Ralph Wiggum's Deviated Septum
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If anyone in the Detroit area is looking for amp mods/repairs, hit me up. I can also fix up your axe and spruce up them stompies. I've worked on pretty much all of the electronics that make music happen. Im not trying to take advantage of anyone, we'll agree on a price before I do anything.
We're coming up on the 1 year anniversary of me dropping all my Meta accounts.
My only regret is that I didn't back up all the mundane pictures of food I posted over the years 🥺
My only regret is that I didn't back up all the mundane pictures of food I posted over the years 🥺
December 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We're coming up on the 1 year anniversary of me dropping all my Meta accounts.
My only regret is that I didn't back up all the mundane pictures of food I posted over the years 🥺
My only regret is that I didn't back up all the mundane pictures of food I posted over the years 🥺
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It should be illegal to own more than two residential properties
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It should be illegal to own more than two residential properties
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
no money for politicians
It sure was horrible timing. 68 job apps through Indeed and Linkedin. Idk how many others directly on company sites.
4 1/2 months of job hunting comes to an end in the morning. Lesson learned, I guess.
4 1/2 months of job hunting comes to an end in the morning. Lesson learned, I guess.
I probably picked a horrible time to quit but holy shit that was a fucked up job.
I'll figure something out.
I'll figure something out.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
It sure was horrible timing. 68 job apps through Indeed and Linkedin. Idk how many others directly on company sites.
4 1/2 months of job hunting comes to an end in the morning. Lesson learned, I guess.
4 1/2 months of job hunting comes to an end in the morning. Lesson learned, I guess.
Experimenting with this color-shift blurple over bronze and I'm loving what I'm seeing here. Yes, I know the holes are off-center. Thats why I used this one for an experiment.
Might drop some pedals soon. Nothing special, I'll keep you beauties posted.
Might drop some pedals soon. Nothing special, I'll keep you beauties posted.
September 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Experimenting with this color-shift blurple over bronze and I'm loving what I'm seeing here. Yes, I know the holes are off-center. Thats why I used this one for an experiment.
Might drop some pedals soon. Nothing special, I'll keep you beauties posted.
Might drop some pedals soon. Nothing special, I'll keep you beauties posted.
I don't actually give a toot about sports but heck yeah!
GO LIONS 🦁🦁
GO LIONS 🦁🦁
September 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I don't actually give a toot about sports but heck yeah!
GO LIONS 🦁🦁
GO LIONS 🦁🦁
I feel like people don't fight for the right to party anymore and that's an issue.
September 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I feel like people don't fight for the right to party anymore and that's an issue.
September 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Free diarrhea!? In this economy??
Everyone just wants free diarrhea nowadays. I remember when we had to WORK for diarrhea goddammit
September 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Free diarrhea!? In this economy??
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Charlie wanted to release the Epstein Files, let's do that in honor of Charlie.
please share on behalf of Charlie.
please share on behalf of Charlie.
September 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Charlie wanted to release the Epstein Files, let's do that in honor of Charlie.
please share on behalf of Charlie.
please share on behalf of Charlie.
Wasn't chucky kork the one who was bussing folks in on jan 6 to commit political violence?
September 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Wasn't chucky kork the one who was bussing folks in on jan 6 to commit political violence?
I can't believe that tiger attacked Roy Horn.
September 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I can't believe that tiger attacked Roy Horn.
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Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
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It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses
September 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
It is weird that the assassination of essentially a celebrity influencer is a bigger deal than the shooting of two top state legislators + their spouses
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It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed
September 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed
A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
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I feel like the key feature of enshittification is that the service is a monopoly, not that it's digital. Like airlines are great examples of enshittification.
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
September 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I feel like the key feature of enshittification is that the service is a monopoly, not that it's digital. Like airlines are great examples of enshittification.
Happy September folks!
It's almost spoopy season.
It's almost spoopy season.
September 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Happy September folks!
It's almost spoopy season.
It's almost spoopy season.
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those dorks thought they were cooking with "let's go brandon." much funnier when crowds across america start unified chants of "Die! Die! Die! Die!"
September 1, 2025 at 5:14 AM
those dorks thought they were cooking with "let's go brandon." much funnier when crowds across america start unified chants of "Die! Die! Die! Die!"
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The House GOP plan: cut funding for safe drinking water so Michiganders get sick, slash healthcare so sick Michiganders can't see a doctor. planetdetroit.org/2025/08/mich...
House GOP budget slashes Michigan's water, health care spending: Whitmer calls for 'serious and fast negotiations'
Michigan House Republicans pass budget bill that cuts $5 billion from Gov. Gretchen Whitmer's proposal, reducing funding for drinking water and health care programs.
planetdetroit.org
August 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The House GOP plan: cut funding for safe drinking water so Michiganders get sick, slash healthcare so sick Michiganders can't see a doctor. planetdetroit.org/2025/08/mich...
What a beautiful weekend. 😍
September 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What a beautiful weekend. 😍
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Rudy Giuliani was busy nursing orphaned bald eagles back to health, when he was struck by a car that hated America and it's freedoms
August 31, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Rudy Giuliani was busy nursing orphaned bald eagles back to health, when he was struck by a car that hated America and it's freedoms
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
Polishing frets is tedious, but holy crap do I love the feel. My fingies are happy 😊
#guitarsky
#guitarsky
August 29, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Polishing frets is tedious, but holy crap do I love the feel. My fingies are happy 😊
#guitarsky
#guitarsky