Toft
@toft.bsky.social
I like: sci-fi, gameshow comedy, memes, robots, queers. She/her.
Update on this: the woman in Utah had her car scratched by someone who left a note with their phone and email - but presumably miswrote it. She refuses to believe this and is now accusing J of having left a note with her email address and now lying about it.
J has recieved a series of angry emails from someone who thinks she hit their car yesterday in Utah.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Update on this: the woman in Utah had her car scratched by someone who left a note with their phone and email - but presumably miswrote it. She refuses to believe this and is now accusing J of having left a note with her email address and now lying about it.
J has recieved a series of angry emails from someone who thinks she hit their car yesterday in Utah.
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
J has recieved a series of angry emails from someone who thinks she hit their car yesterday in Utah.
#hw loudly, tunelessly, and passionately sings the K-Pop Demon Hunters song "Golden" about the house and a) it is so sweet, b) I wonder why/how it speaks to him. Does he feel that he is done hiding and going to be golden? I hope so.
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
#hw loudly, tunelessly, and passionately sings the K-Pop Demon Hunters song "Golden" about the house and a) it is so sweet, b) I wonder why/how it speaks to him. Does he feel that he is done hiding and going to be golden? I hope so.
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Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
The latest Elis and John podcast includes John Robins telling a story about a fart that nearly leveled a shuttle full of passengers on a flight he was on, whose prime suspect was Slavoj Zizek
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The latest Elis and John podcast includes John Robins telling a story about a fart that nearly leveled a shuttle full of passengers on a flight he was on, whose prime suspect was Slavoj Zizek
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I'm like the opposite of a workaholic, I'm work straight edge
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm like the opposite of a workaholic, I'm work straight edge
I tried to show the Shia LaBoeuf song to #hw this morning and he watched in bewildered horror until they were singing "stab him in his kidneys" and he whispered "I'm done" and we had to watch Moses Supposes for a palate cleanser before he would go to school. A+ parenting.
November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I tried to show the Shia LaBoeuf song to #hw this morning and he watched in bewildered horror until they were singing "stab him in his kidneys" and he whispered "I'm done" and we had to watch Moses Supposes for a palate cleanser before he would go to school. A+ parenting.
Man, there is something magical about Oasis' Wonderwall, isn't there? Those guitars, and the keyboard line at the end. Who knows what it means, but there's something so reflective and heart-tugging about it. I wonder how it plays to people hearing it for the first time now.
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Man, there is something magical about Oasis' Wonderwall, isn't there? Those guitars, and the keyboard line at the end. Who knows what it means, but there's something so reflective and heart-tugging about it. I wonder how it plays to people hearing it for the first time now.
We spent the whole of last week working our way through a cold that still has J in its clutches; I took #hw to school in the car, got home, walked to the subway, waited 15min until it became clear that the whole line was paralyzed, walked back, got parking pass, drove in, now finally at my desk.
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
We spent the whole of last week working our way through a cold that still has J in its clutches; I took #hw to school in the car, got home, walked to the subway, waited 15min until it became clear that the whole line was paralyzed, walked back, got parking pass, drove in, now finally at my desk.
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I'm thinking all of them can have a scene where one MC sees the other smiling at a guy so they break up out of jealousy and shitty communication and then *never talk again* only I string it out over sixty pages
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I'm thinking all of them can have a scene where one MC sees the other smiling at a guy so they break up out of jealousy and shitty communication and then *never talk again* only I string it out over sixty pages
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I didn't know people did this and now I want to pay someone to flood all the pirate sites with 'adjusted' versions of all my romance novels.
I truly hope if you're downloading books that you download one of the ones that are uploaded with the fake endings, the random "and then he shit in her mouth and turned her into a zombie" that i know someone is adding that to her romance books & has her sister upload dozens of versions of that.
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I didn't know people did this and now I want to pay someone to flood all the pirate sites with 'adjusted' versions of all my romance novels.
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A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
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this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
November 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
this, *this*, is the greatest crossover of all time
"Mummy. You should make carrots just like the school carrots. They're really moist and round and accurate."
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"Mummy. You should make carrots just like the school carrots. They're really moist and round and accurate."
This interview really me laugh. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
‘I think my mum’s going to like it’: Alexander Skarsgård on his gay biker ‘dom-com’ Pillion
In May, Cannes went weak at the knees for Harry Lighton’s tale of BDSM and bootlicking in suburbia. Ahead of its release, the director and his stars reveal the explicit shots snipped from the final cu...
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
This interview really me laugh. www.theguardian.com/film/2025/no...
Adjusting based on questions so far: she cannot & will not again be able to knit or sew, I think; looking for something pretty to look at and easy to read, not patterns but more art-focused, I think. Non-fabric art also welcome. Thank you!
Friends in the UK who are into fabric arts - I'm looking for a magazine subscription to get for my stepmother who was a big sewer before her brain injury and now likes reading magazines. I'd appreciate recs! (No international postage recs please)
November 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Adjusting based on questions so far: she cannot & will not again be able to knit or sew, I think; looking for something pretty to look at and easy to read, not patterns but more art-focused, I think. Non-fabric art also welcome. Thank you!
Friends in the UK who are into fabric arts - I'm looking for a magazine subscription to get for my stepmother who was a big sewer before her brain injury and now likes reading magazines. I'd appreciate recs! (No international postage recs please)
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Friends in the UK who are into fabric arts - I'm looking for a magazine subscription to get for my stepmother who was a big sewer before her brain injury and now likes reading magazines. I'd appreciate recs! (No international postage recs please)
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"There's clearly something political about it but nobody knows what it is". Truly we are living in the stupidest year!!!
It’s the exclusive everyone wanted, the story that will win next year’s Pulitzer…
I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
London's giant AI artwork to be torn down
The bizarre story of why a much-talked-about creation is being torn down. Plus: Docklands Light Railway extension, giant laser stalks the night sky, and more tales of Android phone theft rejection.
www.londoncentric.media
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 AM
"There's clearly something political about it but nobody knows what it is". Truly we are living in the stupidest year!!!
Really valuable piece - I learned a lot from this.
I will not fight with people on Threads about Makaton. I will not fight with people on Threads about Makaton. I will not thebaffler.com/outbursts/si...
Signed Away | Sara Nović
The hearing world continues to pillage and caricature the deaf community—most recently with the proprietary, sign-based system Makaton.
thebaffler.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Really valuable piece - I learned a lot from this.
I pick up #hw from school every day and we've fallen into a routine as we walk to the bus where we tell each other about our days; now if I have to stay late at work he wants to tell me about his day and hear about mine even when he only sees me the next morning. It's so precious to me.
November 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I pick up #hw from school every day and we've fallen into a routine as we walk to the bus where we tell each other about our days; now if I have to stay late at work he wants to tell me about his day and hear about mine even when he only sees me the next morning. It's so precious to me.
Update on this: he's 48?!?!?!
My first reaction to this is "huh, I mean, I guess so?" and my second is "Martin Gero hasn't retired???"
yooooooooo?
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Update on this: he's 48?!?!?!
My first reaction to this is "huh, I mean, I guess so?" and my second is "Martin Gero hasn't retired???"
yooooooooo?
Amazon Greenlights A New Stargate Series
www.gateworld.net/news/2025/11...
FIRST ON GATEWORLD: A new #Stargate series is now in pre-production for Prime Video, with veteran writer and producer Martin Gero at the helm. @primevideo.bsky.social
www.gateworld.net/news/2025/11...
FIRST ON GATEWORLD: A new #Stargate series is now in pre-production for Prime Video, with veteran writer and producer Martin Gero at the helm. @primevideo.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
My first reaction to this is "huh, I mean, I guess so?" and my second is "Martin Gero hasn't retired???"