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machine gun corey
@nuclearbbq.bsky.social
atlanta based professional poster
crazy time to be an office drone....there are two weeks to blast mfs with emails and then get blasted back in return before the out of office alerts hit
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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"Chat, are we cooked?" Zoomer fighter pilot Jayden 'The Grim Rizzler' Jones asks his TikTok live audience as the Gettysburg achieves target lock on him with an SM-2 missile.
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
2030: toxic rain pours from the sky as I contemplate taking out another loan to enroll my daughters Kalshi and Klarna in antiwoke preschool
December 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Omnipresent legal prediction markets seem like a really bad idea but I'd love to be able to bet on whether I'll get through my chores today or whether I'll go back for more olive. I could publish a tip sheet.
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
i've already placed a bet on kalshi that my haters will fall off in Q1 2026
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
You can build a lot of solidarity in a book club if everyone hates the book you’ve just read
December 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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comment under a video called "Fog Horn Sound Effect Awooga - 10 HOURS"

@surfdaddy57
Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...
May 14, 2024 at 3:18 PM
since one of my neighborhood's bars/venues fell off super hard i've found myself "hating outside the club" quite a bit. And you know what? it feels good!!!
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
just got the yearly wrapped statistics from my gooncave
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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I can't wait for the scene where Moses (Matthew Rhys), disillusioned by the failure of progressive civil service reform, looks directly into the camera and says, "I'm going to become the power broker."
December 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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maybe they should have a learning man festival
December 1, 2025 at 9:13 AM
it's fun to talk in a robot voice all day for "cyber monday"
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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gettin flattened on the road toad stylee
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Much of America’s musical heritage is stored on studio tapes. But many are slowly deteriorating, putting work by 20th-century masters like Bob Dylan, Fleetwood Mac and Bruce Springsteen at risk. One man, armed with hair dryers and a love of tinkering, is leading the charge to rescue them.
The ‘Race Against Time’ to Save Music Legends’ Decaying Tapes
New problems are plaguing old reels, putting decades of history at risk. One man, armed with hair dryers and a love of tinkering, is leading the charge to rescue them.
nyti.ms
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Leaving tire tracks on the pavement the way I’m circling back after the holiday
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sometimes Decatur is a bit much
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
my new mission is to convince the president that the movies in 30 Rock are real and they need to be remade so we can finally watch "who dat ninja?" and "black cop white cop"
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
sonic youth are partnering with graza olive oil to bring you EVOOL
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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leave a soundboy at ill ease
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'd prefer listening to a "Future verse" tyvm
What if, hear me out, Atlanta officials focus on building sidewalks, repairing sewers, expanding voter-mandated transit projects, dismantling surveillance cameras, preventing school closures, and avoiding costly taxpayer-funded settlements towards victims of police violence right now?
Officials seek public financing for Downtown Atlanta's 'FutureVerse' museum - Atlanta Business Chronicle
An "educational landmark" with big backers is taking shape in Downtown Atlanta.
www.bizjournals.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
i can only read "seditious behavior, punishable by death!" in the voice of Tom Araya
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
there will be some casualties of Woke 2. For instance, i don't think thanksgiving is going to make it through.
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM