🎅 Santa Klaus Graf 🎄
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Get out of here, Dewey. You don't want no part of this shit.
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Pinned
They paved paradise and pooped in a parking lot.
I reckon if I'm going to be out shopping, might as well sneak in a double feature.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I reckon if I'm going to be out shopping, might as well sneak in a double feature.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Queens of the Stone Age (x2)
Them Crooked Vultures
Sturgill Simpson
Queen + Adam Lambert
Billy Joel
Queens of the Stone Age (x2)
Them Crooked Vultures
Sturgill Simpson
Queen + Adam Lambert
Billy Joel
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Billy Joel
John Mayer (x7)
Relient K (x6)
Switchfoot (x as many times as they played Rock The Universe plus 3)
Ben Rector (x2)
Billy Joel
John Mayer (x7)
Relient K (x6)
Switchfoot (x as many times as they played Rock The Universe plus 3)
Ben Rector (x2)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Billy Joel x3
Elton John
The Eagles
Eric Clapton
Pentatonix (was being a good husband)
Billy Joel x3
Elton John
The Eagles
Eric Clapton
Pentatonix (was being a good husband)
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Queens of the Stone Age (x2)
Them Crooked Vultures
Sturgill Simpson
Queen + Adam Lambert
Billy Joel
Queens of the Stone Age (x2)
Them Crooked Vultures
Sturgill Simpson
Queen + Adam Lambert
Billy Joel
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post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
post something random or you’ll have an awful December
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This is my fitting contribution.
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This is my fitting contribution.
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just carved the turkey!
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
just carved the turkey!
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I love apu
I love Homer
I love season 5
I love apu being the only one in the jury in this season 5 episode that’s concerned enough about the jury process to let the judge know Homer brought glasses to sleep in and then Homer brought a backup pair because he knew he’d be caught
I love Homer
I love season 5
I love apu being the only one in the jury in this season 5 episode that’s concerned enough about the jury process to let the judge know Homer brought glasses to sleep in and then Homer brought a backup pair because he knew he’d be caught
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I love apu
I love Homer
I love season 5
I love apu being the only one in the jury in this season 5 episode that’s concerned enough about the jury process to let the judge know Homer brought glasses to sleep in and then Homer brought a backup pair because he knew he’d be caught
I love Homer
I love season 5
I love apu being the only one in the jury in this season 5 episode that’s concerned enough about the jury process to let the judge know Homer brought glasses to sleep in and then Homer brought a backup pair because he knew he’d be caught
Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Vern. I like to eat the eyes first.
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, Vern. I like to eat the eyes first.
Dr. Scooby Doolittle
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Dr. Scooby Doolittle
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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the nypd finally caught buzz lightyear thank you mayor adams
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the nypd finally caught buzz lightyear thank you mayor adams
A Ridiculously Goofy Movie
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A Ridiculously Goofy Movie
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Brian Scott crash tracker gets more shaken than Michael J Fox
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Brian Scott crash tracker gets more shaken than Michael J Fox
Circle B's Black Friday deals suck ass this year. I guess Brent's still butthurt about that guy who received double quantities of his order and donated the doubles to Toys for Tots.
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Circle B's Black Friday deals suck ass this year. I guess Brent's still butthurt about that guy who received double quantities of his order and donated the doubles to Toys for Tots.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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don't forget Brown Brandon's PR guy is mad online about missing nothing
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
don't forget Brown Brandon's PR guy is mad online about missing nothing
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane