Ralph Wiggum's Deviated Septum
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Ralph Wiggum's Deviated Septum
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Im here to say stupid things.

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The cowbell right in the pocket next to the snare is a fun addition 🤘☺️
December 18, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Absolute monster of an amp 😎🤘
December 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Experimenting with this color-shift blurple over bronze and I'm loving what I'm seeing here. Yes, I know the holes are off-center. Thats why I used this one for an experiment.

Might drop some pedals soon. Nothing special, I'll keep you beauties posted.
September 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
A doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Happy September folks!
It's almost spoopy season.
September 1, 2025 at 7:22 AM
What a beautiful weekend. 😍
September 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Polishing frets is tedious, but holy crap do I love the feel. My fingies are happy 😊
#guitarsky
August 29, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Nah we have piss in space too
August 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Excuse my absolute mess of a garage. Working on setting up the laboratory out here.

If you're unaware, these guitars are absolute murderers. You can get them for <300USD and they just rip. I popped a humbucker in the bridge for funzies and it's one of my favorite guitars.

#guitar
August 28, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Klon style pedals do this awesome knifey chunk chunk thing when you turn the gain and tone up. It tightens fuzzier pedals like a big muff right up. I've got this doooope sound right now from running this into the front of a Fender Dual Showman on a 2x15 cab. Kinda nuts 😎 #metalsky #guitars
August 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Almost a year ago when I randomly caught a King Gizzard show while in Portland for work. Shit was wild
August 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Happy gotcha day to this beautiful beast! 1 year of poppin' and slappin' and just general brutality. I love the double P pickup arrangement. So much growl.
August 21, 2025 at 6:42 AM
If anyone in the Detroit area is looking for amp mods/repairs, hit me up. I can also fix up your axe and spruce up them stompies. I've worked on pretty much all of the electronics that make music happen. Im not trying to take advantage of anyone, we'll agree on a price before I do anything.
August 21, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Absolutely spanked them hoes
August 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Learning drums lately has been a huge stress relief for me. Not many hobbies require you beating the piss out of something 🤣
August 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Another weapon of mass riffstruction: The Dean Z "Black Gold" model.
August 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
#ups keeping the streak alive. I have never once received a package from them on time.
July 31, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Idk why it bothers me but this is a wildberry pop tart.
July 28, 2025 at 9:03 AM
July 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Google is free.
July 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Giving tax breaks to companies so they can provide income properties for landlords. This is embarrassing. We need to disincentivize these parasitic practices, not encourage them.
July 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Oh yeah I agree. I should be more specific. I drive a slow, beige on beige, stock-height, VW. I kinda gave up explaining why I think it's cool and just brag about the 45mpg lol
July 13, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I caught this pillar urinating publicly in Des Moines yesterday. #disgusting
July 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Look at this guy! 😍
July 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
PNW is so pretty! I snapped this one on the way into Seattle earlier
June 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM