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No explanation. No point looking for one, either.
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Honestly I just hate how angry I am these days. It's totally justifiable--these people are fucking monsters (and I'm certainly not policing anyone else's anger). But I hate it, I hate that feeling. I've spent so much of my life trying to get rid of anger. It's awful to be living with it again.
It's like being 17 again except I can get all the guns and liquor I want
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liberalism is going to require something martial and vicious and somewhat fanatic if we want it to survive. it won't be the liberalism we grew up with. it will be an uglier, harder thing for an uglier, harder world.
December 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
liberalism is going to require something martial and vicious and somewhat fanatic if we want it to survive. it won't be the liberalism we grew up with. it will be an uglier, harder thing for an uglier, harder world.
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What nonsense, back in the day you didn't have to spend 600 bucks to show people pictures of your shit, you just needed a Polaroid and to know how to deal with postal inspectors.
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
What nonsense, back in the day you didn't have to spend 600 bucks to show people pictures of your shit, you just needed a Polaroid and to know how to deal with postal inspectors.
Me, to my cats, while watching Mad Men reruns: Look, he's going to shoot amphetamines right up his butt.
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Me, to my cats, while watching Mad Men reruns: Look, he's going to shoot amphetamines right up his butt.
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If Campbell's started using "BIOENGINEERED SHIT FOR FUCKING POOR PEOPLE" in their ads I think a lot of people would respond to it. Hell of a lot better than those awful looking little moonfaced kids from 1922.
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If Campbell's started using "BIOENGINEERED SHIT FOR FUCKING POOR PEOPLE" in their ads I think a lot of people would respond to it. Hell of a lot better than those awful looking little moonfaced kids from 1922.
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imagine “i mean to squeeze your cheeks to open your mouth” coming out of a garbage disposal. don’t act like you’re above it, you follow me and you’re here. it’s the worst fucking shit imaginable, and we are all going to suffer it together.
fucking cowards everywhere say things like “none of these words are in the bible” and “my eyes” and “who are these people”, but if you know who they are, i fucking know better, and all of you are stuck in here with me and do not get to pretend you’re above this gossip that sends us all to hell.
November 22, 2025 at 6:53 AM
imagine “i mean to squeeze your cheeks to open your mouth” coming out of a garbage disposal. don’t act like you’re above it, you follow me and you’re here. it’s the worst fucking shit imaginable, and we are all going to suffer it together.
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
What's next some guy from a porn company sounding a loud warning that my old office chair is gross and needs to get replaced.
Former OpenAI product safety leader sounding a loud warning about artificial intimacy. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/o...
Opinion | I Led Product Safety at OpenAI. Don’t Trust Its Claims About ‘Erotica.’
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 AM
What's next some guy from a porn company sounding a loud warning that my old office chair is gross and needs to get replaced.
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Pretty confident David Byrne doesn't like to fuck anything other than obscure Subsaharan percussion instruments.
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Pretty confident David Byrne doesn't like to fuck anything other than obscure Subsaharan percussion instruments.
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Life is always incredible if you're a hater.
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Life is always incredible if you're a hater.
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Did the Bible have forums where you could analyze Goatse and Nazi furry porn in great detail? Then fuck the Bible.
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Did the Bible have forums where you could analyze Goatse and Nazi furry porn in great detail? Then fuck the Bible.
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Ugh. I'm a criminal defense attorney but during a family crisis I did some doc review. Not just olds, ppl put their every private issue into their work emails. You become protective of them & mark them as unimportant. But I'm talking emails from ppl you have heard of (cont'd)
November 12, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Ugh. I'm a criminal defense attorney but during a family crisis I did some doc review. Not just olds, ppl put their every private issue into their work emails. You become protective of them & mark them as unimportant. But I'm talking emails from ppl you have heard of (cont'd)
This is bullshit, these guys get paid the big money to do this but when I did it at Kinko's they fired me.
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
This is bullshit, these guys get paid the big money to do this but when I did it at Kinko's they fired me.
I was kind of a mopey underachiever in college and the summer of my sophomore year I was kind of lonely and aimless so I decided to read Ulysses. It took all I had intellectually to get through but it was worth it and taught me more than most of my professors.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I was kind of a mopey underachiever in college and the summer of my sophomore year I was kind of lonely and aimless so I decided to read Ulysses. It took all I had intellectually to get through but it was worth it and taught me more than most of my professors.
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WE SHALL BREAK THEM UPON OUR IRONS AND POUND THEM UNTIL THEY ARE NOTHING BUT DUST
this is absolutely true and this should not strike fear, it should strike righteous fucking fury in you, are you going to let them break you, or are you going to make them break upon us?
serious note: they're gonna try 5x harder to sabotage the midterms after tonight and we're gonna have to organize on a literally historic scale to stop them
November 5, 2025 at 5:56 AM
WE SHALL BREAK THEM UPON OUR IRONS AND POUND THEM UNTIL THEY ARE NOTHING BUT DUST
The one cat just sniffed her sister's butt and then looked at me expectantly, and I was just like no, no I don't wanna sniff, that's OK
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The one cat just sniffed her sister's butt and then looked at me expectantly, and I was just like no, no I don't wanna sniff, that's OK
why do all of these people talk like disney villains all the time
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
why do all of these people talk like disney villains all the time
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Adults should be able to have a grown up trick or treat where they do get a bunch of sharp things and drugs, and then also alot of boring grown up things like boneless skinless chicken breasts and saline nasal spray
November 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Adults should be able to have a grown up trick or treat where they do get a bunch of sharp things and drugs, and then also alot of boring grown up things like boneless skinless chicken breasts and saline nasal spray
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DAVID LETTERMAN: /rapping stack of notecards on his desk Gooners. Paul, you know about these gooner guys??
PAUL SHAFFER: Ha ha ha
LETTERMAN: Gooners...
/Band plays four bars of Michael Jackson's "Beat It"
PAUL SHAFFER: Ha ha ha
LETTERMAN: Gooners...
/Band plays four bars of Michael Jackson's "Beat It"
October 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
DAVID LETTERMAN: /rapping stack of notecards on his desk Gooners. Paul, you know about these gooner guys??
PAUL SHAFFER: Ha ha ha
LETTERMAN: Gooners...
/Band plays four bars of Michael Jackson's "Beat It"
PAUL SHAFFER: Ha ha ha
LETTERMAN: Gooners...
/Band plays four bars of Michael Jackson's "Beat It"
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
The corner store closest to me sells Rip-its and Pop-Tart loosies (the little foil bags of 2 for 2 bucks) and I am honored just to live by it
People don’t know the simple pleasures free cans of this at the dfac brought.
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The corner store closest to me sells Rip-its and Pop-Tart loosies (the little foil bags of 2 for 2 bucks) and I am honored just to live by it
Drinking double Malort and Cokes, if they find my body it is not suicide at least not technically by Illinois statute.
October 25, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Drinking double Malort and Cokes, if they find my body it is not suicide at least not technically by Illinois statute.
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
Sexy poulet basquaise
October 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Sexy poulet basquaise