Rob Cee
@therobcee.bsky.social
Have a heart, artichoke.
Scranton, PA
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Rob Cee
@therobcee.bsky.social
· May 22
Pleased to report that I have, just recently, imagined all the people.
The answer, my friend, IS blowing in the wind. But why stop there? Blow on a sunny day, in the fog, during a monsoon... Blow all you can.
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The answer, my friend, IS blowing in the wind. But why stop there? Blow on a sunny day, in the fog, during a monsoon... Blow all you can.
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Sorry I called lobsters "water scorpions."
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Sorry I called lobsters "water scorpions."
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making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
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I know what you did last summer.
It was macrame, and in all honesty, it was pretty good.
It was macrame, and in all honesty, it was pretty good.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I know what you did last summer.
It was macrame, and in all honesty, it was pretty good.
It was macrame, and in all honesty, it was pretty good.
Kentucky is what happens when West Virginia fucks Tennessee.
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Kentucky is what happens when West Virginia fucks Tennessee.
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Frantically deleting all my negative posts about The Hamburglar after I get a job at McDonald’s
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Frantically deleting all my negative posts about The Hamburglar after I get a job at McDonald’s
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ANIMAL CONTROL: the hell were you thinking??
ME: what? Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic
ANIMAL CONTROL: you released ostriches
ME: what? Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic
ANIMAL CONTROL: you released ostriches
June 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
ANIMAL CONTROL: the hell were you thinking??
ME: what? Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic
ANIMAL CONTROL: you released ostriches
ME: what? Releasing birds at a wedding is romantic
ANIMAL CONTROL: you released ostriches
Paul Stanley & Gene Simmons succeeded so quickly in music that it makes you wonder if it was Kissmet.
November 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Paul Stanley & Gene Simmons succeeded so quickly in music that it makes you wonder if it was Kissmet.
Looking back, I think my hip-hop career really took off when I dropped a diss track on Noam Chomsky.
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Looking back, I think my hip-hop career really took off when I dropped a diss track on Noam Chomsky.
Hittin' on the BK drive thru lady cuz she smell like chicken fries.
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hittin' on the BK drive thru lady cuz she smell like chicken fries.
Looking forward to the arrival of Cadbury's Turkey Creme Eggs in stores this week. That's right: It's a milk chocolate egg filled with mashed potato creme and a splash of turkey drippings. Happy Thanksgiving, indeed!
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Looking forward to the arrival of Cadbury's Turkey Creme Eggs in stores this week. That's right: It's a milk chocolate egg filled with mashed potato creme and a splash of turkey drippings. Happy Thanksgiving, indeed!
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sure sex is great but have you ever plugged in a usb the first time
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
sure sex is great but have you ever plugged in a usb the first time
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Australian girls will ask you to go “up over.”
November 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Australian girls will ask you to go “up over.”
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me on deathbed: a squatty potty but for pissing
my kids: you sit down on it?
me: *shakes my head no before dying*
my kids: you sit down on it?
me: *shakes my head no before dying*
November 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
me on deathbed: a squatty potty but for pissing
my kids: you sit down on it?
me: *shakes my head no before dying*
my kids: you sit down on it?
me: *shakes my head no before dying*
The most exciting part of November is the first of the month, when every Spirit Halloween location changes over into a Spirit Thanksgiving.
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The most exciting part of November is the first of the month, when every Spirit Halloween location changes over into a Spirit Thanksgiving.
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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
November 18, 2023 at 3:39 PM
ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
I know what you did last summer.
It was macrame, and in all honesty, it was pretty good.
It was macrame, and in all honesty, it was pretty good.
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I know what you did last summer.
It was macrame, and in all honesty, it was pretty good.
It was macrame, and in all honesty, it was pretty good.
Sorry I called lobsters "water scorpions."
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Sorry I called lobsters "water scorpions."
Bob Dylan, stepping into the shower, then quickly stepping out again because he forgot to take the harmonica thing off of his neck.
November 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Bob Dylan, stepping into the shower, then quickly stepping out again because he forgot to take the harmonica thing off of his neck.
Lost my job as a gravedigger for using my own height as a reference. Somehow, all my “six-foot” graves were later discovered to be 5'11".
November 14, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Lost my job as a gravedigger for using my own height as a reference. Somehow, all my “six-foot” graves were later discovered to be 5'11".
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If you’re ever wondering if something will happen in America, just ask yourself “Will this make rich people even richer?” If the answer is no, then that thing will not happen.
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If you’re ever wondering if something will happen in America, just ask yourself “Will this make rich people even richer?” If the answer is no, then that thing will not happen.
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
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Briefly considered posting something political and topical but then I got the idea for ‘Moon Rustlers’, a series of novellas in which a lone cowboy named Colton McKittrick melts down silver bullets into gauntlets so he can punch werewolves to death.
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Briefly considered posting something political and topical but then I got the idea for ‘Moon Rustlers’, a series of novellas in which a lone cowboy named Colton McKittrick melts down silver bullets into gauntlets so he can punch werewolves to death.
Many "American Psychos" can trace their ancestry to immigrants who came through Bret Easton Ellis Island.
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Many "American Psychos" can trace their ancestry to immigrants who came through Bret Easton Ellis Island.
The worst part of standing accused of something is the whole "standing' part. As a middle-aged man with gimpy knees, I would much rather sit accused.
November 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The worst part of standing accused of something is the whole "standing' part. As a middle-aged man with gimpy knees, I would much rather sit accused.