Victor Devine
@victordevine.bsky.social
I can eat me dinner in a fancy restaurant
Reposted by Victor Devine
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
August 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Go for it. I don't even care any more.
It's amazing. I've been arguing with people on Facebook the last week or two about their gammon views, R*f**m, that kind of thing. I started off with reasoned debate, but lately I'm just saying that they're uneducated idiots. Not one of them has retorted. It's almost as if they don't actually exist.
February 11, 2026 at 4:24 PM
It's amazing. I've been arguing with people on Facebook the last week or two about their gammon views, R*f**m, that kind of thing. I started off with reasoned debate, but lately I'm just saying that they're uneducated idiots. Not one of them has retorted. It's almost as if they don't actually exist.
It's been 25 years and the poor sod's dead now, but I still can't get over Darius's rendition of Baby One More Time. How could he possibly have thought, "This is a great idea, I definitely won't regret this." I mean, he won in the end, he got his break while the band turned to shite. But still.
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
It's been 25 years and the poor sod's dead now, but I still can't get over Darius's rendition of Baby One More Time. How could he possibly have thought, "This is a great idea, I definitely won't regret this." I mean, he won in the end, he got his break while the band turned to shite. But still.
Post a banger that isn't in English
youtu.be/SrGLSmu9ezs?...
youtu.be/SrGLSmu9ezs?...
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Post a banger that isn't in English
youtu.be/SrGLSmu9ezs?...
youtu.be/SrGLSmu9ezs?...
I've spent ages, every time my band has a gig, knocking out a poster. One of the lads has found a new AI app on Facebook. My services no longer required on that front. It's on on the band page already. Here's a pic of the guitarist, with someone else's ears, wearing his Trojan tee-shirt with pride.
February 8, 2026 at 11:37 PM
I've spent ages, every time my band has a gig, knocking out a poster. One of the lads has found a new AI app on Facebook. My services no longer required on that front. It's on on the band page already. Here's a pic of the guitarist, with someone else's ears, wearing his Trojan tee-shirt with pride.
This doesn't half feel like a Dan Miller resignation.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Morgan McSweeney resigns as Keir Starmer’s chief of staff
Longtime aide has said he takes ‘full responsibility’ for advising PM to appoint Peter Mandelson as US ambassador
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
This doesn't half feel like a Dan Miller resignation.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Reposted by Victor Devine
40 YEARS AGO TODAY: with Jools and Paula both away, Alexei Sayle interviews Motley Crue's Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx on The Tube.
Motley Crue interview England 1986
Motley Crue interviewed by Alexei Sayle, Newcastle England. I recorded this on Scotch Betamax videotape 7th February 1986
#mötleycrüe #motleycrue #indianajones
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
40 YEARS AGO TODAY: with Jools and Paula both away, Alexei Sayle interviews Motley Crue's Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx on The Tube.
Just spoke to a geezer outside who's doing some work on next door's house. Loads of apparatus, whacking and fitting stuff. Then I went inside to a Teams meeting where I talked about setting the scene for a Team Awayday next week. What a waste of a life.
February 4, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Just spoke to a geezer outside who's doing some work on next door's house. Loads of apparatus, whacking and fitting stuff. Then I went inside to a Teams meeting where I talked about setting the scene for a Team Awayday next week. What a waste of a life.
It's been pissing it down for months. Last year the same, and the year before. It's almost as if those goons who kept banging on about climate change were right.
February 1, 2026 at 1:41 PM
It's been pissing it down for months. Last year the same, and the year before. It's almost as if those goons who kept banging on about climate change were right.
Reposted by Victor Devine
Hit me Paul Shane one more time
January 27, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Hit me Paul Shane one more time
Reposted by Victor Devine
People on Bluesky vs people at the other place
January 28, 2026 at 11:01 AM
People on Bluesky vs people at the other place
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform
January 27, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Four fictional characters who would definitely defect to Reform
What a terrific bargain! Although I'm not sure I've ever seen a Man United triple Adidas shirt before, or one sponsored by Snapdrsgon. And who's that team being sponsored by Stnndard Chartered?
January 21, 2026 at 10:47 PM
What a terrific bargain! Although I'm not sure I've ever seen a Man United triple Adidas shirt before, or one sponsored by Snapdrsgon. And who's that team being sponsored by Stnndard Chartered?
There's a chap at my mother's care home who, as well as having advanced dementia and mobility issues, has Tourette's. It was his birthday on Saturday, and his present to himself was shouting, "Fucking slappers" for half an hour. Well, you've got to be good to yourself. Happy birthday, Phil.
January 19, 2026 at 9:36 AM
There's a chap at my mother's care home who, as well as having advanced dementia and mobility issues, has Tourette's. It was his birthday on Saturday, and his present to himself was shouting, "Fucking slappers" for half an hour. Well, you've got to be good to yourself. Happy birthday, Phil.
Reposted by Victor Devine
The promo is already top notch:
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
The promo is already top notch:
Why do all Frasier Crane's dates wear the same clothes? Honestly, Seattle must have cornered the world in grey slacks and colourful ribbed v-necks.
January 17, 2026 at 9:03 AM
Why do all Frasier Crane's dates wear the same clothes? Honestly, Seattle must have cornered the world in grey slacks and colourful ribbed v-necks.
Reposted by Victor Devine
I can't remember seeing Ricky Jones Deo advertising Oxo in the early noughties.
Use Oxo, not this Rock Band to liven up your Shepherd's Pie in 2004
January 12, 2026 at 9:11 AM
I can't remember seeing Ricky Jones Deo advertising Oxo in the early noughties.
Yet another glorious day outside.
January 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Yet another glorious day outside.
And the worst? Millions will disagree, but the syrupy shark-jumping bollocks that was the final episode of Only Fools And Horses, clearly aimed at drawing tears from their audience, it was sheer crap. And then they dug up that dead smelly old horse a few years later to flog it again anyway.
Given that apparently the Stranger Things finale was meh (idk, didn't watch it, just the scuttlebutt) and we're not that far removed from the disastrous GOT finale that retroactively made everyone have never cared about the show:
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
What's the *best* ending to a show you've ever seen? Quote/reply etc
January 7, 2026 at 11:40 AM
And the worst? Millions will disagree, but the syrupy shark-jumping bollocks that was the final episode of Only Fools And Horses, clearly aimed at drawing tears from their audience, it was sheer crap. And then they dug up that dead smelly old horse a few years later to flog it again anyway.
There was Blackadder Goes Forth and Still Game, both of which showed a world after the characters had died. I still think this was the best though. Not a single laugh in the final two minutes. Didn't need it.
youtu.be/hP21b-AAXJk?...
youtu.be/hP21b-AAXJk?...
January 7, 2026 at 11:35 AM
There was Blackadder Goes Forth and Still Game, both of which showed a world after the characters had died. I still think this was the best though. Not a single laugh in the final two minutes. Didn't need it.
youtu.be/hP21b-AAXJk?...
youtu.be/hP21b-AAXJk?...
It's taken six and a half years, but I've just had a very friendly word in my ear about maybe, in future, not referring in a meeting to the people that populate our great country as "ignorant, dishonest cattle".
I shall not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand...
I shall not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand...
January 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
It's taken six and a half years, but I've just had a very friendly word in my ear about maybe, in future, not referring in a meeting to the people that populate our great country as "ignorant, dishonest cattle".
I shall not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand...
I shall not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand...
Well... we ended up with a band made up of 3 of us and 2 of another band. Just that. It was great. We did 23 songs, including 8 I'd never sung before. I even did a solo acoustic version of Thank You For The Music to three adoring circles of women. Now THAT is Rock n' Roll. And two gigs lined up.
Me and 2 other quarters of my band are involved in some multi-band Christmas party bash later. We'll all be jamming along to songs that only some of us know. I've never met any of the others. It's been like the sword of Damocles all Christmas. These things never ever work.
January 5, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Well... we ended up with a band made up of 3 of us and 2 of another band. Just that. It was great. We did 23 songs, including 8 I'd never sung before. I even did a solo acoustic version of Thank You For The Music to three adoring circles of women. Now THAT is Rock n' Roll. And two gigs lined up.
Me and 2 other quarters of my band are involved in some multi-band Christmas party bash later. We'll all be jamming along to songs that only some of us know. I've never met any of the others. It's been like the sword of Damocles all Christmas. These things never ever work.
January 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Me and 2 other quarters of my band are involved in some multi-band Christmas party bash later. We'll all be jamming along to songs that only some of us know. I've never met any of the others. It's been like the sword of Damocles all Christmas. These things never ever work.
I feel very sad watching Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads. I'd love to have been married to Thelma Chambers, and gone for a couple of ales down the Fat Ox and the White Horse with Terry Collier. We saw Bob and Thelma starting out on the great adventure of married life, and now they're both gone.
January 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I feel very sad watching Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads. I'd love to have been married to Thelma Chambers, and gone for a couple of ales down the Fat Ox and the White Horse with Terry Collier. We saw Bob and Thelma starting out on the great adventure of married life, and now they're both gone.