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First the Earth cooled, then I had lunch.
In JD’s defense, maybe they were saying “boo-urns”
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Putting aside the message, that is some amazing pee writing. How did he make the letters that clear?!?
www.thetimes.com/sport/winter...
GB skier avoids censure for writing ‘F*** ice’ in snow ‘with urine’
Gus Kenworthy, whose Instagram account boasts 1.2million followers, will not face disciplinary action for message about US immigration officials
www.thetimes.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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One of my cousins was adopted from China. Another from Cambodia. Both were adopted as infants. They keep photos of their “papers” in their phones.
What kind of shithole country do we live in where people need to carry their papers for fear of kidnapping ⁉️
January 31, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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they have no ability to back down and recalibrate AND they lack a theory of mind for their opponents
January 25, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The official GOP position is moving from "a well-armed citizenry is the only defense against tyranny" to if you have a weapon the government can justifiably kill you.
1) Doesn’t say he was wielding it, just that he had it.
2) Doesn’t match the video anyway.
3) DHS has lied in exactly this way after shooting someone before.

bsky.app/profile/ms.n...
BREAKING: The Department of Homeland Security releases a statement on the fatal shooting in Minneapolis involving a federal agent. DHS claims the victim “approached U.S. Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun.”
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
“because you didn’t support me getting the Nobel Peace Prize I might go to war with you” is quite a message.
mad king moment

from the PBS Newshour correspondent
January 19, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Remember when the national crises we faced *weren’t* caused by our own president?
January 10, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
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It's a good commentary on 2025 that the US President announces a major military attack on a foreign country and even the straightest arrows think, 50% chance it's an attack, 50% chance president is on another cognition bender.
December 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It’s true! I picked up my prescription just now. They handed me my pills and $560.
Trump: "We're bringing down drug prices at a level that has never been thought of -- think of it, by 1,000% ... 1,400% in some cases"
December 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 10:36 AM
If I wanted to emigrate to the U.S., I would avoid the method that violates the emoluments clause because I would want my visa to be valid after the current regime ends.
so if you personally pay donald trump you get a fast track to a green card
trumpcard.gov is live and the million dollar fees are all referred to as “gifts” or “contributions” to an undisclosed party lol
December 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Brutal but effective public health messaging from New York Public Health.

The CDC is compromised. They’re no longer a reliable source of information.

They push anti-vaxx & anti-science grift.

Get your vaccines. Wear a respirator. Clean the air

Get public health advice from experts, not RFK Jr
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Tim Walz and other democrats should claim that Trump’s growing dementia is causing him to verbally attack female reporters. Make the media debate whether it is Alzheimer’s or whether Trump is just an asshole.
The other reporters in the White House press corps are apparently waiting until the president actually takes a swing at one of their female colleagues before they say anything
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The people of Delaware must be really mad at the Japanese for fucking up Delaware Day. #infamy
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Maybe they think "Play It Again, Sam" (the 1972 Woody Allen film) is part of the Casablanca extended universe.
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Heads up losers, immigrants are cool actually.
December 2, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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I know it's too easy to grow numb to the constant flood of bigotry that comes out of his mouth but it does seem morally important you don't allow yourself or anyone else to become desensitized to this vile racism as a normal part of our politics
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
United Statesians, vote!

yourfuckingpollingplace.com
Find Your Fucking Polling Place
Be one of the cool kids, visit this site to find your fucking polling place.
yourfuckingpollingplace.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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The dictator granted a friendly interview to the compromised media organization that bribed him. They edited out his most incendiary comments and presented a sanitized version of the dear leader to sell him to a nation wildly disapproving of his abuse of the rule of law.

- Trump on CBS, summarized
November 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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This checks out.
White House Makeover - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
“Tested”? This is at least the third time since the ceasefire was announced that Israel bombed Gaza and Hamas shot at Israeli soldiers. What does it take before they use the word “broken”?
October 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Trump wants the U.S. military to move back to using steam-powered catapults. #25thAmendmentNow
Trump: "They spent $900,093,000 on the catapults trying to get them to work. And they had steam, which worked so beautifully and it has for 50 years, right? So we're gonna go back. Seriously fellas, I want to make that change. I'm gonna do an executive order."
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 AM