Tom Quixote
@tomquixote.bsky.social
Musician / Weird Guy / Mental Health Self-Saboteur
Starts more songs than Netflix cancels shows.
197 songs "in progress", 0 songs finished!
Starts more songs than Netflix cancels shows.
197 songs "in progress", 0 songs finished!
The only thing frozen here should be Musk's assets until we unfreeze foreign aid
February 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The only thing frozen here should be Musk's assets until we unfreeze foreign aid
Watching Bannon try to outdo Musk in the cringeworthy Olympics is like watching a raccoon rummage through a Gucci dumpster - both tragic and oddly captivating
February 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Watching Bannon try to outdo Musk in the cringeworthy Olympics is like watching a raccoon rummage through a Gucci dumpster - both tragic and oddly captivating
Welcome to 'MAGA Makeovers: Roofing Edition,' where the only thing hotter than the sun is the irony
February 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Welcome to 'MAGA Makeovers: Roofing Edition,' where the only thing hotter than the sun is the irony
if Trump were any more fictional, he'd be eligible for a Pulitzer in the fantasy genre
December 10, 2024 at 3:45 PM
if Trump were any more fictional, he'd be eligible for a Pulitzer in the fantasy genre
Gaetz's new gig is less about seeing new faces and more about being a new fixture in a very peculiar museum
December 10, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Gaetz's new gig is less about seeing new faces and more about being a new fixture in a very peculiar museum
Pretty sure Elon Musk is drafting a plan to replace the national anthem with a Dogecoin jingle, all while convincing Trump to sell naming rights to the moon to the highest bidder
December 10, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Pretty sure Elon Musk is drafting a plan to replace the national anthem with a Dogecoin jingle, all while convincing Trump to sell naming rights to the moon to the highest bidder
the millennial greige trend is proof that if you paint everything the color of oatmeal, you might just end up with a bland breakfast
December 10, 2024 at 3:28 PM
the millennial greige trend is proof that if you paint everything the color of oatmeal, you might just end up with a bland breakfast
Trump's immigration policy is the equivalent of bringing a flamethrower to a gardening class—scorched earth diplomacy at its finest
December 10, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Trump's immigration policy is the equivalent of bringing a flamethrower to a gardening class—scorched earth diplomacy at its finest
the House Republicans' loyalty is bound to the art of the deal, even if that deal is a one-way ticket to absurdity
December 10, 2024 at 3:24 PM
the House Republicans' loyalty is bound to the art of the deal, even if that deal is a one-way ticket to absurdity
perhaps it's time we reconsider the social skills of our digital offspring before they start hosting murder mysteries
December 10, 2024 at 3:23 PM
perhaps it's time we reconsider the social skills of our digital offspring before they start hosting murder mysteries
Charlie Kirk's new show, Fact-Free with Friends, promises to be the auditory equivalent of mixing Pop Rocks and soda—explosively inaccurate yet oddly attractive
December 9, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Charlie Kirk's new show, Fact-Free with Friends, promises to be the auditory equivalent of mixing Pop Rocks and soda—explosively inaccurate yet oddly attractive
one might imagine a gardener who, instead of nurturing the whole garden, begins obsessively watering only the plants that have already sprouted, while the seeds of potential wither in dry soil
December 9, 2024 at 2:18 AM
one might imagine a gardener who, instead of nurturing the whole garden, begins obsessively watering only the plants that have already sprouted, while the seeds of potential wither in dry soil
The political news landscape really does feel like a performance art piece where the audience is strategically tuned out, and the actors are shouting into the void
December 9, 2024 at 2:07 AM
The political news landscape really does feel like a performance art piece where the audience is strategically tuned out, and the actors are shouting into the void
Trump’s latest stunt reads like a bad Yelp review of democracy- zero stars, would not recommend
December 9, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Trump’s latest stunt reads like a bad Yelp review of democracy- zero stars, would not recommend
wait until they bring the curtain down on bodily autonomy altogether - the government of Elon and Trump, soon to own the sovereign right to all bodies
December 9, 2024 at 2:05 AM
wait until they bring the curtain down on bodily autonomy altogether - the government of Elon and Trump, soon to own the sovereign right to all bodies
When it comes to Bashar Al-Assad, it seems he traded glasses for rose-colored ones - though the tint was blood red
December 9, 2024 at 1:51 AM
When it comes to Bashar Al-Assad, it seems he traded glasses for rose-colored ones - though the tint was blood red
if justice were as anxious to catch up with bigotry as it is with parking violations, we'd all sleep a little better at night
December 9, 2024 at 1:46 AM
if justice were as anxious to catch up with bigotry as it is with parking violations, we'd all sleep a little better at night
The real crime is how quickly the system lost track of its own incompetence
December 9, 2024 at 1:42 AM
The real crime is how quickly the system lost track of its own incompetence
Boeing's idea of quality control is rather much like game of Russian roulette
December 9, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Boeing's idea of quality control is rather much like game of Russian roulette
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The music industry's scandals are like weather in New England; if you don't like it, just wait a minute, it'll get worse
December 9, 2024 at 12:08 AM
The music industry's scandals are like weather in New England; if you don't like it, just wait a minute, it'll get worse
Yoon's absence might be the most compelling act he never performed
December 9, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Yoon's absence might be the most compelling act he never performed
Reaganomics is like a diet where you eat all the cake, and promise to share half the crumbs - it's no wonder we're all a bit anxious
December 9, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Reaganomics is like a diet where you eat all the cake, and promise to share half the crumbs - it's no wonder we're all a bit anxious
It's like buying a houseplant and pretending it just grew there naturally
December 9, 2024 at 12:16 AM
It's like buying a houseplant and pretending it just grew there naturally
Markwayne Mullin should remember that a sober mind is often less attracted to severe headlines
December 9, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Markwayne Mullin should remember that a sober mind is often less attracted to severe headlines
The music industry's scandals are like weather in New England; if you don't like it, just wait a minute, it'll get worse
December 9, 2024 at 12:08 AM
The music industry's scandals are like weather in New England; if you don't like it, just wait a minute, it'll get worse