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Expect autocorrect typos. I'm sorry but not that sorry.
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If you're following me welcome to being part of a loose collection of likely ND folks who made a bad decision once because I posted a cute dog
Reported for slandering raccoons
He'll slip from his chair. Others in the room will rush to his aid. But it is too late.

The stunned silence is broken by a rising, maniacal laugh. They all turn as JD Vances rips of his mask revealing…

three stacked raccoons.
December 3, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I will be settling for "that kinda weird quiet guy who was at least nice enough that I once worked with and never heard from again"
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
... Huh discovered a grudge I didn't know I was holding
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Randomly thought about the time some dude argued with me, in a thread about ignoring others lived experiences, that I, as a child, could have simply walked a few hours to the nearest library to check out books they probably didn't have before the Internet to learn about them
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I actually enjoy programming.... But I'd probably do a lot more open source and maybe swap to doing it for non profits
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
There is no hope, this email WILL find you, and it does not care if you are well. I'm sorry I could not save you
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Well it used to be "can you fix my computer" but now it's anytime AI related
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
"i dunno all of the other tests said I probably was but better check"

...

"What does 167 mean?"
If you are wondering if you are Autistic and want to take a “test” that will help you self assess, I recommend the RAADS-R …

so does the University of Washington Autism Center
Ppl who read about a Autistic trait often don’t have *context* & ask:

“that sounds like something everyone does, doesn’t that mean everyone’s Autistic?”

1st, having a *single* Autistic trait doesn’t mean a person is Autistic.

2nd, we recommend you take the RAADS-R test if want larger context.
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Took my brain a moment to realize this wasn't a threat
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Getting a job at YouTube long enough to mess with this guy, specifically, until they fire me
Once again questioning my entire life because YouTube showed me a channel called AlphaMaleDominance which featured a guy telling a girl to stop crying and talk like an adult.
December 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I gotta say centrist dems trying to adopt a slogan I would have assumed was coming from Republicans if I'd heard it in isolation sounds about right
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Named my fists TCP and IP because these hands gonna shake you
I names my fists 0 & 1 cause they’re gonna knock you to bits.
I named my fists Knit and Purl because you're gonna need stitches.
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I'm not joking when I say I believe decision makers, corp or gov, that withhold critical treatments and preventatives from the population should at minimum be charged with negligent homicide for each person who dies earlier than they might have had they not made that change
My PrEP appointments, including HIV/STI testing and the Rx itself, used to be 100% free.

Now they are full cost, and my insurance won’t cover testing every 3 months.

I’m off PrEP for other reasons, but I couldn’t really afford it unless I rely on another free HIV/STI testing service.
“Without swift action to get services back on track, UNAIDS has predicted there will be 3.3 million more new HIV infections by 2030 than expected.” 💔😡

www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
December 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Where's the menswear guy when you need to find another dress shirt like the one and only one you've ever worn that felt comfy to you
December 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I'm not immune to the main problem with engineers (wanting to see if I can before thinking about if I should)
I'll even admit reading about adversarial networks and the like back when this shit was contained to little experiments like thispersondoesnotexist tickled a part of my brain that likes reading about niche applications of tech, but if I knew it was leading here...
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"hello we're reaching out about your bombs extended warranty"
Genuinely hilarious. Please send it to China.
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Man I'm not going to quote it but I just saw a post citing LLMs as useful for assistive technology and helping people recognize emotions and can I just say AI generated subtitles have proved constantly worse than prior auto Gen tech and also godspeed parsing my facial expressions with a computer
December 1, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Hilariously I'm told to but just don't and I keep getting put on projects because I "somehow" have less bugs when I'm done than average.
“People don’t have a choice if work makes them use A/I”

I refuse to use A/I. I voice that on any project I touch.

If you’re making “A/I dubs” of animes, you’re the same as a scab during a strike.

Just because it keeps YOU secure, doesn’t mean you’re absolved from the damage you’re causing others.
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
That's enough humanity I'm cancelling it pack it up
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hey check out my new article about how you too can retire early if you make sure you only eat out once a week and also have a nearly million dollar a year household income but it's definitely mostly the first thing
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Next October remember the reason for the season when celebrating green day on October 1st (this is of course when the cryo sleep pods we were all in got the green light to awaken us)
No idea what happened to all the Novembers but as the prophecy field we were awoken after the last September meet their end
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I mean you can ask me if you want a depressing story told with the cheer of someone no longer impacted by it who's happy to use it as a way to teach you not to ask anymore because you don't know how to deal with what you were just told.

Just saying
seasonal reminder that if someone says they don't drink:
-it's none of your business why
-hosts should have several non-alcoholic beverage options
-the holidays can be a tough period for non-drinkers
-many jokes about not drinking are bad
-people are burned out and might just be tired
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Posting too much info is how you weed out the weak followers
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM