CallMeMort
@themortimersnerd.bsky.social
Every accusation is a confession!
Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun
But mama, that's where the fun is!
“Those who forget history are condemned to repeat it”
Sourdough and Scuba,
Slava Ukraini
Proud Democrat!
Mama always told me not to look into the eyes of the sun
But mama, that's where the fun is!
“Those who forget history are condemned to repeat it”
Sourdough and Scuba,
Slava Ukraini
Proud Democrat!
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This was my late wife’s apple pie recipe. It has never failed to be absolutely delicious or beloved by everyone. (Recipe is also in alt text if you want to copy/paste.)
November 15, 2023 at 3:49 PM
This was my late wife’s apple pie recipe. It has never failed to be absolutely delicious or beloved by everyone. (Recipe is also in alt text if you want to copy/paste.)
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November 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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And just WHERE ARE the Epstein files? I was promised…by the President of the United States, no less.
November 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
And just WHERE ARE the Epstein files? I was promised…by the President of the United States, no less.
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🚨🚨We Ain’t Buying It🚨🚨
Good Trouble lives. 1/2
Good Trouble lives. 1/2
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
🚨🚨We Ain’t Buying It🚨🚨
Good Trouble lives. 1/2
Good Trouble lives. 1/2
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Trump never had a fan base.
He had an army of bots who sold his racism and misogyny and xenophobia to uneducated Americans who took voting advice from bald eagle profiles posting Tweets from Eastern Europe.
It’s as stupid as it sounds.
He had an army of bots who sold his racism and misogyny and xenophobia to uneducated Americans who took voting advice from bald eagle profiles posting Tweets from Eastern Europe.
It’s as stupid as it sounds.
November 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Trump never had a fan base.
He had an army of bots who sold his racism and misogyny and xenophobia to uneducated Americans who took voting advice from bald eagle profiles posting Tweets from Eastern Europe.
It’s as stupid as it sounds.
He had an army of bots who sold his racism and misogyny and xenophobia to uneducated Americans who took voting advice from bald eagle profiles posting Tweets from Eastern Europe.
It’s as stupid as it sounds.
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Trump has repeatedly claimed that gas prices have fallen, are at $2 per gallon, and are the lowest in two decades. Not surprisingly, he’s lying. The national average for regular gas stands at $3.055 today, almost exactly the same as $3.056 a year ago under President Biden, according to AAA. ⛽️
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Trump has repeatedly claimed that gas prices have fallen, are at $2 per gallon, and are the lowest in two decades. Not surprisingly, he’s lying. The national average for regular gas stands at $3.055 today, almost exactly the same as $3.056 a year ago under President Biden, according to AAA. ⛽️
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Astronaut. Navy captain. Combat veteran. Public servant. If Mark Kelly isn't your definition of an American hero, it's time to get a new dictionary.
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Astronaut. Navy captain. Combat veteran. Public servant. If Mark Kelly isn't your definition of an American hero, it's time to get a new dictionary.
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To make you smile
(warning: dad joke)
(warning: dad joke)
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
To make you smile
(warning: dad joke)
(warning: dad joke)
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my account is like if bluesky was a town and i'm a townie
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
my account is like if bluesky was a town and i'm a townie
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It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Can someone explain to me why it takes 30 days to release the Epstein files, when a few months ago they didn’t even exist?
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Can someone explain to me why it takes 30 days to release the Epstein files, when a few months ago they didn’t even exist?
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I’ve been fighting for ALL children since my childhood. Not 1 asks to be born. I don’t believe 1 child would choose to be here had a higher power explained MAGA & Trump’s America. NO Child born Red, Blue or Purple Deserves this America! Vote for them! youtu.be/nydUgAr3xek?... go.bsky.app/QPfKVUB
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I’ve been fighting for ALL children since my childhood. Not 1 asks to be born. I don’t believe 1 child would choose to be here had a higher power explained MAGA & Trump’s America. NO Child born Red, Blue or Purple Deserves this America! Vote for them! youtu.be/nydUgAr3xek?... go.bsky.app/QPfKVUB
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“Home Deport”.
$HD
$HD
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 PM
“Home Deport”.
$HD
$HD
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Zohran Mamdani walked into the Oval Office with strength, without betraying his own values or beliefs, and had trump eating out of his hand, defending and praising him, even saying it's OK to call him a fascist.
Gave up nothing.
Gained respect.
Absolute masterclass.
Gave up nothing.
Gained respect.
Absolute masterclass.
November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Zohran Mamdani walked into the Oval Office with strength, without betraying his own values or beliefs, and had trump eating out of his hand, defending and praising him, even saying it's OK to call him a fascist.
Gave up nothing.
Gained respect.
Absolute masterclass.
Gave up nothing.
Gained respect.
Absolute masterclass.
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Early morning silliness, Part II #dogsofbluesky #dogs
November 21, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Early morning silliness, Part II #dogsofbluesky #dogs
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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I don’t want to brag but the stupid we’ve seen this week feels next level
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I don’t want to brag but the stupid we’ve seen this week feels next level
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Trump rolls out the red carpet for MBS, a man the CIA says ordered a journalist’s murder, yet the GOP calls Zohran Mamdani - a democratically elected mayor and son of refugees - the real threat. Their fear isn’t foreign influence. It’s democracy itself. Read more: www.facebook.com/share/p/1BRw...
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Trump rolls out the red carpet for MBS, a man the CIA says ordered a journalist’s murder, yet the GOP calls Zohran Mamdani - a democratically elected mayor and son of refugees - the real threat. Their fear isn’t foreign influence. It’s democracy itself. Read more: www.facebook.com/share/p/1BRw...
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“If you’re quiet now, you would’ve been quiet in 1940.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:44 AM
“If you’re quiet now, you would’ve been quiet in 1940.”
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A message from the leader of the frog resistance
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A message from the leader of the frog resistance
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I give NO quarter to ANY politician!
NO politician deserves to be worshipped into infinity!
If you’re a Dem who is a dick, pedo, corporate shill, diet MAGA, warmonger, AIPAC-owned, genocide apologist, clandestine Repub, liar, unethical, lacking integrity, self serving opportunist - FUCK OFF!
NO politician deserves to be worshipped into infinity!
If you’re a Dem who is a dick, pedo, corporate shill, diet MAGA, warmonger, AIPAC-owned, genocide apologist, clandestine Repub, liar, unethical, lacking integrity, self serving opportunist - FUCK OFF!
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I give NO quarter to ANY politician!
NO politician deserves to be worshipped into infinity!
If you’re a Dem who is a dick, pedo, corporate shill, diet MAGA, warmonger, AIPAC-owned, genocide apologist, clandestine Repub, liar, unethical, lacking integrity, self serving opportunist - FUCK OFF!
NO politician deserves to be worshipped into infinity!
If you’re a Dem who is a dick, pedo, corporate shill, diet MAGA, warmonger, AIPAC-owned, genocide apologist, clandestine Repub, liar, unethical, lacking integrity, self serving opportunist - FUCK OFF!