Emi the Sweary Cook🌵
@undercoveremi.bsky.social
Freelance writer, Full-time fan trash, good cook. Temporarily posting a lot about cancer treatment and recovery, but only temporarily. She/her
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I’m picking up some new friends from the latest Twitter exodus, so I should reintroduce myself.
I’m Emi! I live in Houston, TX. I write sometimes but mostly I cook, swear, and hang out with my awesome husband and my two ridiculous cats. I also talk about movies and tv a lot. Y’all means all.
I’m Emi! I live in Houston, TX. I write sometimes but mostly I cook, swear, and hang out with my awesome husband and my two ridiculous cats. I also talk about movies and tv a lot. Y’all means all.
I live in Turner’s old district. Somehow they’ve managed to dilute my vote even further than being an urban Texan already had.
Yet I show up to vote every fucking election like Lucy is offering me a football. No one ever tell me we can vote our way out of this shit ever again.
Yet I show up to vote every fucking election like Lucy is offering me a football. No one ever tell me we can vote our way out of this shit ever again.
BREAKING: Supreme Court sides with Texas Republicans in fight over congressional map. The new gerrymandered map will be used in the 2026 midterms. The vote is 6–3, with the Republican appointees siding with Texas.
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I live in Turner’s old district. Somehow they’ve managed to dilute my vote even further than being an urban Texan already had.
Yet I show up to vote every fucking election like Lucy is offering me a football. No one ever tell me we can vote our way out of this shit ever again.
Yet I show up to vote every fucking election like Lucy is offering me a football. No one ever tell me we can vote our way out of this shit ever again.
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Supreme Court openly keeping the Republican Party in power is not surprising given their corruption, but it just reinforces the illegitimacy of the entire US federal government.
Burn it down.
Burn it down.
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Supreme Court openly keeping the Republican Party in power is not surprising given their corruption, but it just reinforces the illegitimacy of the entire US federal government.
Burn it down.
Burn it down.
I played Hades 2 so hard I broke my controller lol. Hopefully temporary, but my buttons are getting stuck so bad I couldn’t stop rushing. I can’t even get it to the Switch home screen. Oops. Hopefully a little break will fix it, if not, I have a spare controller somewhere
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I played Hades 2 so hard I broke my controller lol. Hopefully temporary, but my buttons are getting stuck so bad I couldn’t stop rushing. I can’t even get it to the Switch home screen. Oops. Hopefully a little break will fix it, if not, I have a spare controller somewhere
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Oh no
They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Oh no
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Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
Increased the pace on my workout again today, made a healthy lunch, did all of my laundry, worked on next week’s meal plan and hit the fucking wall. Fucking energy. Why have you once again forsaken me!?
Very pleased with myself today. I finally broke through the Thanksgiving fatigue, kept my heart rate in target my whole workout, scheduled some follow ups I’ve been putting off for weeks, and roasted a chicken! Energy! It’s very cool to have!
December 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Increased the pace on my workout again today, made a healthy lunch, did all of my laundry, worked on next week’s meal plan and hit the fucking wall. Fucking energy. Why have you once again forsaken me!?
Waiting for the grocery store ad to post at midnight like I’m waiting for tickets to go on sale
December 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Waiting for the grocery store ad to post at midnight like I’m waiting for tickets to go on sale
Excited for this! Tony McNamara clearly loves writing for Nicholas Hoult and they suit each other very well
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/n...
Nicholas Hoult, Daisy Edgar-Jones to Star in Relationship Comedy Series ‘Mosquito’ From ‘Poor Things,’ ‘The Great’ Writer Tony McNamara
Nicholas Hoult, Daisy Edgar-Jones to Star in Relationship Comedy Series ‘Mosquito’ From ‘Poor Things,’ ‘The Great’ Writer Tony McNamara
Nicholas Hoult, Daisy Edgar-Jones to Star in Relationship Comedy Series ‘Mosquito’ From ‘Poor Things,’ ‘The Great’ Writer Tony McNamara
The six-part show will begin filming in 2026 and stream on Disney+ and Hulu globally.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Excited for this! Tony McNamara clearly loves writing for Nicholas Hoult and they suit each other very well
I was very proud of myself for building an interchange with roundabouts in Cities: Skylines, and then a splitting freeway! Very cool! Then I zoomed out.
I should call her.
I should call her.
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I was very proud of myself for building an interchange with roundabouts in Cities: Skylines, and then a splitting freeway! Very cool! Then I zoomed out.
I should call her.
I should call her.
Guys, she was beautiful. And then I ate her. I love learning a skill like this. It’s insanely versatile and all attempts have come out awesome, but also better each time. Perfect for a girl like me who thrives on positive reinforcement!
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Guys, she was beautiful. And then I ate her. I love learning a skill like this. It’s insanely versatile and all attempts have come out awesome, but also better each time. Perfect for a girl like me who thrives on positive reinforcement!
Very pleased with myself today. I finally broke through the Thanksgiving fatigue, kept my heart rate in target my whole workout, scheduled some follow ups I’ve been putting off for weeks, and roasted a chicken! Energy! It’s very cool to have!
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Very pleased with myself today. I finally broke through the Thanksgiving fatigue, kept my heart rate in target my whole workout, scheduled some follow ups I’ve been putting off for weeks, and roasted a chicken! Energy! It’s very cool to have!
I read a Bon Appetit article that said it’s good to make room for a little air between the chicken and the veggies. Behold! My rig!
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I read a Bon Appetit article that said it’s good to make room for a little air between the chicken and the veggies. Behold! My rig!
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🗣️HOUSTON FRIENDS! One of our employees has lost his pup. 𝗟𝗨𝗜𝗦𝗔 is 10 years old with a sweet disposition. Unfortunately, she has no tags, but is microchipped. Last seen near the University/Greenbriar area. If you see her, please call 713-715-8857, or call Cactus 713-526-9272, and please share 🙏
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
🗣️HOUSTON FRIENDS! One of our employees has lost his pup. 𝗟𝗨𝗜𝗦𝗔 is 10 years old with a sweet disposition. Unfortunately, she has no tags, but is microchipped. Last seen near the University/Greenbriar area. If you see her, please call 713-715-8857, or call Cactus 713-526-9272, and please share 🙏
I really overdid it Thanksgiving week and I am so fucking tired. STILL! I know this fatigue can last up to two years after chemo, but I’m frustrated! I just want to put this behind me and any setbacks make me want to scream! I know I need to be patient but I don’t wanna!!!
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I really overdid it Thanksgiving week and I am so fucking tired. STILL! I know this fatigue can last up to two years after chemo, but I’m frustrated! I just want to put this behind me and any setbacks make me want to scream! I know I need to be patient but I don’t wanna!!!
Oh! I also decided to brush the skin with butter this time instead of trying to get the butter under the skin cause that was really hard last time and the butter didn’t melt out - it stayed where I put it so there were two really buttery bites lol. Learning!
Gonna roast another chicken this week. This time I’m going up the ante by putting the veggies underneath it to soak up some juices.
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Oh! I also decided to brush the skin with butter this time instead of trying to get the butter under the skin cause that was really hard last time and the butter didn’t melt out - it stayed where I put it so there were two really buttery bites lol. Learning!
Talamasca is so fucking bad I am in pain. William Fichtner can’t even fix this.
Why would you hire an American actress, most famous for playing the only American on Downton Abbey, and ask her to do the most bizarre British accent? I can’t even tell which one she’s trying for
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Talamasca is so fucking bad I am in pain. William Fichtner can’t even fix this.
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Why would you hire an American actress, most famous for playing the only American on Downton Abbey, and ask her to do the most bizarre British accent? I can’t even tell which one she’s trying for
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Why would you hire an American actress, most famous for playing the only American on Downton Abbey, and ask her to do the most bizarre British accent? I can’t even tell which one she’s trying for
I have a second awful lip sore in less than a month! Once again on the top lip where the bow is and where it looks worst and hurts most. I was supposed to get them with chemo but I never did. Maybe it’s a lingering side effect? Those can happen for months after.
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I have a second awful lip sore in less than a month! Once again on the top lip where the bow is and where it looks worst and hurts most. I was supposed to get them with chemo but I never did. Maybe it’s a lingering side effect? Those can happen for months after.
It is wrong that this man shares a name with Brian Johnson of AC/DC. One who thinks he can live forever and one who drank aftershave. The coolness gap between the two might as well be infinite.
bryan johnson is proof you can't just fix people with estrogen. they have to be trans for it to work
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It is wrong that this man shares a name with Brian Johnson of AC/DC. One who thinks he can live forever and one who drank aftershave. The coolness gap between the two might as well be infinite.
Gonna roast another chicken this week. This time I’m going up the ante by putting the veggies underneath it to soak up some juices.
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Gonna roast another chicken this week. This time I’m going up the ante by putting the veggies underneath it to soak up some juices.
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I got an elliptical a few months ago and the annual cholesterol test confirmed my worst fears: exercise really does work
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I got an elliptical a few months ago and the annual cholesterol test confirmed my worst fears: exercise really does work
Just in case anyone is passively suicidal like I used to be — you’re awesome and worth fighting for. I wish it hadn’t taken me a cancer diagnosis and a year of grueling treatment to realize that.
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Just in case anyone is passively suicidal like I used to be — you’re awesome and worth fighting for. I wish it hadn’t taken me a cancer diagnosis and a year of grueling treatment to realize that.