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VivicorpCEO
@vivicorpceo.bsky.social
· Sep 22
If you're following me welcome to being part of a loose collection of likely ND folks who made a bad decision once because I posted a cute dog
To be clear I do have this, y'all just haven't been good enough this year
I don't think this site has earned Bailey in her Santa hat
December 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
To be clear I do have this, y'all just haven't been good enough this year
This person allegedly has PhD and is somehow about as useless as a grievance parent doing their own research via Facebook
December 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This person allegedly has PhD and is somehow about as useless as a grievance parent doing their own research via Facebook
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I follow exactly 0 people for nudes, just not what I'm here for, but at this point like half the people I follow have promised nudes if Trump dies on their birthday and I 100% will open, view, and comment positively if platonically on anyone that does so.
I don't even care if it's not my preference
I don't even care if it's not my preference
December 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I follow exactly 0 people for nudes, just not what I'm here for, but at this point like half the people I follow have promised nudes if Trump dies on their birthday and I 100% will open, view, and comment positively if platonically on anyone that does so.
I don't even care if it's not my preference
I don't even care if it's not my preference
Ever have your sense of fairness fight with accomplishments? Like yeah I worked hard to get here but other people work even harder and get less. Like I gotta reel it in and remind myself:
A. I didn't set up this system
B. It's unfair others don't get some of this, not the other way around
A. I didn't set up this system
B. It's unfair others don't get some of this, not the other way around
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ever have your sense of fairness fight with accomplishments? Like yeah I worked hard to get here but other people work even harder and get less. Like I gotta reel it in and remind myself:
A. I didn't set up this system
B. It's unfair others don't get some of this, not the other way around
A. I didn't set up this system
B. It's unfair others don't get some of this, not the other way around
Man I am having A Time lately. That's enough of that
December 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Man I am having A Time lately. That's enough of that
Getting a new follower who has never liked commented, or reposted anything I've put up here always gets a side eye. Y'all a bot I just can't prove it yet but I'm onto you
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Getting a new follower who has never liked commented, or reposted anything I've put up here always gets a side eye. Y'all a bot I just can't prove it yet but I'm onto you
Meanwhile people making actual programs:
"Let's make sure we keep to the 99.999% accuracy sla"
"Let's make sure we keep to the 99.999% accuracy sla"
“…it's not making much money from its AI products. That's because no one is buying them, and that is because very few people actually find them useful…
AI agents failed to complete tasks up to 70% of the time, making them almost entirely redundant as a workforce replacement tool.”
AI agents failed to complete tasks up to 70% of the time, making them almost entirely redundant as a workforce replacement tool.”
December 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Meanwhile people making actual programs:
"Let's make sure we keep to the 99.999% accuracy sla"
"Let's make sure we keep to the 99.999% accuracy sla"
Haha clicked a few of the news tiles from Google on my phone and 5/6 of them led to pages that blatantly tried to get me to install viruses with none of the content from the tile to be seen.
Way to go Google
Way to go Google
December 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Haha clicked a few of the news tiles from Google on my phone and 5/6 of them led to pages that blatantly tried to get me to install viruses with none of the content from the tile to be seen.
Way to go Google
Way to go Google
How long before we find it's just someone driving it remotely
Rivian's "Universal Hands Free" feature kicks off an "Autonomy+" subscription. Here's how it compares to Tesla, GM and Ford.
insideevs.com/news/781655/...
insideevs.com/news/781655/...
Here's How Much Rivian's Tesla FSD-Fighting Feature Will Cost And What You Get
Rivian's 'Universal Hands-Free' feature kicks off an 'Autonomy+' subscription. Here's how it compares to Tesla, GM and Ford.
insideevs.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
How long before we find it's just someone driving it remotely
Where I'm at today: saw this without context and thought "which joint? Elbow? A hip? Why is this even a promise?"
vote for me! a gyoza in every pan, a joint in every mouth!
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Where I'm at today: saw this without context and thought "which joint? Elbow? A hip? Why is this even a promise?"
I didn't want normalcy.
I want something new, weirder, and better.
I want something new, weirder, and better.
December 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I didn't want normalcy.
I want something new, weirder, and better.
I want something new, weirder, and better.
"ugh I guess I gotta get up and stick my head in the oven" is getting added to the list of phrases I've used without thinking about them out of the very important context first
Fuck you appliance for trying to break when my wife needs you.
(I made it work for now but still fuck you inanimate object)
(I made it work for now but still fuck you inanimate object)
December 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"ugh I guess I gotta get up and stick my head in the oven" is getting added to the list of phrases I've used without thinking about them out of the very important context first
Fuck you appliance for trying to break when my wife needs you.
(I made it work for now but still fuck you inanimate object)
(I made it work for now but still fuck you inanimate object)
December 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Fuck you appliance for trying to break when my wife needs you.
(I made it work for now but still fuck you inanimate object)
(I made it work for now but still fuck you inanimate object)
I once again reiterate that if I ever get fuck you money there will be no signs.
Like of me, ever again. I might even change my name.
Like of me, ever again. I might even change my name.
Yeah this makes sense. I always hear the "there are no good billionaires" and personally know one who isn't bad (not great either, but not inherently evil), but he got one big payday and just went away. I think this is the difference. He had a good idea, sold it, and left. Didn't want more.
If you make a billion dollars — or $500 million or even $100 million dollars — and you keep trying to make more, then there is something seriously wrong with you. It's a mental illness akin to hoarding or drug addiction.
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I once again reiterate that if I ever get fuck you money there will be no signs.
Like of me, ever again. I might even change my name.
Like of me, ever again. I might even change my name.
Not going to lie I respect the effort out must have taken to get it there.
I mean that's the only thing I respect about it but
I mean that's the only thing I respect about it but
December 11, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Not going to lie I respect the effort out must have taken to get it there.
I mean that's the only thing I respect about it but
I mean that's the only thing I respect about it but
Hear me out:
Therapeutic artillery.
I think it could fix me
Therapeutic artillery.
I think it could fix me
The $2.7 trillion peak last year was the world saying: “Therapy? No thanks, I’ll take artillery.”
December 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hear me out:
Therapeutic artillery.
I think it could fix me
Therapeutic artillery.
I think it could fix me
Man I just remembered a person I knew in high school who was wondering how her car knew she'd been trying to work out when it flashed the "ABS" light
mom: they didn’t have any dvd’s you wanted to buy?
15 yr old me: no, they only had a million copies of some movie called Security Device Enclosed
15 yr old me: no, they only had a million copies of some movie called Security Device Enclosed
December 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Man I just remembered a person I knew in high school who was wondering how her car knew she'd been trying to work out when it flashed the "ABS" light
Going to make a book called '"we need to eliminate the orphans they're taking up too many resources' and other phrases that are very concerning outside IT" dedicated to things I've heard at work
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Going to make a book called '"we need to eliminate the orphans they're taking up too many resources' and other phrases that are very concerning outside IT" dedicated to things I've heard at work
Legit trying out "fake it until you make it" positive self talk let's see how it goes
When I roll up my sleeves on my nice shirt.
(Boy I wish I actually had that kind of confidence in my looks)
(Boy I wish I actually had that kind of confidence in my looks)
a computer screen displays a speedometer reading 24-75
Alt: The radar from the aliens movie showing various motions approaching
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Legit trying out "fake it until you make it" positive self talk let's see how it goes
I have no heat provide me cute animal pictures for warmth or I might die
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I have no heat provide me cute animal pictures for warmth or I might die
Amazing thread of responses. An untold amount of money into advertising a game just to get a boat load of people coming in to be like "this is the first I've ever even heard of this and it's a game in my favorite genre how did they manage that"
Genuinely incredibly fascinating study in what marketing vectors lead to literally zero sales here, wowwww
kotaku.com/king-meat-gl...
kotaku.com/king-meat-gl...
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Amazing thread of responses. An untold amount of money into advertising a game just to get a boat load of people coming in to be like "this is the first I've ever even heard of this and it's a game in my favorite genre how did they manage that"
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Six years ago, I brought this little sweet potato home. Happy #GotchaDay Miss Sammy!
December 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Six years ago, I brought this little sweet potato home. Happy #GotchaDay Miss Sammy!
Ok real talk thin skinned is a weird thing to lob at a person setting boundaries like this anyways since they know they're going to catch some shit for it (such as being called thin skinned) and are ok with that
tonight while recording a guest spot on a podcast i experienced an unacceptable level of disrespect from one of the hosts. so i decided to do what felt right for me and i left. i didn’t need to stick around to show i’m “tough” or “thick skinned.” i reminded myself that no one is owed my time.
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ok real talk thin skinned is a weird thing to lob at a person setting boundaries like this anyways since they know they're going to catch some shit for it (such as being called thin skinned) and are ok with that
Co worker keeps putting her hands on me so I touched her chest
December 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Co worker keeps putting her hands on me so I touched her chest