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kyle ✧ 39 ✧ he/they

disaster bisexual, beatmaker, collage artist, graphic designer, poster’s motif-index classification J1899.3 (“village idiot speaks endlessly of past glories”)

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waveform.observer
THEY KEEP DOUBLING DOWN
the new bluesky icon for iOS. The butterfly has 2010-style shading & to add further insult to injury they have added directional lighting to it so the top left corner has a little “shine” to it.
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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exactly ten years & one month later & I still reference this internally on an almost weekly basis
Tweet from DVS (@DVSblast) dated 10/17/2015: every successful group got a Zangief. Grimace like the Zangief of McDonalds. both Ringo & Paul were the Zangief but thas rare
November 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I physically recoiled from my phone when I saw this this morning
extreme closeup of the new Bluesky icon on iOS. instead of being a nice, clean, flat icon they’ve added really gaudy gradient shading & shadowing & I fucking hate it.
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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how it’s felt working on beats lately:
screenshot of a segment of the poem “the men that don’t fit in” by Robert service. it reads: They say: "Could I find my proper groove, What a deep mark I would make!" So they chop and change, and each fresh move Is only a fresh mistake.
October 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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still image of jaykay, the main lead guy of jamiroquai, from the “virtual insanity” music video. he’s standing in a weird modular white room with a cement floor, wearing a baggy blue hoodie/jacket & a big fuzzy black hat, one hand outstretched toward the viewer. it is in the speech bubble meme format so it looks like he is saying the quoted post.
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
waveform.observer
THE HARBINGER HAS RETURNED
screenshot from the Dunkin app of the SPIDER SPECIALTY DONUT (320 cal), a purple-frosted donut with a chocolate munchkin perched in the center creating the body of the spider, with four stripes of chocolate frosting on each side forming the legs. The munchkin is decorated with two little white frosting eyes.
October 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
waveform.observer
my phone is correct in insisting that we all need to appreciate this incredibly majestic photo of smokey the dachshund right now
a long-haired tweenie dachshund sits nobly upon a light gray poly lumber deck, looking off into the distance beyond the camera. his coat is a dark silver dapple with a warm caramel undercarriage. his muzzle & arms are whitening with age (he’s 13 in this photo). he is framed by a background consisting of a blurred yard & bare tree against a pale Sky full of light rippling clouds.
October 11, 2025 at 12:16 AM
waveform.observer
closing my shop at the end of the week to plot, scheme, rethink, & maybe even eventually revamp/relaunch — in this meantime, this could be your last chance to own some of these timeless &/or idiotic designs in shirt or sticker form!

shop.waveform.observer
slate blue t-shirt on a white background sporting a large black & white rendering of a man with a catfish head in traditional Japanese attire, based on an old woodblock print. he’s holding a percussion instrument & looking confused. black t-shirt on a white background featuring a stylized retro print of a mysterious man in a suit & tie with matching bowler, all of which are black & therefore negative space. he has purple skin, he holds a cigarette trailing a psychedelic trail of blue smoke, & his eyes are hidden in shadow. he stands in front of a big white reel-to-reel tape on a blue background. die-cut sticker on a white background featuring the logo from the classic Shaw Brothers film BUDDHA’S PALM, with the title in stylized Chinese hanzi that looks like flames & old psychedelic English set in wonky Eurostile. pink tee on a white background. the print is a black one-color rendering of a taco with rubber-hose style arms & legs wearing big sonic the hedgehog sneakers & shades. it’s mid stride, gripping handfuls of cash, looking elated. large retro text underneath reads “MY CO-PILOT”.
October 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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back on my bullshit again 😪 (making logos for rappers)
photo of a black & white image on a laptop screen. modern type reads HIGHSIGN SOCIETY, the first word in a sharp mid-century sans & the second in a similarly built but heavier serif. the counter of the O in the word “society” has been turned horizontal & a circle has been added to create a shady looking eye.
September 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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I mean, I sure as hell do
star wars fan illustration styled like a selfie taken by a beaten K2 droid weaing a yellow shawl. he's clutching a curly rodian with cool fade-curls in a left-arm hug. perched on his right shoulder is a kushiban, basically an anthropomorphized rabbit lady like judy from zootopia, giving a peace sign & grinning.
September 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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real jizz heads: one gotta go, what do you choose??
distressed LP cover for DEEP IN JIZZ SPACE by Gatta Kassillo & His High Mythic Twin Suns Orchestra distressed LP for One Night in Theed by The Jet Helix Trio distressed album cover for mynock sounds by Torribong! Astromech Orchestra distressed album cover for Bayindu Roer's "Outer Rim Vibes"
September 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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rough black & white cartoon panel of a scuzzy looking dude at a window wearing a shirt that says "SICKOS" & saying "YES ... HA HA HA ... YES!"
September 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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screenshot of the giant from twin peaks saying IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
September 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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*sighs wearily, shoulders sagging*

wicked pissah
TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE FROM USING ONLY TWO WORDS (MAP)
September 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
waveform.observer
*wolfos howling in the distance*
white text on a black background styled like the interstitial screens from The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s mask. the text reads Dawn of The Final Day -7 Hours Remain-
August 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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evergreen screenshot for these moments
shot of actor William H. Macy wearing a yellow safety helmet with headlamp, a padded vest, leather jacket & gloves. he’s holding a shovel & standing a little to screen right. the background is a smoky disused concrete bunker. subtitle: “What do you mean ‘we’? I was right here.”
August 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
waveform.observer
meme drawing of the thumbs up guy amongst his squad
August 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
waveform.observer
meanwhile, in europe:
The Church's motives are similar to those of Dalton's: in their updated canon, the Second Work is essentially considered the Biblical Hell, and God, weary of humanity's "sinful transgressions", abandoned the Earth, withdrawing with his Chosen during the End of Days. As a result, they believe it's their duty to wage a holy war against the Second World in all of its forms - only when its presence is banished and the Rifts are closed will they be able to regain God's favor. Their operatives conduct a persistent program of Crusades to these ends; some of these regional conflicts, often against witches, have been ongoing for years and even decades. As they believe everything associated with the Second World to be truly evil, they eschew all forms of mancery; likewise, they harbor a xenophobic resentment of almost all non-humans and magic-users, with the exception of people born with Knacks, whom they consider Blessed (psychic abilities are also accepted and believed to be gifts from God).
August 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
waveform.observer
I forget so much of this stuff for two or three years at a time & whenever I come back I’m like “oh hell yeah” LMMFAO
• Spetsnaz GRU Konovozno ETG (elita tselevaya gruppa dlya kontrolya koldovstva i zloye gnozisa, элита целевая группа для контроля колдовства и злое гнозиса) - Soviet Russia's Elite Task Force to Oversee Witchcraft and Evil Gnosis.
August 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I wish there was a better way to share it but man @cayce.zone & I have reams of worldbuilding material & story ideas. here’s the intro to the 20k-word megatome we wrote for SIGIL WAR:
Screenshot of white text on a black field: Background A post-apocalyptic story set on an alternate Earth, where the Vietnam conflict spiraled out of control into an occult world war. The unforeseen explosion of esoteric forces onto the global stage utterly changed the face of warfare, necessitating the formation of entirely new military tactics and groups; among these were the Shadow Marines, an elite infantry unit with training in a broad spectrum of combat, both traditional and magical. During the conflict, which eventually became known as the Sigil War, CONRAD WATTS served in Ereshkigal Unit, a black ops stealth squad within the Shadow Marines. Sealed in a hylic equilibrium chamber deep within the mysterious FACILITY under unknown circumstances in 1976, WATTS awoke untold centuries later to find a wasteland where he had remembered there being a world.
August 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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see also: Murtaugh’s “Grimoire of the Unbound Phoenix”, as reviewed by @cayce.zone

cayce.zone/writing/unbo...
Photo of a worn paperback copy of PL Murtaugh’s “Grimoire of the Unbound Phoenix” on a dark wood surface, alongside a pen & illustrated Dale Cooper coaster. The book cover is an extremely 70s pea soup green with type to match, with the title & author above & below a weird watercolor painting of the mythical Phoenix in a cream border.
August 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
waveform.observer
new frames test … y/n?
selfie of me wearing new glasses that are a little big for my face with clearish nutmeg frames. sorry I know this alt text is bad I’m so fucking fried rn
August 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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torn page from a pocket composition notebook circa 2006 lying on an orange kilim rug. extremely cramped & frantic all-caps handwritten text in red & black. very stupid rappity rap samurai rhymes.
July 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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this is basically how I shut down any argument I wind up in
bad iPhone photo of a panel from the manga Frieren: Beyond Journey’s end. Frieren, a woman with white hair in pigtails, sits on the edge of a bed with her back to the viewer. In front of her is Fern, a younger woman with long straight hair wearing a white dress & a long black robe. Fern is saying, “You see, unlike you, I’m a good girl”
July 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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shot of vanessa byer & kristen stewart lying on a wooden floor, hair wet, apparently naked. vanessa byer is holding a pizza roll in one hand. the subtitle reads "And you. You are my Totino."
July 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM