you are selling bathwater, I'm just going to assume you are a bot and block you.
January 5, 2026 at 1:48 PM
New year, new me hahahaha hahah. Jk, same me.
Welcome to all new people!
Just as an FYI, if you have 0 posts, 0 followers, tons of following, and a pouty face picture with tons of cleavage / pic that looks like you are selling bathwater, I'm just going to assume you are a bot and block you.
Welcome to all new people!
Just as an FYI, if you have 0 posts, 0 followers, tons of following, and a pouty face picture with tons of cleavage / pic that looks like you are selling bathwater, I'm just going to assume you are a bot and block you.
I want to make a video or board game this year.
Thats all. That's the skeet
(sorry I'm halfway into food coma on a train home from a 9 course menu of the best food I've ever had,I'll be more interesting later.)
Thats all. That's the skeet
(sorry I'm halfway into food coma on a train home from a 9 course menu of the best food I've ever had,I'll be more interesting later.)
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I want to make a video or board game this year.
Thats all. That's the skeet
(sorry I'm halfway into food coma on a train home from a 9 course menu of the best food I've ever had,I'll be more interesting later.)
Thats all. That's the skeet
(sorry I'm halfway into food coma on a train home from a 9 course menu of the best food I've ever had,I'll be more interesting later.)
May 2026 give me some reprieve cause fuck all I'm tired.
January 1, 2026 at 6:49 AM
May 2026 give me some reprieve cause fuck all I'm tired.
Will repost every year for tis the season.
December 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Will repost every year for tis the season.
December 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM