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“i don’t have feelings and i don’t hold hands!”
sorry but with all this new media content i stand firm that no-one really gets askars the way OG GK girls do, you don't get him the way we get him
February 1, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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HR sending out a company wide email reminding everyone that noticing the omens can be done after work
January 16, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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It’s OK for me to say stupid stuff, because I am stupid and it is my culture
January 5, 2026 at 5:40 AM
apple tango, disco grenadine syrup, lemon juice 👌
December 29, 2025 at 11:38 AM
i’m catsitting for a friend so i’ve got a suitcase and i’m leaving london and now it looks like i’m one of #THOSE people who are going home for christmas 😭
December 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
let's put it like this, i am very very ready to live alone :- )
December 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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August 23, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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So let me get this straight, you've created a vending machine for Crows? Yup.
And and you've trained them to 'buy' seeds by dropping cigarette butts into a slot? Yup.
And this idea emerged as an urban refuse solution? Yup.
Wow.

tinyurl.com/2yqfhwx8
December 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
do decongestants just not work anymore?? do we all know about this?
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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"Person who received an important call right when they were about to eat"

x.com/dailyportalz...
November 2, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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"That black suit in your closet that you only wear to funerals"

x.com/dailyportalz...
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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old drawing
October 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
i’m getting lowkey excited about my new kitchen 🥲
October 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Barkeep, a round of complimentary morning after pills for the ladies
October 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
it's my BIRTHDAY today and i am eating some WATERMELON
October 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
does anyone even care that my head hurts?? how is this legal
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i need to quit my job and focus on my renovation full time
October 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Ooookay here we go. Bad Bunny 101 condensed into six weeks of music, reading material, and perreo
Bad Bunny 101
docs.google.com
October 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Here are all the little haunted house workers on break.

This is the digital file because I did not like how things printed out at all. I'm gonna have to fight with the Riso machine some more.
October 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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BOUQUET RESIDENCE
October 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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WE SHOULD MAKE MORE HOLOGRAMS OF CELEBRITIES AND WE SHOULD MAKE THEM CAPABLE OF SUFFERING.
September 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Taking a Riso class.
Week 2.
September 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I thought you were joking...

Whaaaat?!
September 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
getting a little excited about reno now that i'm thinking about it and then immediately getting overwhelmed and stressed 🙃
September 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM