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Trash Witch 🎃🦇
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Most likely at a thrift store or drive-in l Fix your hearts or die l 1/2 of Atomic Home Video
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Rescued this kitten from neighbors roof 😭 It made me late to work. Worth it.
November 20, 2025 at 8:20 PM
RIP Diane Keaton 🥲 The fact that they want to make a Family Stone sequel after her loss would be a real tearjerker
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Going to goth dance night this weekend or dying trying
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November 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hard to walk away from a free demogorgon
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Not to be dramatic but I think these women should be allowed to kill people over this.
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Guys I get to meet Cassandra Peterson in December. I don’t think I’ll be able to speak
November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This looks atrocious but I loved it
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
First peppermint mocha of the season and a few small town thrift scores
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
These are the 4 types of guy online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Trump calling that reporter a pig when he literally looks like one himself. Be so for real right now 😭
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 AM
She is me, I am her
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
A random man I don’t know gave me a piece of chocolate earlier today and I resisted for about an hour before giving in. So if anything happens to me, you know what happened.
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
This shit is crazy. I think I have a Gen 1 on my hands.
November 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Us on Friday 🫧👠
November 18, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It’s really hard for me to turn down house/ dog sitting gigs. Such easy money 😩
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Fuck it I’m gonna go to Wawa and get that thanksgiving sub monstrosity
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I never want cranberry sauce that isn’t straight from the can with ridges. Thank you
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If you have any really good Philly food or activity recs please drop em here
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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It still blows my mind that John Candy shot all of his scenes for HOME ALONE in one day & that he was only paid $414 for the role as a favor to John Hughes under the condition that Candy could improvise all of his lines. Legend.
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Patron saint of damn fine coffee and pie 🥧☕️ @briannaduggan.bsky.social
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Vague posting is my love language
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Maybe my sadness can and will only be fixed by a proper Thanksgiving dinner. And an entire can of cranberry sauce to myself.
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Top 5 movies genres are:

Dark humor small town mockumentary
Monster fuckers
High stakes drama with connecting subplots
Sapphic yearning
Silly slasher with rudimentary practical effects
Top 5 movie genres are:

Dysfunctional adult family members stuck together.
Everything is blue, can't watch during daylight.
Tension relief is unexpected dancing at inappropriate time.
Entire movie is car trip.
Mostly people looking at each other.
Top 5 movie genres are:

People being shits at a dinner party
Rotting mansion, faded starlet/society beauty, high-camp fuckdown
Either nothing or everything happened, glacially slowly & visually stunningly
Woman is being haunted or maybe there’s actually a gross guy
Tilda Swinton hears a weird noise
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I want to know what exactly is happening that is making men so susceptible to such insane conspiracies. It’s actually so concerning.
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM