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I am given to understand that "It's a Poppin' Time".
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Well, my pinned post for my Twitter account was a list of wholesome and interesting YouTube videos that nobody was interested in, so I might as well turn this into an "Actual Names" account of very obviously made up names.
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Jamie-Lee Curtis be like:
My seldom-shared opinion is that Halloween is a bunch of arse.
October 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Found some chicken liver in the freezer that technically went off last December.
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I thought I was English when I was eight & didnt know it was in question in 1982. I heard about the rejectionist NF case when I was ten in 1984 - but heard many people rejected it. (We had the Daily Mail in our house: the sports pages were vocal about this after the Barnes wonder goal in Rio)
July 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Hearing about John Healey being briefed about the Afghan fiasco and the cover-up in opposition and then the rest of the new Cabinet being told upon taking office and it's poignantly like Harry Truman being told America had The Bomb, but incredibly shit.
July 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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The fiscal problem for Labour is Giles is right. The political problem for Labour (& also for whoever succeeds Labour, any time in the next decade or so) is not enough people know or believe Giles is right, there are zero votes in telling ppl Giles is right and many votes on offer from Giles denial
July 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Soon there'll be more unbroadcastable MasterChef shows than missing episodes of Dr Who.
I think this means there are now two series of MasterChef already filmed that the BBC now have to decide what to do with.

One amateur series with Gregg Wallace and John Torode.

And a celebrity series with Torode.
July 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Back on Twitter! So long, suckers!
July 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Amol Rajan's agent right now:
July 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Anyway, assuming both John and Greggggggg are kaput, my favoured replacement (I think) would be Rob Owen Brown and Jimi Famurewa. Jimi because I like him and he needs the work and R O B because he'd bring the hearty rough diamond dynamic (but Northern) while also being able to cook.
July 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Hell of a juxtaposition
July 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ok, so now Torode has been sacked for a seven-year-old comment he still denies happened and which we're apparently not allowed to know what it was supposed to be. It may be completely justified, but I want to have the information to draw my own conclusion on this.
I would quite like to know what John Torode's seven-year-old racist comment was before he gets sacked for it, tbh.
July 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
New Pulp Fiction reboot seems a bit ropey.
I can deny it quite easily.
Mike Johnson: "God miraculously saved the president's life -- I think it's undeniable -- and he did it for an obvious purpose. His presidency and his life are the fruits of divine providence. He points that out all the time and he's right to do so."
July 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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We still haven't proven that the tree wasn't trying to nonce them up and they acted in self-defence.
July 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Just realised I'm signed up for an auction tomorrow and I haven't the faintest idea what I was thinking of bidding on. Which is probably an indication that I should simply ignore it and not bother. And yet.
July 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Anyway, yes, in other news it is possible that a second bottle of Pedro Ximinez sherry has been bought.
July 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Have to say, was with a group of people earlier when the news came up on the radio - first item on the news - and there was a lot of groaning and a general view afoot that, dire and sad and angering and representative of Societal Decline thought it is, everybody was now pig sick of hearing about it
People accessing, consuming and sharing CSA material are out there not getting custodial sentences. Men who abuse women are basically never doing so. And rapists rarely make in to court.

It’s a fucking tree
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cl...

It was a tree.

Yes, these people are arseholes but it was a tree.
July 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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People accessing, consuming and sharing CSA material are out there not getting custodial sentences. Men who abuse women are basically never doing so. And rapists rarely make in to court.

It’s a fucking tree
July 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
More like late to the party, am I right kids?
“Late technofascist surveillance capitalism”

Late.
The degree to which this person needs to step away from the internet and never be allowed back is impossible to overstate.
July 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I would quite like to know what John Torode's seven-year-old racist comment was before he gets sacked for it, tbh.
July 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Chicken biriyani for tea.
July 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Whodunnit? - Goodbye Sarge (15th July 1974). A packed panel today - Rodney Bewes, Billie Whitelaw, George Sewell and Reginald Bosanquet. It's so long ago that the Pert is able to ask his guests whether they were in the services (all the chaps were).
July 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I thought Pierce Brosnan was an honorary KBE, but it turns out it's just an OBE. Time for an upgrade, surely? The only man who actually liked playing James Bond.
July 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
ME:
July 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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absolutely spectacular writing from the Wikipedia editor who added this to Jim Carrey's entry en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Car...
July 15, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Defence down too. Glad to see that's all sorted out.
July 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM