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TJ Petro
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Get in that hole you damn corn
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February 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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Tuesday morning:
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”

Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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In 1990, McDonald's ran a Happy Meal promotion that was apparently created by a smug, insufferable, time-traveling Bluesky poster from 2025!
July 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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ICE & U.S. Customs & Border Protection employed at least 30 people with sexual & violent criminal histories in recent years.

At least 20 agents committed offenses with underage victims. The bulk of abuse happened within the last two years.

This article includes names of the agents.
Here’s How Many ICE and CBP Agents Allegedly Preyed on Children
Apparently the institutions are riddled with accused sex criminals.
www.yahoo.com
January 27, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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I interviewed over half a dozen ICE and Border Patrol agents about Alex Pretti's death and every single one of them blame the Border Patrol agent
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/ice-unloads
ICE Unloads
Immigration officers speak out: “Fuck this.”
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:06 AM
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Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
January 27, 2026 at 5:36 AM
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This is the single funniest excuse he could have come up with for not wanting to be booed in public
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.

“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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They are trying to criminalize everything we do regardless of whether we have a constitutional right to do it, so you might as well hop in.
January 25, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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Mack Hollins
January 25, 2026 at 11:20 PM
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Mike Vrabel greets Patriots players.
January 25, 2026 at 11:25 PM
How are Bills fans doing right now? 😬
January 25, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Patriots 😎
January 25, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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This sure seems more like the tyranny the Constitution is supposed to protect against than forgiving student loans.
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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With Elon Musk and Donald Trump spending all their time feuding with each other, it's probably such a chill day for Melania and Stephen Miller's wife.
June 5, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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I think Carlos Alcaraz is going to become the GOAT. He’s LeBron Jamesing right now. We’re gonna be watching him for another 10 years at least
June 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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if this vehicle cut me off i wouldn’t even be mad
May 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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if Peter Lorre were a jug of milk he'd be Liter Poury
May 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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The olive oil subreddit getting serious
May 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
No Country for Old Vatican
May 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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If you see Sinners in 4DX, you can actually feel Hailee Steinfeld spit in your mouth
April 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Cooking JD Vance then dying, what a way to go
April 21, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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[Pushes cowboy hat back, spits tobacco juice, squints into the distance] Well son looks like we got ourselves a conclave
April 21, 2025 at 8:58 AM
This years Masters is brought to you by food and drinks
April 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Your honor I'd like to request a brief adjournment to smoke a little weed
April 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM