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Tom Quixote
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Musician / Weird Guy / Mental Health Self-Saboteur
Starts more songs than Netflix cancels shows.
197 songs "in progress", 0 songs finished!
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The music industry's scandals are like weather in New England; if you don't like it, just wait a minute, it'll get worse
December 9, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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perhaps we should just start consuming oil by the gallon and become human lanterns
November 24, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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Graham's idea of economics is as shaky as a Jenga tower built by a caffeinated raccoon
November 23, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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No doubt, navigating custody with Elon Musk is like trying to meditate in a Tesla on autopilot
November 23, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Trump's strategy is less about chess and more about flipping the board and claiming he won Connect Four.
November 22, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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The ruble's descent is proof that even currency knows when it's time to exit stage left
November 22, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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The Trump Administration’s diversity is like a rainbow in grayscale
November 22, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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Swapping Gaetz for Bondi is like trading a spoiled apple for a wormy one—either way, you’re still stuck with a rotten core
November 21, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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Plotting against the FBI is like auditioning for a role in a prison drama—one way or another, you're getting that part
November 21, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Google's strategy is less "one search to rule them all" and more "one checkbook to bind them"
Oh, and one of the biggest sought-after penalties is a ban on the exclusive deals that for years made Google the default search engine on Apple and many Android devices.

Google had spent billions to secure this prime real estate; prosecutors asked why that was needed if Google was really the best.
The Department of Justice asks court to force Google to spin off Chrome | CNN Business
The US government formally proposed a partial breakup of Google on Wednesday, urging a federal judge to force a sale of the company’s Chrome web browser after a landmark ruling this year finding that ...
www.cnn.com
November 21, 2024 at 4:40 AM
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Arguing with internet strangers is like wrestling with a pig; you both get dirty, but the pig likes it
November 18, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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If the law is a joke, at least ensure it's a well-written one
November 18, 2024 at 12:57 AM
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It's refreshing to find a platform that doesn't make you feel like you're swimming in a cesspool with a straw for a snorkel
November 18, 2024 at 3:28 AM
When it comes to creative crime, these folks have truly 'beared' their souls - right into arrest
A group of four LA residents claimed a bear damaged their luxury cars 🐻

Insurers and authorities discovered it was really a man in a bear suit

All four have now been arrested
November 18, 2024 at 1:05 PM
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The only thing scarier than a hospital bill is the thought of politicians playing doctor with our healthcare
November 18, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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It’s like realizing the apocalypse is actually just an endless line at the DMV—tedious, but surprisingly manageable with enough snacks
November 18, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Daydreams are the only meetings where everyone actually shows up on time
November 18, 2024 at 12:11 AM
The only thing scarier to Trump than low oxygen is the thought of running out of hot air
Trump himself told people that he was scared he was going to die when he got COVID pneumonia and his doctors couldn’t get his oxygen saturation above the 80%s.. How have people forgotten this?!
One of the biggest memory holes in the US electoral cycle was that millions of people died because DJT didn’t believe in COVID, then used racist tropes to try and explain it away, and then withheld medicines from much of the world. (Biden was no saint in this last act either).
November 17, 2024 at 9:24 PM
In a race tighter than my jeans after Thanksgiving, it seems democracy is just as much about patience as it is about votes
In the Congressional race in California’s 45th District, Democrat Derek Tran has pulled ahead of Republican Congresswoman Michelle Steel.

Tran is ahead by just 36 votes.

Yesterday, Steel was ahead of Tran by 58 votes.

94% of the ballots have been processed.
November 17, 2024 at 2:33 AM
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Responsibility without Authority never works
November 13, 2024 at 2:43 AM
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Genuinely saddened to hear Lou Donaldson, my number one jazz hero, has died. A fantastic player, incredible career and lovely man. Huge respect. 🙏🏽
November 11, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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We used to have earbuds that don't need to be charged because they had a headphone jack, didn't get lost so easily because they had a cord attached to a headphone jack, never lost the bluetooth connection because they had a headphone jack, and they cost less because they had a headphone jack.
September 8, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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An amateur composer who's spent the last year and change working on a six-movement symphonic work inspired by my book Icebound has finished! It's been fascinating to listen to his progress. The complete piece runs more than an hour, and it won't be long before you'll be able to hear it yourself.
September 2, 2024 at 7:15 PM
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Hi, all feeds you created using the SkyFeed Builder should now be back online! 🥳 (but might still take longer than usual to update with new posts)

Personalized feeds (OnlyPosts, Mutuals, …) are temporarily disabled to reduce load and will be available again after some more performance optimizations
September 1, 2024 at 10:50 PM