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Gonna be honest I don't think r/soupenthusiasts is the place for you if you're asking stupid questions like this. Maybe try r/lilsoupbabies
December 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 10:03 AM
[naming and customizing my XCOM soldier] my precious child, my shining hero. let's save the world together

[watching them fight] you idiot. you dickass moron
December 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Zootopia (2016)

TRIVIA

i could fix the racist sheep. i would show her the error of her ways

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December 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
my friend andrew is a skinamarink and he says they NEVER take the toilets like in the movie - that was just added to make it scarier? messed up
December 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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interesting things going on at the klan site
December 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
trying to play borderlands 3 and i forgot how much stuff they put in the way of "shoot stuff, get better guns", the only thing i want to do
December 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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you guys are all missing the point with avatar. the real “way of water” is buying a bidet for your home.
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Crow Country is 50% off in the Steam Winter Sale! 🐦‍⬛❄️

Every copy sold, stream, video, piece of fanart or recommendation to friends or followers helps Adam and me make our next game, and hopefully another after that!

store.steampowered.com/app/1996010/...
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
oh hell yeah BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3 soundtrack is finally on streaming tidal.com/album/484864...
Djalma Joe - BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3/AVIÃOZINHO DO TRÁFICO 3
Listen to BRAZILIAN DRUG DEALER 3/AVIÃOZINHO DO TRÁFICO 3 on TIDAL
tidal.com
December 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN NEXT TO ME ON PLANE: that music you’re listening to at max volume in your headphones sounds really interesting, what is it?

ME: heh, it’s called “Infinity Rage” and it’s from Hajimari no Kiseki, but you might know it as Trails into Reverie

HER: wow
December 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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When the polite, cultured Dr. Pepper consumes a special draught, he turns into the brutish, monstrous Mr. Pibb.
December 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Sometimes you see a product that is so intriguing that you have to try it.
December 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Skinamarink celebrating Christmas by disappearing the fireplace and putting the presents on the ceiling. Fuck those kids
December 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
gotta watch it every year
December 25, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
December 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
🎵 hit it from orbit 'til the atmosphere's great 🎵
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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ain't no fuckin way
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?

Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM