Pinned
I’ve been long convinced of the existence of some sort of creature
Epidermis? More like… epicdermis 😏 😎
Guy who is way too jazzed about skin
Guy who is way too jazzed about skin
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Epidermis? More like… epicdermis 😏 😎
Guy who is way too jazzed about skin
Guy who is way too jazzed about skin
Lego Biscotti
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Lego Biscotti
You wouldn’t survive meatballs if it hit you in the face
November 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You wouldn’t survive meatballs if it hit you in the face
I need Procrustes to crack my back
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I need Procrustes to crack my back
Paper feels bad today :/
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Paper feels bad today :/
Pokemon Watergate be like Spearow Axew indicated in Desert Resort scandal
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Pokemon Watergate be like Spearow Axew indicated in Desert Resort scandal
My chro buy ohm
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My chro buy ohm
Taking my anticognizants
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Taking my anticognizants
Bad luck brian theme park where i kill people
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Bad luck brian theme park where i kill people
Thinking about mustard gravy…
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Thinking about mustard gravy…
The poop is down
November 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
The poop is down
The temporal stinker
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The temporal stinker
Hisuian Grinch
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hisuian Grinch
Grrr im so angry grrr pulling my teeth out in aager
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Grrr im so angry grrr pulling my teeth out in aager
Foes call me heat mister bc im warm
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Foes call me heat mister bc im warm
Turning on my pelvic griddle
November 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Turning on my pelvic griddle
Practicing my “simpering fool”
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Practicing my “simpering fool”
Me: This is my strangularium 😏
*strangles you*
*strangles you*
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Me: This is my strangularium 😏
*strangles you*
*strangles you*
Me at the altar: Do you take me for a fool?
November 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Me at the altar: Do you take me for a fool?
Lying is akin to farting
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Lying is akin to farting
Reposted by Mike Robial
Me when the adventure is bizarre
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me when the adventure is bizarre
“Hello, uhm… 🤭
Could you give me a ride today please? 🥺🥺🥺🥺”,
I ask meekly, almost cowering behind my hands.
This is from my book
Could you give me a ride today please? 🥺🥺🥺🥺”,
I ask meekly, almost cowering behind my hands.
This is from my book
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“Hello, uhm… 🤭
Could you give me a ride today please? 🥺🥺🥺🥺”,
I ask meekly, almost cowering behind my hands.
This is from my book
Could you give me a ride today please? 🥺🥺🥺🥺”,
I ask meekly, almost cowering behind my hands.
This is from my book
Mom thought my name a Jeff
October 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Mom thought my name a Jeff
Being in a parade makes me fart
October 26, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Being in a parade makes me fart
Went to the self-aggrandizing seer and she foresaw this post
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Went to the self-aggrandizing seer and she foresaw this post