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Manny Goldstein
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Based on a true story

*People’s Front of Judea*
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"Look. don't provoke Trump and his circle, else they will invoke the Insurrection Act."

Trump and his circle want to invoke the Insurrection Act anyway, one way or another. Just a question of how and when.

Appeasing them ain't going to work.
January 15, 2026 at 5:25 PM
QTP with your favorite Jedi!
(wrong answers only)
January 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I saw this pass by my face while doomscrolling the other day and it has just fucking haunted me ever since. I spend more time thinking about it than finishing those 17 projects I have on the… oh. Oh.
January 14, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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This is the first time Scott Adams made me laugh.
January 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I’ve wound up with more funky but entirely useless navigational devices that way.
a sextant and a sex tent are two different things so make sure to clarify before ordering
January 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I honestly can’t tell you which shaker I relate to more.
January 6, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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“Are you worried about juvenile crime and immigration?”
January 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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fucking cowards all
That didn't last long.

"A few hours later, Hilton followed up with an updated statement, saying 'We have been in direct contact with the hotel, and they have apologized for the actions of their team, which was not in keeping with their policies...'"
Hilton Hotel That Refused DHS Reservations Backpedals
The hotel told 404 Media in a statement “We are in touch with the impacted guests to ensure they are accommodated.”
www.404media.co
January 5, 2026 at 11:24 PM
January 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Of course it does.
Pisces: Against impossible odds, this year looks even worse for you.
January 4, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Pretty petty

Murdoch rag immediately identifies luxury piece of footwear in snide Imelda-Marcos level irony
New York Post looks normal
January 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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You know I suppose there's an outside chance that those people who think you have to be born in Britain to be British have not thought it through ... because they're too busy being racist to think
December 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Pizza, Friends, Boobs.

All three of those work for me. Make it so, Magic Word Find.
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026:

Butter, Pizza, Friend
December 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Make a Bond movie casual

Diamonds are expensive
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Just say Jew already. This is getting tiresome
December 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Make a Bond movie casual.

Casino Quarter Pounder
Make a Bond movie casual.

Goldchat.
Make a Bond movie casual.

Diamonds are for Whenever.
December 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Hope you had a lovely Christmas and the presents were thoughtful.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field with the words whats in the box behind him
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in a field with the words whats in the box behind him
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Search your first name then 'glamour shot' and post a
photo

(Not as bad as I was afraid it would be)
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Well deserved praise for how Australia is run. They didn't even mention that they have a $20,000 political donation cap.
Take the money out of politics and it starts working for you.
December 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sadly, the amount stolen, while worth $3000CAD retail, only consisted of one pack of lunchmeat and a box of expired Ritz crackers.
December 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hope
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I am without words as to how sad this makes me. What an unbelievable loss to all of us. Rest in peace, Sir Tom.

www.cbc.ca/news/enterta...
Tom Stoppard, lauded playwright and Oscar-winning screenwriter of Shakespeare in Love, dead at 88 | CBC News
British playwright Sir Tom Stoppard, who won an Academy Award for the screenplay for 1998’s Shakespeare In Love, has died. He was 88.
www.cbc.ca
December 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Last night’s moment of happy joy with my children in between Australian horror and this morning’s sad tragedy in LA.

Happy Hanukkah and Chag Sameach.

But could the world just fuck off with its cruelty for a day or two?
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Me, trying to explain Star Trek transporter technology to people…
* extremely Carol in Pluribus voice * That's not your dead grandmother.
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
December 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Picture of the staff who operate this BlueSky account
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM