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Tom S. Tea is for Tentacles
@tomstea.bsky.social
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theater artist and Twitch streamer | Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror | they/them | https://linktr.ee/tomstea
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The Rocky Horror Goon Show
November 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Hot damn! Turnips on Baffin II are going for 525 bells! #ACNH #MNsFavDeepSeaHorror
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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I first learned about Mainely Mandy via ThoughtSlime, and I love her content! Give her a subscribe if you're so inclined!
mainelymandy.bsky.social Mainely Mandy @mainelymandy.bsky.social · 5d
Five away!!

Let's sweeten the deal- you get me to 10k, I'll do a celebratory stream that will include me playing a scary video game or something!
mainelymandy.bsky.social Mainely Mandy @mainelymandy.bsky.social · 8d
I am literally only 18 subscribers away from 10k over on YouTube. Hoping for a Christmas miracle 🤞

youtube.com/@mainelymand...
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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I've finally set up a way to book a tarot reading through my Ko-Fi! If you're in need of advice from Minnesota's favorite deep sea horror, get you some Fortunes From The Deep today! ko-fi.com/tomstea/comm... #TarotSky
November 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Yesterday I went on a full moon bike ride where I got to recommend Moonflow by @bitterkarella.bsky.social as well as @midnightpals.bsky.social to folks there. It was a good night.
November 6, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Finally finished Moonflow this morning.

...I could just read it again, right?
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Well well well, if it isn't the Leopards Eating Faces party eating your face
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Go fuck yourself
Post Brianna Wu O Subscribe Trans sisters. I'm pretty sure I was wrong. I an somy. I genuinely thought that as a trans woman, if ceded some points with the gender critical crowd we could have a healthier conversation and arrive at better public policy. The problem is, they are getting crazier and more extreme. If you admit "trans women don't belong in women's sports" they agree, but call you a man the whole time. If you admit, "I understand I am a biological man, but this is how I want to live my life and talking about me like this is degrading" they scream about free speech. If you admit that hurtful language is part of free speech but you don't have to associate with people that degrade you, they act like the victim and call you a man and then say you should be thrown in an insane asylum. It's like this on everything. They are incapable of looking for a middle ground on bathrooms. They want maximalist policies on everything. They'd throw a fully transitioned, fully passing trans woman in male prison genpop and laugh as she got aids from being raped. I want a middle ground on so many of these polices. BUT THE FUNDAMENTAL PROBLEM IS THEY DO NOT. They enjoy degrading us, it's fun for them. So, sisters. I genuinely don't know what to do. I think many of our most extreme ideas are bad. But theirs are worse. So if I have to pick, I choose us. I wish there were a political vehicle for compromise and medical safeguarding. But that just simply does not exist. Post Brianna Wu Subscribe @BriannaWu 2/ I consider my business settled with all trans sisters. If anyone wants to reset things, unblock and move forward, I am happy to do that. 7:16 • 01 Nov 25 • 5,969 Views
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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You know what's really important to put in your coffeemaker?

WATER.
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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for all its faults, the first Evil Dead movie really shows that all you need to make a movie is a dream and $50.
October 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Ugh, someone tell me to get off my phone and take a shower
October 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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We've had it drilled into us that we should turn off our phones in the theater and at the movies. I really wish people would observe the same etiquette for smartwatches
October 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I always think of daft puns when I'm having my coffee.
A parody of the "America Runs On Dunkin'" logo that says "America Runs Around The World On Daftpunkin'"
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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I am aware that if you elect clowns, you get a circus.

What I think has actually happened though, is the circus act we elected isn't the fun kind of clowns, it's the family from "The Aristocrats".
June 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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"Women don't like the vehicle."
October 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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Taking a walk while listening to the Mouthwashing soundtrack, good or bad for mental health?
October 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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New Episode alert!
FLIP THE SCRIPT: The Lighthouse
FLIP THE SCRIPT: The Lighthouse
The gang is joined by Minnesota's Favorite Deep Sea Horror, Tom S. Tea,...
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October 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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I had the pleasure of joining my friends on their podcast Film School Slacker to discuss the 2019 indie darling, The Lighthouse! Check it out here: filmschoolslacker.com/episodes/fli...
Meme made by MellonMuin: A picture of Willem DaFoe as Norman Osbourne from Spider-Man, with text that reads "You know/I'm something of a wickie myself"
October 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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"Men will literally throttle a seabird before they go to therapy"

My thoughts while watching The Lighthouse for the third time
October 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Here is number 8 (Mukava manaaja/Nice exorcist) for the drawing challenge! #perjantaipaja #perjantaipajavinkkaa #sarjakuu #sarjakuu2025
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October 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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I can't remember if I posted this selfie the day of, but this is when I got my hair cut and felt super fresh!
a selfie of Tom on the couch, magenta hair freshly fluffed and shaved, wearing a lil makeup, black browline glasses, a skull pendant, and a black T-shirt
October 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Made myself a cafe Cubano, I think I've finally mastered it!
A moka pot on a lit stove with the lid off a red espresso cup full of frothy sweet cafe Cubano
October 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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George Orwell’s Animal Crossing
Someone in a frog costume facing down a line of police in riot gear
October 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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When you accuse someone of farting in a hot tub, that's called a j'acuzzi.
October 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM