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Aspiring to be like David Yow but lacking physical courage
Pinned
peep show where you pay to look through a window and there’s a sad middle aged man baring his soul in there. His mother made a real mess of him.
I tried to rouse my manservant for his tasks but on entering his quarters found him hiding under a blanket listening to Warning. I think the boy is spent and we need a new one.
January 31, 2026 at 10:16 PM
I tried to rouse my manservant for his tasks but on entering his quarters found him hiding under a blanket listening to Warning. I think the boy is spent and we need a new one.
Oxy stain remover spray for the difficult-to-remove aspects of your personality
January 31, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Oxy stain remover spray for the difficult-to-remove aspects of your personality
Dear mother, dear mother, the Church is cold; But the Alehouse is healthy, and pleasant, and warm - and the staff are surprisingly lax about my idiot friend vaping indoors
January 31, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Dear mother, dear mother, the Church is cold; But the Alehouse is healthy, and pleasant, and warm - and the staff are surprisingly lax about my idiot friend vaping indoors
i couldn’t make it to my appointment with the dude who usually cuts my hair so i’ve had to go somewhere else that had availability. it smells like PE in here. lads my wig is about to get smashed to bits
January 31, 2026 at 12:23 PM
i couldn’t make it to my appointment with the dude who usually cuts my hair so i’ve had to go somewhere else that had availability. it smells like PE in here. lads my wig is about to get smashed to bits
and yet i'm still thinking it'll all be OK if i just get another job 🤡
"if it sucks hit da bricks" not as solid advice as first appears. I've had four jobs in two years. Gotta consider where those bricks might be taking you, son.
January 31, 2026 at 1:07 AM
and yet i'm still thinking it'll all be OK if i just get another job 🤡
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i am merely a mole and it is my accursed fate to get whacked
January 30, 2026 at 7:49 PM
i am merely a mole and it is my accursed fate to get whacked
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Picked up the Tago Mago 33 1/3 book for a buck and got to the bottom of the page before putting it in a donation pile
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Picked up the Tago Mago 33 1/3 book for a buck and got to the bottom of the page before putting it in a donation pile
the notable character from the local pub has brought a hand drum and is sat alone playing it with verve and enthusiasm outside
January 30, 2026 at 6:25 PM
the notable character from the local pub has brought a hand drum and is sat alone playing it with verve and enthusiasm outside
me and the homies staying up late singing the saddest madrigals together and making each other feel way worse
January 29, 2026 at 7:57 PM
me and the homies staying up late singing the saddest madrigals together and making each other feel way worse
late january always lands like a strike on an anvil but take heart friends - the snowdrops, crocuses and daffodils will soon be here
January 28, 2026 at 6:56 PM
late january always lands like a strike on an anvil but take heart friends - the snowdrops, crocuses and daffodils will soon be here
come, bask in my deathly pallor and bathe in the dark circles around my eyes
January 27, 2026 at 8:51 PM
come, bask in my deathly pallor and bathe in the dark circles around my eyes
the hardest part of being a serf who digs in the mud all day is leaving work at work
January 26, 2026 at 6:36 PM
the hardest part of being a serf who digs in the mud all day is leaving work at work
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Where is Dinosaur Sr?
January 24, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Where is Dinosaur Sr?
you people won’t have a frog have a moment of quiet reverie unless it’s been rendered in a charming art style
January 24, 2026 at 11:12 PM
you people won’t have a frog have a moment of quiet reverie unless it’s been rendered in a charming art style
when this is over all the nativists will pretend they never supported it
January 24, 2026 at 5:08 PM
when this is over all the nativists will pretend they never supported it
it’s really funny to see how the cat reacts when she sees a packet (any packet) because it might contain treats. it would be funnier if i didn’t do the same with people i think i could meaningfully connect with
January 23, 2026 at 7:16 PM
it’s really funny to see how the cat reacts when she sees a packet (any packet) because it might contain treats. it would be funnier if i didn’t do the same with people i think i could meaningfully connect with
LLMs have devalued language as a whole. The only reasonable response is silence
January 23, 2026 at 6:00 PM
LLMs have devalued language as a whole. The only reasonable response is silence
cats would be funnier if they didn’t rely so heavily on bathos. like, we get it, you’re unreasonably self-serious but then also make a fool of yourself regularly 🙄
January 23, 2026 at 4:28 PM
cats would be funnier if they didn’t rely so heavily on bathos. like, we get it, you’re unreasonably self-serious but then also make a fool of yourself regularly 🙄
I dunno man I think failing to wash, do laundry, change bedsheets or brush your teeth adds a certain je ne sais quoi and patina that’s often missing nowadays
January 23, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I dunno man I think failing to wash, do laundry, change bedsheets or brush your teeth adds a certain je ne sais quoi and patina that’s often missing nowadays
i only wear gauche trousers
January 22, 2026 at 8:50 PM
i only wear gauche trousers
For the beetle, his angry outburst was a profound expression of hurt and one of his greatest moments of bravery. For the rest of us, it was silly and embarrassing because of his stature, status and funny antlers
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
For the beetle, his angry outburst was a profound expression of hurt and one of his greatest moments of bravery. For the rest of us, it was silly and embarrassing because of his stature, status and funny antlers
just a bit of warmth kindness and egalitarianism please
January 21, 2026 at 8:24 PM
just a bit of warmth kindness and egalitarianism please