Tim Ostlund-Foss
@timostlundfoss.bsky.social
Writer at Sounder at Heart, singer and dancer with Seattle Men’s Chorus, wife guy, dog dad, creator and consumer of food and beverages.
Personal writing at https://words-that-stick-to-your-ribs.square.site/
Personal writing at https://words-that-stick-to-your-ribs.square.site/
I am, above all, grateful to go to sleep tonight knowing I won’t ever have to hear about how San Diego won MLS Cup in their inaugural season.
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I am, above all, grateful to go to sleep tonight knowing I won’t ever have to hear about how San Diego won MLS Cup in their inaugural season.
I liked Tadeo Allende as a transfer target two years ago, although I was skeptical of him as a DP at the time. He’s getting a bit of a Messi bump (shout out to Robert Taylor), but I feel pretty vindicated on that one.
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Following Craig Waibel’s breadcrumbs
Craig Waibel has given some hints about who the Sounders are trying to sign, so we tried to see if we could make a mildly-educated guess.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I liked Tadeo Allende as a transfer target two years ago, although I was skeptical of him as a DP at the time. He’s getting a bit of a Messi bump (shout out to Robert Taylor), but I feel pretty vindicated on that one.
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Enforcing the roster rules
Jfc that was disgusting.
How do you stop Miami?
How do you stop Miami?
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Enforcing the roster rules
Doing one of my favorite things: Looking Up Some Guys.
I’ll have a wishlist for Craig Waibel in plenty of time for Christmas.
I’ll have a wishlist for Craig Waibel in plenty of time for Christmas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Doing one of my favorite things: Looking Up Some Guys.
I’ll have a wishlist for Craig Waibel in plenty of time for Christmas.
I’ll have a wishlist for Craig Waibel in plenty of time for Christmas.
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
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I gotta figure out a way to set up the half-brother on my mom’s side with the half-sister on my dad’s side to simplify next year’s Thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I gotta figure out a way to set up the half-brother on my mom’s side with the half-sister on my dad’s side to simplify next year’s Thanksgiving
I appreciate other clubs pitching in to try to trick Liverpool players into playing better
🚨 Real Madrid considered Ibrahima Konate but inform Liverpool they have no interest in signing 26yo France int’l. Unresolved #LFC contract situation could still go either way. That + loads more on Jan/summer markets in Transfer Radar 2026 🚨
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The Transfer Radar 2026: The Athletic’s ultimate guide to the players clubs will be keeping an eye on
Welcome to The 2026 Transfer Radar, our scouting guide for next year's windows
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November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I appreciate other clubs pitching in to try to trick Liverpool players into playing better
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heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!
November 26, 2024 at 2:01 AM
heck the only tariff im worried about is if my pants tariff i eat too much dang turkey!!!
“Still punk as fuck” I think as I carefully dust my gluten-free almond pear cake with powdered sugar
“Still punk as fuck” I think as I continue crocheting a beanie for my youngest child.
"Still punk as fuck," I assure myself as I stir the green peppercorn sauce.
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“Still punk as fuck” I think as I carefully dust my gluten-free almond pear cake with powdered sugar
Lil Jon on the Toys ‘R’ Us float doing “Turn Down for What” is an absolute fever dream
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Lil Jon on the Toys ‘R’ Us float doing “Turn Down for What” is an absolute fever dream
“The minions are both the artist and the canvas”
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
“The minions are both the artist and the canvas”
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Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
October 30, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Sincere post: it is one of the greatest joys of my adult life to be able to see the magic of the holidays renewed through the eyes of a younger generation. Hunting for eggs on Easter, Trick or Treating on Halloween, hiding under the covers so the Night Turkey doesn't peck your penis off, Santa Claus
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I think an underrated thing about the idiots-with-double-z-names saga is that the first part of the takedown features that tortured bamboo metaphor, by part three it was like “Anyway here’s seven more things she did real bad.” Part 27 is going to be a bullet point list that’ll be: “• Sedition”.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I think an underrated thing about the idiots-with-double-z-names saga is that the first part of the takedown features that tortured bamboo metaphor, by part three it was like “Anyway here’s seven more things she did real bad.” Part 27 is going to be a bullet point list that’ll be: “• Sedition”.
The 25/26 Liverpool side is going to be investigated for match fixing
November 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The 25/26 Liverpool side is going to be investigated for match fixing
It may be time for Big Virg to retire to a farm upstate, tbh.
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It may be time for Big Virg to retire to a farm upstate, tbh.
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I haven't seen a team lose second balls like Liverpool since Lance Armstrong was wearing the yellow jersey
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I haven't seen a team lose second balls like Liverpool since Lance Armstrong was wearing the yellow jersey
I can’t express just how much it rocks, as an apple loving person, to be from Washington and married into a Finger Lakes family.
This Southern propaganda sucks, but it reminds me of good Apple News I neglected to share. WSU Extension was at our conference last week and brought the new Sunflare variety. It’s not available commercially for a couple of years, but it’s magnificent. Yes, it pairs well with Cougar Gold.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I can’t express just how much it rocks, as an apple loving person, to be from Washington and married into a Finger Lakes family.
This is a natural time to plug my Sinners/Wicked double-feature concept: Sinked.
ELPHABA
and
GLINDA
will return
SUMMER 2027
in SINNERS 2
and
GLINDA
will return
SUMMER 2027
in SINNERS 2
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
This is a natural time to plug my Sinners/Wicked double-feature concept: Sinked.
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ELPHABA
and
GLINDA
will return
SUMMER 2027
in SINNERS 2
and
GLINDA
will return
SUMMER 2027
in SINNERS 2
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
ELPHABA
and
GLINDA
will return
SUMMER 2027
in SINNERS 2
and
GLINDA
will return
SUMMER 2027
in SINNERS 2
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Could you imagine playing in the World Cup and your team is designated to the Stillwater, Oklahoma, Holiday Inn as opposed to a resort in Cancun?
November 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Could you imagine playing in the World Cup and your team is designated to the Stillwater, Oklahoma, Holiday Inn as opposed to a resort in Cancun?
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Still waiting on Tacoma Defiance roster announcements, but my understanding is they will be looking for a new head coach. Longtime assistant Mike Morris, who was expected to get the job, has joined Marko Mitrovic’s staff with New England Revolution. He had coached with Mitrovic at U20 World Cup.
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Still waiting on Tacoma Defiance roster announcements, but my understanding is they will be looking for a new head coach. Longtime assistant Mike Morris, who was expected to get the job, has joined Marko Mitrovic’s staff with New England Revolution. He had coached with Mitrovic at U20 World Cup.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
We’re running a Black Friday deal that is good through Dec. 1. We’re offering 20% off our two most popular membership plans:
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- Backer (normally $30): sounderatheartcom.outpost.pub/public/promo...
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Based on recent history, we’ve got about 6 months before the turkeys pardoned by Trump get arrested for possession of CSA materials
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Based on recent history, we’ve got about 6 months before the turkeys pardoned by Trump get arrested for possession of CSA materials
I know the second half of this isn’t true, so I’m going to assume the first half isn’t either
I support Trans rights as much as anyone but it's an electoral loser. It helps Republicans who are ok with shooting trans.
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I know the second half of this isn’t true, so I’m going to assume the first half isn’t either