Emi the Sweary Cook🌵
@undercoveremi.bsky.social
Freelance writer, Full-time fan trash, good cook. Temporarily posting a lot about cancer treatment and recovery, but only temporarily. She/her
She just wanted to smell the Reese’s. She is a perfect angel and did not menace the candy
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
She just wanted to smell the Reese’s. She is a perfect angel and did not menace the candy
Daytime view! I still hadn’t seen it… somehow
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Daytime view! I still hadn’t seen it… somehow
I was very proud of myself for building an interchange with roundabouts in Cities: Skylines, and then a splitting freeway! Very cool! Then I zoomed out.
I should call her.
I should call her.
December 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I was very proud of myself for building an interchange with roundabouts in Cities: Skylines, and then a splitting freeway! Very cool! Then I zoomed out.
I should call her.
I should call her.
Guys, she was beautiful. And then I ate her. I love learning a skill like this. It’s insanely versatile and all attempts have come out awesome, but also better each time. Perfect for a girl like me who thrives on positive reinforcement!
December 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Guys, she was beautiful. And then I ate her. I love learning a skill like this. It’s insanely versatile and all attempts have come out awesome, but also better each time. Perfect for a girl like me who thrives on positive reinforcement!
I read a Bon Appetit article that said it’s good to make room for a little air between the chicken and the veggies. Behold! My rig!
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I read a Bon Appetit article that said it’s good to make room for a little air between the chicken and the veggies. Behold! My rig!
14. The Materialists (2025)
I don’t know if I liked this. It has a lot in common with Song’s last film Past Lives and I liked those things, but I really hate the protagonist of this film. She’s awful and I have a hard time getting past that or wanting good things for her. Both men should have RUN.
I don’t know if I liked this. It has a lot in common with Song’s last film Past Lives and I liked those things, but I really hate the protagonist of this film. She’s awful and I have a hard time getting past that or wanting good things for her. Both men should have RUN.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
14. The Materialists (2025)
I don’t know if I liked this. It has a lot in common with Song’s last film Past Lives and I liked those things, but I really hate the protagonist of this film. She’s awful and I have a hard time getting past that or wanting good things for her. Both men should have RUN.
I don’t know if I liked this. It has a lot in common with Song’s last film Past Lives and I liked those things, but I really hate the protagonist of this film. She’s awful and I have a hard time getting past that or wanting good things for her. Both men should have RUN.
Fajita tacos with last night’s leftover skirt steak. I love it when the leftovers are as tasty as the original!
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Fajita tacos with last night’s leftover skirt steak. I love it when the leftovers are as tasty as the original!
I love a meal I prep in the afternoon so it’s ready for heat at dinner time. Behold! Marinated skirt steak, broccolini, and tomatoes ready for the cast iron and the oven respectively
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I love a meal I prep in the afternoon so it’s ready for heat at dinner time. Behold! Marinated skirt steak, broccolini, and tomatoes ready for the cast iron and the oven respectively
I put the new elote seasoning on the corn with the butter, before it went into the oven. Fucking magical. I might start putting this on everything!
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I put the new elote seasoning on the corn with the butter, before it went into the oven. Fucking magical. I might start putting this on everything!
Southwest salad with spring greens, grape tomatoes, avocado, roasted corn, and poblano Caesar dressing. It was awesome!
November 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Southwest salad with spring greens, grape tomatoes, avocado, roasted corn, and poblano Caesar dressing. It was awesome!
Nothing beats chimichurri on fish! I have outdone myself. This was a truly excellent meal
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Nothing beats chimichurri on fish! I have outdone myself. This was a truly excellent meal
Get reasonably sized seafood from HEB challenge: impossible
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Get reasonably sized seafood from HEB challenge: impossible
Lost 5 pounds the easy way!
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Lost 5 pounds the easy way!
My first full week back in the kitchen continues! Pork tenderloin with a maple Dijon glaze, mashed sweet potatoes, and pan seared broccoli. Autumn on a plate!
November 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My first full week back in the kitchen continues! Pork tenderloin with a maple Dijon glaze, mashed sweet potatoes, and pan seared broccoli. Autumn on a plate!
Victory! I successfully roasted a chicken! I didn’t do the best trussing job, and the wings popped out during cooking so I didn’t tuck those under properly, but that aside, the chicken tasted amazing! I will definitely be doing this again.
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Victory! I successfully roasted a chicken! I didn’t do the best trussing job, and the wings popped out during cooking so I didn’t tuck those under properly, but that aside, the chicken tasted amazing! I will definitely be doing this again.
Tonight’s meal! Medium cooked filet with garlic green beans and sweet potato rounds with thyme, honey, and goat cheese. Steak shown cut so you can see what a cast iron wizard @rexvrex.bsky.social is
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Tonight’s meal! Medium cooked filet with garlic green beans and sweet potato rounds with thyme, honey, and goat cheese. Steak shown cut so you can see what a cast iron wizard @rexvrex.bsky.social is
Yeah, he reads theory
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Yeah, he reads theory
Look how peacefully she sleeps! You wouldn’t know that I had to rescue her from a crevice between boxes she explored a bit too intrepidly earlier today
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Look how peacefully she sleeps! You wouldn’t know that I had to rescue her from a crevice between boxes she explored a bit too intrepidly earlier today
Worth it. The minestrone was excellent, and I’ll sleep really well tonight after all this. I gave myself two weeks to recover, so this is day 1 of post-chemo Emi and it was a success!
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Worth it. The minestrone was excellent, and I’ll sleep really well tonight after all this. I gave myself two weeks to recover, so this is day 1 of post-chemo Emi and it was a success!
Happy Sandwich Day!! My lunch today is a turkey sandwich on toasted multigrain bread with chipotle mayo, romaine, tomato, and avocado. It rules. #sandwichsky
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Happy Sandwich Day!! My lunch today is a turkey sandwich on toasted multigrain bread with chipotle mayo, romaine, tomato, and avocado. It rules. #sandwichsky
She likes to sit close for Witcher cause Yen is her favorite
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
She likes to sit close for Witcher cause Yen is her favorite
Project fix anemia continues apace, at least that’s what I’m calling it instead of a carnivorous bacchanal of nutrition. My doctor should write me a prescription for 20% off Korean bbq
November 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Project fix anemia continues apace, at least that’s what I’m calling it instead of a carnivorous bacchanal of nutrition. My doctor should write me a prescription for 20% off Korean bbq
Mmmmm salad. I’d post the meat… but I ate it too fast.
October 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Mmmmm salad. I’d post the meat… but I ate it too fast.
There are no cameras in this lot. I should key that bitch.
October 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
There are no cameras in this lot. I should key that bitch.