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zillion year old ny'er in swe'dn✨
film (noun and verb)✨
if you know me from the internet, you don’t✨
good morning!: the water has been shut off due to a leak somewhere in the city & the sms service to inform me that the water has been shut off, doesn’t work

all this a month before the water will be shut off for six weeks due to renovations.

Cheaper 🤡 than 🤡 Stockholm 🤡
February 16, 2026 at 9:31 AM
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Just got off the phone with the President of Antifa. They said they have a cell in Florida that set up a fake tailoring shop, where they created this custom garment to humiliate Michael Flynn.
February 16, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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I don’t think I’ve ever looked how Lisa is animated as a girl who is extremely teetering on the edge.
"And is this your girlfriend, Ralph?"

"Yes. I love Lisa Simpson
And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her."
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
love this guy even if all his vocalizations sound a disgruntled old man trying to use a touch screen to order something for the first time
February 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
jag hatar smörgåstårta, men en hjärtformad smörgåstårta…? …fortfarande ett nej! men det här är gulligt.
February 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2026 at 11:02 AM
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when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload
February 13, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Det är meningen att det ska vara så här. Myndigheter varnade regeringen innan lagen trädde in kraft. Tidö vill ha det så här.

www.dn.se/sverige/migr...
February 14, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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February 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
everybody has something they’ll fall for, but I want to meet the person (potentially) radicalized by deepfake Bruce Boxleitner. What a life they must live.
Russia's deeply unsuccessful Matryoshka fake news campaign has now started using Cameo videos to deepfake the voices of celebrities, here's a few examples featuring Bruce Boxleitner, Dolph Lundgren, David Yost, and Neil Newborn.
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Today in “why is this on my to watch list?”:
February 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Hey baby, baby, baby he's a-screamin' the truth
America America is k*llin’ it’s youth
February 12, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Werner Herzog can read the phone book over this and it’ll work
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 AM
bit more familiar with echo & the bunnymen than bad bunny, but fuck me it’s great to see people happy about a joyful shared moment. A break from the bleak is long needed, and one that’s so loving, so open to others.
February 10, 2026 at 7:32 AM
realizing now that I looked like second encore Nelson Muntz when Bad Feeling came on in Pillion
Bad Feeling
YouTube video by Cobra Man
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February 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
first person to excoriate Pillion in front of me sleeps on the rug. more messy D/s films with flawed characters and lack of respectability bullshit please. indulge my imperfection kink.
February 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
little red belly
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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kids these days hardly ever go knifin around, much less cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut
February 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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erowid dot org should be an internet state park. preserve its majesty for future generations
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 AM
lukewarm but the plate is somehow hot take: never has a week gone by where I don’t think about Monica Lewinsky’s resilience. I hope she gets a Moët jeroboam when a certain denim late night host croaks. Her and Conan, a bottle each.
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 PM
counting my blessings that today’s crisis is not more world-weariness, but fighting to get David Byrne tickets.

Grateful for the respite, even though I know I’ll want to fistfight a ticket seller in a few hours.
February 2, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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the judge put liam's picture in the court order for his release. say what you will about the decision to include the bible verses here, but jesus isn't the only one who wept.
January 31, 2026 at 8:50 PM
less white supremacy, more white negroni
January 31, 2026 at 7:37 PM
a quant Saturday afternoon scene and I’m fixated on ice rink hot dog guy
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I’ve seen Best in Show at least two dozen times, it’s a comfort film. I have a vivid memory of my mom explaining the concept behind Christopher Guest movies when we rented this from Blockbuster in the early 2000s. I was maybe 11 and half the jokes went over my head.

this month has been a year
Cookie Fleck | Best in Show (2000)
YouTube video by Chief Scheider
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January 30, 2026 at 8:45 PM