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kyle ✧ 39 ✧ he/they

disaster bisexual, beatmaker, collage artist, graphic designer, poster’s motif-index classification J1899.3 (“village idiot speaks endlessly of past glories”)

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waveform.observer
anybody know where I could steal this bathing suit look
bad phone snap of a tv screen with the modern Ranma 1/2 series on. Soun Tendo is looking pressed & wearing a pink one piece bathing suit with big sunflowers on it.
January 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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record of ragnarok’s redesigns of humanity’s greatest scientists go so fucking hard lmfao
completely unrecognizable Anime versions of Alfred Nobel, Galileo Galilei, Marie Curie, Isaac Newton & Thomas Edison. Einstein is there too but he’s basically just Einstein.
January 4, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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so where do I bury last year’s lemon pig for maximum occult payoff
closeup of the desiccated remains of 2025’s lemon pig. his peppercorn eyes are long gone leaving hollow sockets, his ears have flaked away, he’s missing a leg, but he’s still going strong & I love him.
January 2, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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apropos of nothing, our local paper of record, the Ampersand Serif, is available for syndication … bring our award-winning reporting to your scattered papers & piles of stacked magazines today #acnh
screenshot from animal crossing of a jury-rigged news stand made of a loft bed & a stall surrounded by Extremely Tasteful Clutter ACNH custom design code screenshot for the Ampersand Serif, a sideways newspaper design that can be applied to stacked magazines & scattered papers
December 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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I’ve had this adorable mari lwyd saved on my phone since 2022 (I would love to credit the incredible artist who made it but I have zero context & limited access to reverse image search atm)
an incredibly cute mari lwyd doll. her lol skill & ears have been molded out of plasticine, & she’s wrapped in a bold green fabric shawl. she’s got a lovely headdress of flowers & bells.
December 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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bro I can’t match your energy rn ok I’m sorry
extreme closeup of Butch the dog standing at the edge of a plaza with a tin can piano on a bench & part pf a retro stereo in the immediate foreground. he is singing his damn heart out directly next to Nym, who is wearing a kimono & a straw hat & holding a slingshot & looking exhausted.
December 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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some recent scenes from the island of Ampersand, currently adrift in midsummer 2023 #acnh
three quarter view of Nym contemplating a busted looking minicar in the middle of the Marimitsu Power Company’s parking lot three quarter view of Nym bowing at a small shrine flanked by ema boards, stone lions & a bamboo/cedar woodland Nym inspects one of many zen-style stones in a dense little graveyard on the northern coast Nym peruses the magazine rack outside of a gas station made of tokonomas & medieval building sides
December 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
waveform.observer
IT BURNS USSSS
extremely cropped screenshot of the subject line of an email from SoFi that reads “Is AI hurting you?”
December 5, 2025 at 2:47 PM
waveform.observer
just texting my dad like my dad now
screenshot of a text from my dad, timestamped Monday November 17, 8:42PM: wishing you a pleasant evening. love dad screenshot of a text to my dad, timestamped Today (Monday November 21, 8:00PM: another day as they say. good night. love son
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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THEY KEEP DOUBLING DOWN
the new bluesky icon for iOS. The butterfly has 2010-style shading & to add further insult to injury they have added directional lighting to it so the top left corner has a little “shine” to it.
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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exactly ten years & one month later & I still reference this internally on an almost weekly basis
Tweet from DVS (@DVSblast) dated 10/17/2015: every successful group got a Zangief. Grimace like the Zangief of McDonalds. both Ringo & Paul were the Zangief but thas rare
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I physically recoiled from my phone when I saw this this morning
extreme closeup of the new Bluesky icon on iOS. instead of being a nice, clean, flat icon they’ve added really gaudy gradient shading & shadowing & I fucking hate it.
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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how it’s felt working on beats lately:
screenshot of a segment of the poem “the men that don’t fit in” by Robert service. it reads: They say: "Could I find my proper groove, What a deep mark I would make!" So they chop and change, and each fresh move Is only a fresh mistake.
October 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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still image of jaykay, the main lead guy of jamiroquai, from the “virtual insanity” music video. he’s standing in a weird modular white room with a cement floor, wearing a baggy blue hoodie/jacket & a big fuzzy black hat, one hand outstretched toward the viewer. it is in the speech bubble meme format so it looks like he is saying the quoted post.
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
waveform.observer
THE HARBINGER HAS RETURNED
screenshot from the Dunkin app of the SPIDER SPECIALTY DONUT (320 cal), a purple-frosted donut with a chocolate munchkin perched in the center creating the body of the spider, with four stripes of chocolate frosting on each side forming the legs. The munchkin is decorated with two little white frosting eyes.
October 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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my phone is correct in insisting that we all need to appreciate this incredibly majestic photo of smokey the dachshund right now
a long-haired tweenie dachshund sits nobly upon a light gray poly lumber deck, looking off into the distance beyond the camera. his coat is a dark silver dapple with a warm caramel undercarriage. his muzzle & arms are whitening with age (he’s 13 in this photo). he is framed by a background consisting of a blurred yard & bare tree against a pale Sky full of light rippling clouds.
October 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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closing my shop at the end of the week to plot, scheme, rethink, & maybe even eventually revamp/relaunch — in this meantime, this could be your last chance to own some of these timeless &/or idiotic designs in shirt or sticker form!

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slate blue t-shirt on a white background sporting a large black & white rendering of a man with a catfish head in traditional Japanese attire, based on an old woodblock print. he’s holding a percussion instrument & looking confused. black t-shirt on a white background featuring a stylized retro print of a mysterious man in a suit & tie with matching bowler, all of which are black & therefore negative space. he has purple skin, he holds a cigarette trailing a psychedelic trail of blue smoke, & his eyes are hidden in shadow. he stands in front of a big white reel-to-reel tape on a blue background. die-cut sticker on a white background featuring the logo from the classic Shaw Brothers film BUDDHA’S PALM, with the title in stylized Chinese hanzi that looks like flames & old psychedelic English set in wonky Eurostile. pink tee on a white background. the print is a black one-color rendering of a taco with rubber-hose style arms & legs wearing big sonic the hedgehog sneakers & shades. it’s mid stride, gripping handfuls of cash, looking elated. large retro text underneath reads “MY CO-PILOT”.
October 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
waveform.observer
back on my bullshit again 😪 (making logos for rappers)
photo of a black & white image on a laptop screen. modern type reads HIGHSIGN SOCIETY, the first word in a sharp mid-century sans & the second in a similarly built but heavier serif. the counter of the O in the word “society” has been turned horizontal & a circle has been added to create a shady looking eye.
September 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I mean, I sure as hell do
star wars fan illustration styled like a selfie taken by a beaten K2 droid weaing a yellow shawl. he's clutching a curly rodian with cool fade-curls in a left-arm hug. perched on his right shoulder is a kushiban, basically an anthropomorphized rabbit lady like judy from zootopia, giving a peace sign & grinning.
September 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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real jizz heads: one gotta go, what do you choose??
distressed LP cover for DEEP IN JIZZ SPACE by Gatta Kassillo & His High Mythic Twin Suns Orchestra distressed LP for One Night in Theed by The Jet Helix Trio distressed album cover for mynock sounds by Torribong! Astromech Orchestra distressed album cover for Bayindu Roer's "Outer Rim Vibes"
September 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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rough black & white cartoon panel of a scuzzy looking dude at a window wearing a shirt that says "SICKOS" & saying "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
September 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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screenshot of the giant from twin peaks saying IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
September 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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*sighs wearily, shoulders sagging*

wicked pissah
TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE FROM USING ONLY TWO WORDS (MAP)
September 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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*wolfos howling in the distance*
white text on a black background styled like the interstitial screens from The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s mask. the text reads Dawn of The Final Day -7 Hours Remain-
August 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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evergreen screenshot for these moments
shot of actor William H. Macy wearing a yellow safety helmet with headlamp, a padded vest, leather jacket & gloves. he’s holding a shovel & standing a little to screen right. the background is a smoky disused concrete bunker. subtitle: “What do you mean ‘we’? I was right here.”
August 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM