MoralOrelHershiser
@turtleheadjoe.bsky.social
Trying to get Caillou to meet me in Temecula
Top .005% Sugar Ray listener
Kurt Warner terrifier
#FreemanTurtlehead2028
Top .005% Sugar Ray listener
Kurt Warner terrifier
#FreemanTurtlehead2028
Pinned
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1975 Bricklin SV-1
1975 Bricklin SV-1
Bid for the chance to own a 1975 Bricklin SV-1 at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #221,228.
bringatrailer.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
1975 Bricklin SV-1
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Basically this is a Noid situation
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance. www.fox5ny.com/news/michiga...
Michigan man who shares same initials as JD Vance convicted of threatening to kill president, vice president
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance.
www.fox5ny.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Basically this is a Noid situation
Told his barber “give me the blue shell”
November 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Told his barber “give me the blue shell”
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CDC updates got me thinking about this one
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
CDC updates got me thinking about this one
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They released 20,000 pages that said "Tony Stewart killed a guy"
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
They released 20,000 pages that said "Tony Stewart killed a guy"
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Your Movie Sucks did a vid going “the movie has tons of text and 70% of it is Bank Gothic font, 20% is Impact Font and then the other 10% were fonts I didn’t recognize and weren’t distracting. Maybe no one will notice this, I’m pretty sure I have autism” like that’s a movie review right there
November 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Your Movie Sucks did a vid going “the movie has tons of text and 70% of it is Bank Gothic font, 20% is Impact Font and then the other 10% were fonts I didn’t recognize and weren’t distracting. Maybe no one will notice this, I’m pretty sure I have autism” like that’s a movie review right there
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Her first film will be g rated
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Her first film will be g rated
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This 1989 Shelby CSX VNT was the final hurrah for the Shelby K-Car years, and it has under 30K original miles.
23K Original Miles: 1989 Shelby CSX VNT
This 1989 Shelby CSX VNT was the final hurrah for the Shelby K-Car years, and it has under 30K original miles.
barnfinds.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This 1989 Shelby CSX VNT was the final hurrah for the Shelby K-Car years, and it has under 30K original miles.
My FEMA certifications are some of the flashiest points on my resume, they better not take that from me
Breaking news: A panel appointed by President Trump to review whether to eliminate the Federal Emergency Management Agency has instead concluded that the agency should be more powerful and autonomous.
Noem at odds with Trump-appointed panel over future of FEMA
Instead of further shrinking and dismantling FEMA, the FEMA Review Council wants to make it more independent.
wapo.st
November 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My FEMA certifications are some of the flashiest points on my resume, they better not take that from me
I have a leaf blower but I feel like that’s too Republican coded and I’m trying to make a good impression in my liberal neighborhood. Maybe Home Depot has rakes on sale for Black Friday
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I have a leaf blower but I feel like that’s too Republican coded and I’m trying to make a good impression in my liberal neighborhood. Maybe Home Depot has rakes on sale for Black Friday
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Mixing chocolate protein powder into my vanilla protein yogurt makes me feel like I’m eating an Oreo dirt cake except it’s like if you’ve never had dirt cake, or seen it, or knew what Oreos were, and were allergic to things that taste good
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Mixing chocolate protein powder into my vanilla protein yogurt makes me feel like I’m eating an Oreo dirt cake except it’s like if you’ve never had dirt cake, or seen it, or knew what Oreos were, and were allergic to things that taste good
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a horrible day to have ears
November 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
a horrible day to have ears
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we heard you were talking shit
November 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
we heard you were talking shit
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They should make burner laptops you can snap in half after one zoom meeting
February 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
They should make burner laptops you can snap in half after one zoom meeting
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man that's such a big head, too, that's like trying to hit a kickball with a wiffle bat
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
man that's such a big head, too, that's like trying to hit a kickball with a wiffle bat
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[first day as attorney general] that’s an oopsie on my end your honor lol
November 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
[first day as attorney general] that’s an oopsie on my end your honor lol
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26-Mile 2016 Ducati Scrambler Flat Track Pro at No Reserve
No Reserve: 26-Mile 2016 Ducati Scrambler Flat Track Pro
Bid for the chance to own a No Reserve: 26-Mile 2016 Ducati Scrambler Flat Track Pro at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #221,128.
bringatrailer.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
26-Mile 2016 Ducati Scrambler Flat Track Pro at No Reserve
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1999 Shelby Series 1 Supercharged
1999 Shelby Series 1 Supercharged
Bid for the chance to own a 1999 Shelby Series 1 Supercharged at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #221,092.
bringatrailer.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
1999 Shelby Series 1 Supercharged
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Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:
Currently addicted to pistachios, which is ruining me financially
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Currently addicted to pistachios, which is ruining me financially
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This 1994 Buick Roadmaster has been with just one female owner in South Carolina since new.
One-Owner Land Yacht: 1994 Buick Roadmaster
This 1994 Buick Roadmaster has been with just one female owner in South Carolina since new.
barnfinds.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
This 1994 Buick Roadmaster has been with just one female owner in South Carolina since new.
Absolutely a CarMax hall of famer
*sending extortion letters to the BBWAA members under the name Luke Hochevar*
Alex Gordon among 12 newcomers on Hall of Fame ballot
November 19, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Absolutely a CarMax hall of famer