Trebucket
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BREAKING: your legs if you post like this and don’t provide sources
January 26, 2026 at 4:45 AM
BREAKING: your legs if you post like this and don’t provide sources
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
Oh no the dookie wallet
January 25, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Oh no the dookie wallet
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[caveman enters his dimly lit cave after a long day hunting]
HIM: Oh, I see you redecorated.
HER: Yep! Moved rock over there, carcasses on that side, and put up some new art! [points to her finger-painting on the south wall]
𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓮
𝓕𝓮𝓮𝓭
𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴
HIM: Oh, I see you redecorated.
HER: Yep! Moved rock over there, carcasses on that side, and put up some new art! [points to her finger-painting on the south wall]
𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓮
𝓕𝓮𝓮𝓭
𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴
November 20, 2024 at 12:05 PM
[caveman enters his dimly lit cave after a long day hunting]
HIM: Oh, I see you redecorated.
HER: Yep! Moved rock over there, carcasses on that side, and put up some new art! [points to her finger-painting on the south wall]
𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓮
𝓕𝓮𝓮𝓭
𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴
HIM: Oh, I see you redecorated.
HER: Yep! Moved rock over there, carcasses on that side, and put up some new art! [points to her finger-painting on the south wall]
𝓕𝓸𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓮
𝓕𝓮𝓮𝓭
𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴
I've kept my triathlon training consistent over the holidays, but today was my first day back lifting weights at my university gym. My quads are howling.
January 15, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I've kept my triathlon training consistent over the holidays, but today was my first day back lifting weights at my university gym. My quads are howling.
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Just for posterity here is the Heathcliff comic the day that Scott Adams died.
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Just for posterity here is the Heathcliff comic the day that Scott Adams died.
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If you see someone running in Zwift, it means they lost too many points on their bike license.
January 14, 2026 at 12:36 AM
If you see someone running in Zwift, it means they lost too many points on their bike license.
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Idk what they should be but we need different categories for people like folding ideas vs "video essayists" who do the equivalent of running a wikipedia page or magazine article through chatgpt summary mode and read it to the camera
January 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Idk what they should be but we need different categories for people like folding ideas vs "video essayists" who do the equivalent of running a wikipedia page or magazine article through chatgpt summary mode and read it to the camera
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this one is called goose horse
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
this one is called goose horse
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Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Oh wow, absolute power corrupted you absolutely? That’s so weird, I got absolute power last year and my subjects say I’ve only gotten wiser and more virtuous
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Bluesky is a nursing home for people who know what firewire is
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bluesky is a nursing home for people who know what firewire is
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Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: What if Allan Sherman were in Daft Punk. He'd be all like, "hello muddah, hello faddah, fasta stronga, betta hahda 🎶"
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
My date who I will NOT be seeing again: you don't have to do the voices 🙄
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i have no ass and i must shit
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i have no ass and i must shit
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Buy-Cycle Back to Prosperity
1932
Artist: Gale
1932
Artist: Gale
November 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Buy-Cycle Back to Prosperity
1932
Artist: Gale
1932
Artist: Gale
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Whoa! Tracy Chapman just flew past me on the highway doing about 120.
February 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Whoa! Tracy Chapman just flew past me on the highway doing about 120.
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Pete Hesgeth and another DOD guy having to blow into two little breathalyzer tubes at the same time to unlock the ICBM launch button.
January 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Pete Hesgeth and another DOD guy having to blow into two little breathalyzer tubes at the same time to unlock the ICBM launch button.
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January 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Not to be picky but I'd like for the arc of history to bend a little harder
January 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Not to be picky but I'd like for the arc of history to bend a little harder
At my wedding some old church lady I didn't know came up to me and said:
"you should abstain from sex tonight to confuse the demons."
I just nervously smiled and walked away but I really really wanted to tell her:
"good idea, we'll just do anal, that will confuse them!"
"you should abstain from sex tonight to confuse the demons."
I just nervously smiled and walked away but I really really wanted to tell her:
"good idea, we'll just do anal, that will confuse them!"
January 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
At my wedding some old church lady I didn't know came up to me and said:
"you should abstain from sex tonight to confuse the demons."
I just nervously smiled and walked away but I really really wanted to tell her:
"good idea, we'll just do anal, that will confuse them!"
"you should abstain from sex tonight to confuse the demons."
I just nervously smiled and walked away but I really really wanted to tell her:
"good idea, we'll just do anal, that will confuse them!"
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i think 95% of the "not understanding the joke/your post" users are bots. they never come back for more its just one and done and then they evaporate into cyber mist
January 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i think 95% of the "not understanding the joke/your post" users are bots. they never come back for more its just one and done and then they evaporate into cyber mist
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things that won't happen but it would be extremely funny if they did:
the somethingawful forums outlives facebook
the somethingawful forums outlives facebook
January 11, 2025 at 9:20 AM
things that won't happen but it would be extremely funny if they did:
the somethingawful forums outlives facebook
the somethingawful forums outlives facebook
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There’s a story that Henry Rollins tells about a guy in Los Angeles who’d go around and pick up stray dogs. He take a dog and put it in a barrel of water until it nearly drowned. Then he’d pull the dog out and it would think he’d rescued it.
January 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There’s a story that Henry Rollins tells about a guy in Los Angeles who’d go around and pick up stray dogs. He take a dog and put it in a barrel of water until it nearly drowned. Then he’d pull the dog out and it would think he’d rescued it.
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instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
instead of invite codes this site should require a personal reference from someone stating that you understand what a joke is