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michael!
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i like plants and animals
lots. I do not use the internet right. im an ok guy. he/him
Looking for in a chick:
1. Bad
2. Hood
3. Do shit your chick wish she could
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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‘Denim’ gets its name from the French words ‘de Nĭmes’ meaning "of Nĭmes," because it was manufactured in the city of Nĭmes.

‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.

'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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The President of the United States just called for my arrest and execution.

In these moments, fear is contagious, but so is courage:
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Trump's approval rating has fallen to 38%, which is the lowest of his tern (so far).

He is weak, unpopular, and failing.

He has never been more vulnerable to impeachment and removal.

Impeach the criminal tyrant.

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
www.reuters.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Attention all Evanstonians!

Your librarians and library staff need your support. Join the Evanston Local 1891 AFSCME Library Union as they make their demands to their Executive Board. @afscme.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Some of you already know that “Chat GPT” sounds like “cat, I farted” in French.

But if you pronounce the T in “chat” it becomes “pussy, I farted”, which was also the title of Angela Lansbury’s least popular mystery.
November 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Pretty glad to see Mamdani is implementing Shakeyourump Law because honestly all I wanna do is zoom a zoom zoom zoom and a boom boom
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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The masks they pretend they need ain't the ones that could save their lives.
October 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.

We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.

Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal
Defend Kat Against Unjust Charges
Show your support with a contribution.
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October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Welch: "This has nothing to do with the shutdown. The law requires and the funds are available to continue SNAP right now without any interruption. So that is a decision the president is making on his own to allow people to go hungry."
October 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Mayor Johnson is cooking
October 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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POLLS ARE NOW OPEN.

Find out where you early vote ⬇️ 🗳️
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October 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Viagra Boys
October 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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PSA: Early voting starts tomorrow 🗳️ DREAM teamed up with @ilanaglazer.com and Carla to help New Yorkers ensure we leave the politics of evil Andrew Cuomo and the past behind.
October 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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Gun Violence is at an all time high.

You have a 19-year-old rising star musician doing everything she can to raise money and awareness. Prove to her that there are good people in the world. Click to donate ANY amount. It makes a difference. Make her BELIEVE.

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October 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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U.S. Housing Market has reached its most unaffordable level in history 🚨🚨
October 15, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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"The strength of a people lies in its purity, not in its diversity."
—Tom Metzger, a white supremacist, neo-Nazi and Klansman

"Real strength comes from homogeneity, from people who share the same blood and values."
—William Pierce, neo-Nazi, author of the Turner Diaries
Hegseth to the Navy: "Your diversity is not your strength"
October 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Wizards of the Coast is hosting a Twitch stream to support Trans Lifeline, a hotline and non-profit organization offering direct support to trans people in crisis – for the trans community, by the trans community.

Tune in to twitch.tv/magic on Oct 4th at 10am PT to play games with us and support!
October 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM