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@constantlychanging.bsky.social

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Aspiring to be like David Yow but lacking physical courage

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · Aug 27

just got a preview copy of the DSM-6 and there's a full-page picture of your face opposite a description of whatever the hell it is you have going on

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 3m

glad he's packed in the old man gloom shit

constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 9m

ISIS video where they behead a wacky waving inflatable man

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 47m

he's a messy bess but fuck he can hit them skins

constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 51m

did I update post about this? we jammed and on breaks he told me every bad thing that's happened in his life in the past five years, culminating in telling me he's in NA and is proud to have been sober for 3 1/2 weeks. Shit was great definitely doing it again (not leaving any of my gear with him)

constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · Aug 19

texting the only drummer who's expressed an interest in playing with me in the past eight years and asking if he wants to jam

a woman panicking about sending a risky text

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 1h

I ate some of that canned chilli they make for divorced men and I guess they make it as salty as it is so you can have something to think about other than hating women for a little while

constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 1h

jealous

constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 22h

men think they look tuff with a crew cut but in reality they're far more likely to look like an expert toy rearranger

constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 2d

I swear I do still listen to jazz and contemporary classical it's just that kind of a vibe in the house rn

constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 2d

change is possible! (clear alcohol and Primitive Man)

constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · Sep 25

you can try and slice it however you like, it's always gonna end the same way (hammered off brown alcohol on the sofa listening to Contaminated)

constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · Aug 21

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 2d

she is, and very kind spirited :)

constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 2d

I know it skews more goth and soundtrack than contemporary classical but have you given Jozef van Wissem a whirl? I put The Night Dwells in the Day on straight after this

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 2d

this was cool thanks 👍

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 2d

calmer maybe but my main takeaway is I don't know if I could muster enough spite for the performance now

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 2d

cat is a device for transmuting my wage into vomit (via the mechanism of glutting on the higher quality cat food she is given for health reasons)

constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 2d

also how come I used to be able to play at 200bpm ezpz and nowadays I can barely keep in time when I never get above 70bpm am I really that decrepit

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 2d

listening to the hardcore-inspired fast as fuck noise rock EP we made when I was 22 and finding it implausible that I ever had that much energy

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 2d

she cold :(

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 2d

how it feels to start again for the 50th time in silksong when you can't get past an area that's half the fucking map away from the bench

Aunt Selma in the Simpsons tired on a bench

constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 3d

enjoy. Every bit as good live as you would hope. Lmk if they do any of the In the Earth Again stuff

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 3d

please do not spoil my favourite film with woke

constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 3d

both FC United and Man United performed well today so I can blast some FaithXtractor and kick it like Stafford Road Man

regular sized ackman @pleas4nt.bsky.social · 3d

Side effect of Halloween costume this year is for the next few weeks I can pretend to be the Stafford Road Man

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 3d

I hear that but popping up immediately after we’ve just conceded two goals to go “wow, your lot are fucked now eh?” makes me disinclined to use their product

constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 3d

“Copilot says the sporting glories of your beloved team are but a dim memory from your youth and you are now condemned to eke what joy you can take from meagre victories 🤓” shut you worm

constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 3d

When that little widget pops up on the football and says “Copilot says there’s only an 11% chance of United winning now 🤓” is that supposed to be an advertisement? Is that meant to make me feel better-disposed towards AI?

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constantly changing @constantlychanging.bsky.social · 3d

Sesko has that whipped feta vibe (new and promising but also unjustifiably expensive and not as good as it sounds)