Tim Marcin
@timmarcin.bsky.social
Spiritually, I am at Margaritaville. Professionally, I am at Mashable.
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Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Grok please jangle some shiny keys in front of my face. Nuance level zero
yes, im aware things like this happen to people every day but what you dont understand is it happened to ME and it's different
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
yes, im aware things like this happen to people every day but what you dont understand is it happened to ME and it's different
pretty sure the chair company is the best show on tv and it also makes me so uncomfortable it’s hard to watch
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
pretty sure the chair company is the best show on tv and it also makes me so uncomfortable it’s hard to watch
truly unreal the eagles found a way to lose that game
November 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
truly unreal the eagles found a way to lose that game
cowboys will win by a safety don’t worry
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
cowboys will win by a safety don’t worry
goooooood lord come on lol
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
goooooood lord come on lol
eagles blowing this game is perfect
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
eagles blowing this game is perfect
been eating healthier lately and today i was hungry and i ate an apple i got from the farmer's market and it tasted really fucking good all sweet and crisp and refreshing and it was so goddamn annoying
November 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
been eating healthier lately and today i was hungry and i ate an apple i got from the farmer's market and it tasted really fucking good all sweet and crisp and refreshing and it was so goddamn annoying
have a little free time coming up and i think ill use it to write The Great American novel. it's about a guy and he's sad sometimes.
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
have a little free time coming up and i think ill use it to write The Great American novel. it's about a guy and he's sad sometimes.
getting "baby dont worry it's not a worm" tattooed in tiny script across my knuckles
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
getting "baby dont worry it's not a worm" tattooed in tiny script across my knuckles
ol*via n*zzi is a real one because she loved the worm
I sometimes wonder if I had a worm in my brain that was controlling my behavior if my wife was in love me or the worm.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
ol*via n*zzi is a real one because she loved the worm
let big dom call the offense at this point
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
let big dom call the offense at this point
picturing mike lombardi typing this up on a typewriter, telling bill it’s a genius master stroke
Bill Belichick: “I have not and will not pursue any NFL head coaching vacancies.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
picturing mike lombardi typing this up on a typewriter, telling bill it’s a genius master stroke
love that this dude, an elite dual nepo baby, somehow has a beat reporting on "power and privilege" which effectively seems to amount to drinking cocktails with the Big Club we're all not in. to be fair, a good beat for a dual nepo.
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
love that this dude, an elite dual nepo baby, somehow has a beat reporting on "power and privilege" which effectively seems to amount to drinking cocktails with the Big Club we're all not in. to be fair, a good beat for a dual nepo.
not be a new york city elitist but...to be a new york city elitist... the fact that i have, idk, maybe ten of these places within a half mile walk is maybe the best argument for the cost of living being worth it
My kingdom for restaurant that's not trendy, not owned by a "restaurant group," with a good chef, local suppliers, and enough seats at the bar that you never wait more than 10 minutes.
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
not be a new york city elitist but...to be a new york city elitist... the fact that i have, idk, maybe ten of these places within a half mile walk is maybe the best argument for the cost of living being worth it
when super rich dudes in the Big Club talk about how they work 19 hour days, this is what they mean, sending 'much to consider' emails to their idiot pals in the Club
why are these guys sending so many fucking emails
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 PM
when super rich dudes in the Big Club talk about how they work 19 hour days, this is what they mean, sending 'much to consider' emails to their idiot pals in the Club
HOW did i fail the california bar exam, i did EVERYTHING right!! such as consulting my cadre of psychics and asking the chatbot that lies for the answers
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
HOW did i fail the california bar exam, i did EVERYTHING right!! such as consulting my cadre of psychics and asking the chatbot that lies for the answers
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this is the worst night of my life
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
this is the worst night of my life
i get this but i also think football writers are soooo prone to the “football genius” narrative because it’s fun! and it flatters the writers to be Smarter Than their audience. but a head coach is mostly a manager. so many boy geniuses have flamed out with some sick plays in their back pocket.
it would be against too many things i believe to be true about this sport for me to say a guy who has been an inch away from two super bowl rings in a very short amount of time isn’t one of the best coaches in some manner
and then you see him just do something like that
and then you see him just do something like that
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
i get this but i also think football writers are soooo prone to the “football genius” narrative because it’s fun! and it flatters the writers to be Smarter Than their audience. but a head coach is mostly a manager. so many boy geniuses have flamed out with some sick plays in their back pocket.
i love the eagles but honestly if i were aj brown id want out, too. he’s a top 5 wide receiver totally underused. he was a key part in getting a ring and if he wants to be in the HOF this offense is letting him down. and** the team would be 100 percent better getting him touches.
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i love the eagles but honestly if i were aj brown id want out, too. he’s a top 5 wide receiver totally underused. he was a key part in getting a ring and if he wants to be in the HOF this offense is letting him down. and** the team would be 100 percent better getting him touches.
soft tush push cowards lose
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
soft tush push cowards lose
this game will somehow go to overtime
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
this game will somehow go to overtime
jaelan phillips immediately making everyone curse howie roseman
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
jaelan phillips immediately making everyone curse howie roseman
where’s the complaining about that dirty play by parsons? since we’re all now sticklers on slow-no false stats
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
where’s the complaining about that dirty play by parsons? since we’re all now sticklers on slow-no false stats
sirianni and patullo talking play calls on third and long
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
sirianni and patullo talking play calls on third and long