brie larceny
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kyle ✧ 39 ✧ he/they
disaster bisexual, beatmaker, collage artist, graphic designer, poster’s motif-index classification J1899.3 (“village idiot speaks endlessly of past glories”)
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disaster bisexual, beatmaker, collage artist, graphic designer, poster’s motif-index classification J1899.3 (“village idiot speaks endlessly of past glories”)
✧ quandary.bandcamp.com
✧ bio.link/kylemt
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AI is inherently anti-social. using AI is anti-social behavior.
take care, beware of soft-shoe shufflers
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
take care, beware of soft-shoe shufflers
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me going back in time to 1961 to stop the english press from fatshaming lennon and turning his soul evil
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
me going back in time to 1961 to stop the english press from fatshaming lennon and turning his soul evil
the older I get the stronger I am in my conviction that there was only one good beatle
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
the older I get the stronger I am in my conviction that there was only one good beatle
“botched paperwork” lmfao sure jan
In a stunning admission, prosecutors in the James Comey case conceded that the two-count indictment against the former FBI director was never presented to or voted on by a grand jury.
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/due-to-...
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/due-to-...
Due to Botched Paperwork, Comey May Never Have Been Properly Indicted
ALEXANDRIA, VA—In a stunning admission, prosecutors in the James Comey case conceded that...
talkingpointsmemo.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“botched paperwork” lmfao sure jan
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The "Frieren angle" thing, apart from just being delightful, also completely demolishes the pathetic "AI is democratising art" argument. Someone struggling with a difficult drawing received advice from hundreds of strangers who just wanted to help them improve their art.
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The "Frieren angle" thing, apart from just being delightful, also completely demolishes the pathetic "AI is democratising art" argument. Someone struggling with a difficult drawing received advice from hundreds of strangers who just wanted to help them improve their art.
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mic judge would be an excellent name for a battle rap officiator
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
mic judge would be an excellent name for a battle rap officiator
my mental health status can 100% be determined by which final fantasy I want to replay &/or am currently replaying
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
my mental health status can 100% be determined by which final fantasy I want to replay &/or am currently replaying
damn is ffx on switch, I could use that escapism
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
damn is ffx on switch, I could use that escapism
cold enough for me to start wearing one arm curled up inside my hoodie like auron from ffx
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
cold enough for me to start wearing one arm curled up inside my hoodie like auron from ffx
exactly ten years & one month later & I still reference this internally on an almost weekly basis
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
exactly ten years & one month later & I still reference this internally on an almost weekly basis
my agentsona can hold up to six cigarettes & 3 drinks at once like some kind of ai generated freak
November 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
my agentsona can hold up to six cigarettes & 3 drinks at once like some kind of ai generated freak
sorry tiff gotta scoot no time for lunch, just pour me a double on the rocks & I’ll grab a pickled egg or two from that canteen truck on the paramount lot
November 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
sorry tiff gotta scoot no time for lunch, just pour me a double on the rocks & I’ll grab a pickled egg or two from that canteen truck on the paramount lot
maybe I’ll make “silver screen era hollywood dealmaker” my new posting persona in 2026
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
maybe I’ll make “silver screen era hollywood dealmaker” my new posting persona in 2026
*smoking four cigarettes at once & holding three phone receivers* god DAMN it tiffany get me on a call with bob iger & whatever poor bastard they’ve had walt’s disembodied consciousness “decanted” into this year PRONTO, tell those chuckleheads I’m cooking up a real rib roast over here
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
*smoking four cigarettes at once & holding three phone receivers* god DAMN it tiffany get me on a call with bob iger & whatever poor bastard they’ve had walt’s disembodied consciousness “decanted” into this year PRONTO, tell those chuckleheads I’m cooking up a real rib roast over here
I think FACE/OFF might be the single most compelling case for Muppetification
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I think FACE/OFF might be the single most compelling case for Muppetification
KERMIT smashes the INMATE’s throat with the edge of a metal cafeteria tray, then knocks him out cold.
KERMIT, gesturing broadly:
YEAH … I’M CASTOR TROY!
KERMIT, gesturing broadly:
YEAH … I’M CASTOR TROY!
November 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
KERMIT smashes the INMATE’s throat with the edge of a metal cafeteria tray, then knocks him out cold.
KERMIT, gesturing broadly:
YEAH … I’M CASTOR TROY!
KERMIT, gesturing broadly:
YEAH … I’M CASTOR TROY!
oh my god you guys
Muppet Face/Off
Muppet Face/Off
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
oh my god you guys
Muppet Face/Off
Muppet Face/Off
STADTLER & WALDORF, IN UNISON:
… it’s bad luck to kill a seabird! [BOTH CHORTLE]
… it’s bad luck to kill a seabird! [BOTH CHORTLE]
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
STADTLER & WALDORF, IN UNISON:
… it’s bad luck to kill a seabird! [BOTH CHORTLE]
… it’s bad luck to kill a seabird! [BOTH CHORTLE]
listen I’m just saying that if I ran a certain multibillion dollar media conglomerate I would get robert pattison to reprise his role opposite stadtler & waldorf in The Muppet Lighthouse. yes you would split dafoe’s role. no I will not be taking any questions
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
listen I’m just saying that if I ran a certain multibillion dollar media conglomerate I would get robert pattison to reprise his role opposite stadtler & waldorf in The Muppet Lighthouse. yes you would split dafoe’s role. no I will not be taking any questions
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Wow crypto market is collapsing rn, happy Monday!
November 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Wow crypto market is collapsing rn, happy Monday!
alternately god damn what a good format this would be for a show: each episode condenses a movie to an hour with a special guest star
I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again: they could do a Muppet adaptation with a single human actor of almost any movie imaginable & I would probably watch it. it’s honestly astounding to me they aren’t dropping like one of them a year.
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
alternately god damn what a good format this would be for a show: each episode condenses a movie to an hour with a special guest star
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I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again: they could do a Muppet adaptation with a single human actor of almost any movie imaginable & I would probably watch it. it’s honestly astounding to me they aren’t dropping like one of them a year.
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again: they could do a Muppet adaptation with a single human actor of almost any movie imaginable & I would probably watch it. it’s honestly astounding to me they aren’t dropping like one of them a year.
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we need less live action adaptations, why are we even doing this, have we learned nothing
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
we need less live action adaptations, why are we even doing this, have we learned nothing