🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
@toddalio.bsky.social
Your locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin.
Take off, eh?
Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
He / Him / His
Take off, eh?
Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.
He / Him / His
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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>
@toddalio.bsky.social
· Nov 22
The worst thing about getting older is that you have to take a fibre supplement if you want to shitpost regularly.
In polytheistic societies, they have Godszilla
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
In polytheistic societies, they have Godszilla
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The richest man who’s ever lived has apparently programmed his chatbot to say he’s the best at everything, without thinking ahead to the “not if but when” possibility that someone would ask “Including drinking urine?”
November 21, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The richest man who’s ever lived has apparently programmed his chatbot to say he’s the best at everything, without thinking ahead to the “not if but when” possibility that someone would ask “Including drinking urine?”
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Not letting this one go
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Not letting this one go
Elon Musk: <shows up at my house & eats all my queso/>
Me: How did you Nazi that was Nacho cheese!?!?
Me: How did you Nazi that was Nacho cheese!?!?
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Elon Musk: <shows up at my house & eats all my queso/>
Me: How did you Nazi that was Nacho cheese!?!?
Me: How did you Nazi that was Nacho cheese!?!?
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Sweden loves the world, for they gave us:
- meatballs
- ABBA
- IKEA
- Celsius
- The Nobel Prize
- Midsummer Festival
- Roxette
- Minecraft
and hopefully a deal to create 10,000 jobs & build Gripen jets in Canada.
- meatballs
- ABBA
- IKEA
- Celsius
- The Nobel Prize
- Midsummer Festival
- Roxette
- Minecraft
and hopefully a deal to create 10,000 jobs & build Gripen jets in Canada.
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Sweden loves the world, for they gave us:
- meatballs
- ABBA
- IKEA
- Celsius
- The Nobel Prize
- Midsummer Festival
- Roxette
- Minecraft
and hopefully a deal to create 10,000 jobs & build Gripen jets in Canada.
- meatballs
- ABBA
- IKEA
- Celsius
- The Nobel Prize
- Midsummer Festival
- Roxette
- Minecraft
and hopefully a deal to create 10,000 jobs & build Gripen jets in Canada.
I like my men like I like my door-to-door salesmen.
Banging UR mom.
Banging UR mom.
I like my men like I like a headache
You guessed it
You guessed it
I like my men like I like
Mike’s Lemonade
Hard
Mike’s Lemonade
Hard
November 20, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I like my men like I like my door-to-door salesmen.
Banging UR mom.
Banging UR mom.
Told the AI Microsoft Teams facilitator to STFU, and now I have a meeting with HR at 4pm.
November 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Told the AI Microsoft Teams facilitator to STFU, and now I have a meeting with HR at 4pm.
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Idk but if you need braces on both knees and an ankle, maybe running isn't your sport anymore.
November 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Idk but if you need braces on both knees and an ankle, maybe running isn't your sport anymore.
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Are break-ups in the air? I can smell them
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Are break-ups in the air? I can smell them
Just got cold called by a Jehovah's Witness. 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Just got cold called by a Jehovah's Witness. 🤣
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It recently struck me that GTA: Vice City - the ultimate homage to 80s excess - is now significantly older than its setting was at the time.
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
It recently struck me that GTA: Vice City - the ultimate homage to 80s excess - is now significantly older than its setting was at the time.
Sweden loves the world, for they gave us:
- meatballs
- ABBA
- IKEA
- Celsius
- The Nobel Prize
- Midsummer Festival
- Roxette
- Minecraft
and hopefully a deal to create 10,000 jobs & build Gripen jets in Canada.
- meatballs
- ABBA
- IKEA
- Celsius
- The Nobel Prize
- Midsummer Festival
- Roxette
- Minecraft
and hopefully a deal to create 10,000 jobs & build Gripen jets in Canada.
November 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Sweden loves the world, for they gave us:
- meatballs
- ABBA
- IKEA
- Celsius
- The Nobel Prize
- Midsummer Festival
- Roxette
- Minecraft
and hopefully a deal to create 10,000 jobs & build Gripen jets in Canada.
- meatballs
- ABBA
- IKEA
- Celsius
- The Nobel Prize
- Midsummer Festival
- Roxette
- Minecraft
and hopefully a deal to create 10,000 jobs & build Gripen jets in Canada.
Change one letter and run a candy
Terds
Terds
change one letter and ruin a candy
Moulds
Moulds
change one letter and ruin a candy
zit kat
zit kat
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Change one letter and run a candy
Terds
Terds
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i'm gonna skip a day celebrating men until a time when men aren't the biggest oppressors on the fucking planet.
we all get forlorn and lonely.
go paint something, read a poem, sort the bog plumbing, or plant a tree.
take control of your own narrative.
it's national alpaca day.
learn the lute.
we all get forlorn and lonely.
go paint something, read a poem, sort the bog plumbing, or plant a tree.
take control of your own narrative.
it's national alpaca day.
learn the lute.
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i'm gonna skip a day celebrating men until a time when men aren't the biggest oppressors on the fucking planet.
we all get forlorn and lonely.
go paint something, read a poem, sort the bog plumbing, or plant a tree.
take control of your own narrative.
it's national alpaca day.
learn the lute.
we all get forlorn and lonely.
go paint something, read a poem, sort the bog plumbing, or plant a tree.
take control of your own narrative.
it's national alpaca day.
learn the lute.
Hobbits have slow internet because they're on Tolkien Ring.
November 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Hobbits have slow internet because they're on Tolkien Ring.
"But you will still be required to commute & report to an office" the puffy awkward man-child added.
ELON MUSK: "WORK WILL BECOME OPTIONAL" At the U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum, Elon Musk declared that advanced AI and robotics will make everyone wealthy and eliminate poverty. Sitting alongside Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang, he predicted: "Work will become optional." Musk highlighted
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"But you will still be required to commute & report to an office" the puffy awkward man-child added.
If Canada had any gall, a nation building project would have been a sovereign operating system.
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If Canada had any gall, a nation building project would have been a sovereign operating system.
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I’ve been reading about the notwithstanding clause..
“precedent that would be set by using the notwithstanding clause to ban healthcare is terrifying. What is to stop governments from using the clause to ban other types of politicized healthcare, like abortion or vaccines?” HamiltonTransHealth.ca
“precedent that would be set by using the notwithstanding clause to ban healthcare is terrifying. What is to stop governments from using the clause to ban other types of politicized healthcare, like abortion or vaccines?” HamiltonTransHealth.ca
Hamilton Trans Health Coalition
HamiltonTransHealth.ca
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I’ve been reading about the notwithstanding clause..
“precedent that would be set by using the notwithstanding clause to ban healthcare is terrifying. What is to stop governments from using the clause to ban other types of politicized healthcare, like abortion or vaccines?” HamiltonTransHealth.ca
“precedent that would be set by using the notwithstanding clause to ban healthcare is terrifying. What is to stop governments from using the clause to ban other types of politicized healthcare, like abortion or vaccines?” HamiltonTransHealth.ca
The nominees for best celebrity in the Urban category are: Karl - a New Zealand actor, and Keith - an Australian country singer.
And the winner goes to.....
Karl Urban!
Congratulations Karl! It wasn't even close.
And the winner goes to.....
Karl Urban!
Congratulations Karl! It wasn't even close.
November 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The nominees for best celebrity in the Urban category are: Karl - a New Zealand actor, and Keith - an Australian country singer.
And the winner goes to.....
Karl Urban!
Congratulations Karl! It wasn't even close.
And the winner goes to.....
Karl Urban!
Congratulations Karl! It wasn't even close.
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And like that, Nicole Kidman won her most recent divorce.
November 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
And like that, Nicole Kidman won her most recent divorce.
If I were forced to live in the clouds with a group of 'caring' bears who have toxic positivity, I'd be a 'grumpy' bear too.
November 19, 2025 at 1:25 PM
If I were forced to live in the clouds with a group of 'caring' bears who have toxic positivity, I'd be a 'grumpy' bear too.