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Formerly on tumblr, and that other site that shall not be named.
NSFW at least some of the time. Re posting your spicy locker room pictures/vids.
NSFW at least some of the time. Re posting your spicy locker room pictures/vids.
Current mood.
a picture of a woman with a quote that says i do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this .
ALT: a picture of a woman with a quote that says i do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Current mood.
I prefer to provide a more artisanal experience for any of you interested in a second option.
The all 4s trend is making me want to eat all your asses in an assembly line 
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I prefer to provide a more artisanal experience for any of you interested in a second option.
*Spoiler warning re:Wicked*. A person complaining about people spoiling Wicked points out that not everyone gets to see Broadway plays... which is a fair argument. He blocked me for pointing out that the book is 30 years old. For the love of God don't watch the Wizard of Oz (1939) on Thursday.❄️
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
*Spoiler warning re:Wicked*. A person complaining about people spoiling Wicked points out that not everyone gets to see Broadway plays... which is a fair argument. He blocked me for pointing out that the book is 30 years old. For the love of God don't watch the Wizard of Oz (1939) on Thursday.❄️
This is what deeply closeted cries for help look like. This dude just wants to be called a "good boy" by his daddy bear top.
MAGA is such a stupid, damaged cult.
They say the most ridiculous, embarrassing nonsense.
They all need therapy.
They say the most ridiculous, embarrassing nonsense.
They all need therapy.
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This is what deeply closeted cries for help look like. This dude just wants to be called a "good boy" by his daddy bear top.
Who was your first porn crush?
Jake Tanner and Ed Dinakos. While they both definitely fit the mold of gay porn star, neither is really my type any more. I was deeply influenced by my first boyf, who was a bodybuilder himself and had a physique not unlike these two.
Jake Tanner and Ed Dinakos. While they both definitely fit the mold of gay porn star, neither is really my type any more. I was deeply influenced by my first boyf, who was a bodybuilder himself and had a physique not unlike these two.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Who was your first porn crush?
Jake Tanner and Ed Dinakos. While they both definitely fit the mold of gay porn star, neither is really my type any more. I was deeply influenced by my first boyf, who was a bodybuilder himself and had a physique not unlike these two.
Jake Tanner and Ed Dinakos. While they both definitely fit the mold of gay porn star, neither is really my type any more. I was deeply influenced by my first boyf, who was a bodybuilder himself and had a physique not unlike these two.
Following the procedure someone is going to have 207 bones in his body. #halloween #letsplaydoctor
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Following the procedure someone is going to have 207 bones in his body. #halloween #letsplaydoctor
I've seen this picture previously and I did think "What in the Benoit Blanc is this nonsense?"
If you picture in your mind what "Quirky French detective who investigates high-profile art theft" looks like you'll be pleased to know that you got it EXACTLY correct.
October 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I've seen this picture previously and I did think "What in the Benoit Blanc is this nonsense?"
I sat down in the hot tub this evening after setting my cocktail down out of reach. The struggle is moist.
October 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I sat down in the hot tub this evening after setting my cocktail down out of reach. The struggle is moist.
In blue states where Trump owns golf courses local governments need to erect wind turbines in clear view of these spaces.
Trump like to create chaos to keep normal people off balance. Its time we introduce some chaos into his life.
Trump like to create chaos to keep normal people off balance. Its time we introduce some chaos into his life.
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 AM
In blue states where Trump owns golf courses local governments need to erect wind turbines in clear view of these spaces.
Trump like to create chaos to keep normal people off balance. Its time we introduce some chaos into his life.
Trump like to create chaos to keep normal people off balance. Its time we introduce some chaos into his life.
Tell me you've never read the bible without telling me that you've never read the bible.
"Whaaaa! Whaaaa! How can I possibly be a Christian when the head of my denomination talks like its namesake?"
October 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Tell me you've never read the bible without telling me that you've never read the bible.
Vacation is just two weeks away. I can't wait to ignore the American political hellscape for a couple weeks while naked in the sun, drunk by a pool.
See you on Arenas for Halloween. The Toolshed or Palm Springs Leather Pride, and all over PSP for Pride.
See you on Arenas for Halloween. The Toolshed or Palm Springs Leather Pride, and all over PSP for Pride.
October 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Vacation is just two weeks away. I can't wait to ignore the American political hellscape for a couple weeks while naked in the sun, drunk by a pool.
See you on Arenas for Halloween. The Toolshed or Palm Springs Leather Pride, and all over PSP for Pride.
See you on Arenas for Halloween. The Toolshed or Palm Springs Leather Pride, and all over PSP for Pride.
I want to believe it's perfectly normal to salivate when I see a guy with fat nipples.
October 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I want to believe it's perfectly normal to salivate when I see a guy with fat nipples.
Hate to make everything about Andor but this is exactly Stephen Miller's plan.
Keep dancing in the street inflatable customed Portlandians.
#wearetheGhor #thegalaxyiswatching
Keep dancing in the street inflatable customed Portlandians.
#wearetheGhor #thegalaxyiswatching
Star Wars Andor 2025 Dedra Meero and Orson Krennic Have a Talk Scene 1080p
YouTube video by StarWars Clips
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October 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Hate to make everything about Andor but this is exactly Stephen Miller's plan.
Keep dancing in the street inflatable customed Portlandians.
#wearetheGhor #thegalaxyiswatching
Keep dancing in the street inflatable customed Portlandians.
#wearetheGhor #thegalaxyiswatching
Maarva's monologue ends with Brasso kicking the imperial officer in the chest. In the ensuing melee he uses Maarva's funeral stone to bash some random combatant. The stone is literally made of Maarva, so in the end she does fight. #andor #fucktheempire
Andor | Maarva Andor’s Monologue | Disney+
YouTube video by Star Wars
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October 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Maarva's monologue ends with Brasso kicking the imperial officer in the chest. In the ensuing melee he uses Maarva's funeral stone to bash some random combatant. The stone is literally made of Maarva, so in the end she does fight. #andor #fucktheempire
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Weeks before his death, you say?
Julius Caesar was the first Roman to put his own living face on coins, weeks before his death. It is one of the deepest cultural signifiers of something autocracies do and republics do not.
“Render unto Caesar.” A practice so notoriously arrogant Jesus himself dunked on it with snarky wordplay.
“Render unto Caesar.” A practice so notoriously arrogant Jesus himself dunked on it with snarky wordplay.
Treasury Department Has Plans To Mint Dollar Coin Featuring Donald Trump's Likeness | Defector
The United States Department of the Treasury has developed, to the brink of production, a dollar coin that features the face and likeness of President Donald Trump, according to a source within the Tr...
defector.com
October 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Weeks before his death, you say?
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Same, but I'm headed to the couch.
October 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Same, but I'm headed to the couch.
Heh, it's a good thing we didn't elect Harris. She almost certainly would have done worse, right?
BREAKING — U.S. Vetoes Gaza Ceasefire Resolution For ‘Failing’ To Adequately ‘Condemn Hamas’
The United States has again vetoed a UN Security Council resolution demanding an immediate, permanent ceasefire in Gaza and the release of captives — its sixth veto since the war began...
The United States has again vetoed a UN Security Council resolution demanding an immediate, permanent ceasefire in Gaza and the release of captives — its sixth veto since the war began...
September 19, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Heh, it's a good thing we didn't elect Harris. She almost certainly would have done worse, right?
I believe I'll be cancelling my Disney account immediately... As soon as I figure out how.
Joking aside, the media oligarchs have collectively abandoned their role in protecting America from fascism. The people need to prepare to strike. The Billionaires exist at our pleasure.
Joking aside, the media oligarchs have collectively abandoned their role in protecting America from fascism. The people need to prepare to strike. The Billionaires exist at our pleasure.
September 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I believe I'll be cancelling my Disney account immediately... As soon as I figure out how.
Joking aside, the media oligarchs have collectively abandoned their role in protecting America from fascism. The people need to prepare to strike. The Billionaires exist at our pleasure.
Joking aside, the media oligarchs have collectively abandoned their role in protecting America from fascism. The people need to prepare to strike. The Billionaires exist at our pleasure.
How do we arrange a National strike? I think it's time we start planning one.
September 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
How do we arrange a National strike? I think it's time we start planning one.
"Fuck RFK Jr, that worm-piloted pleather ballbag of pestilence and stupidity."
-John Scalzi
-John Scalzi
September 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"Fuck RFK Jr, that worm-piloted pleather ballbag of pestilence and stupidity."
-John Scalzi
-John Scalzi
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"Reality is super-inconvenient, y'all!!!"
September 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"Reality is super-inconvenient, y'all!!!"
