The Locker Room
@thelockerroom.bsky.social
Formerly on tumblr, and that other site that shall not be named.
NSFW at least some of the time. Re posting your spicy locker room pictures/vids.
NSFW at least some of the time. Re posting your spicy locker room pictures/vids.
*Spoiler warning re:Wicked*. A person complaining about people spoiling Wicked points out that not everyone gets to see Broadway plays... which is a fair argument. He blocked me for pointing out that the book is 30 years old. For the love of God don't watch the Wizard of Oz (1939) on Thursday.❄️
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
*Spoiler warning re:Wicked*. A person complaining about people spoiling Wicked points out that not everyone gets to see Broadway plays... which is a fair argument. He blocked me for pointing out that the book is 30 years old. For the love of God don't watch the Wizard of Oz (1939) on Thursday.❄️
Who was your first porn crush?
Jake Tanner and Ed Dinakos. While they both definitely fit the mold of gay porn star, neither is really my type any more. I was deeply influenced by my first boyf, who was a bodybuilder himself and had a physique not unlike these two.
Jake Tanner and Ed Dinakos. While they both definitely fit the mold of gay porn star, neither is really my type any more. I was deeply influenced by my first boyf, who was a bodybuilder himself and had a physique not unlike these two.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Who was your first porn crush?
Jake Tanner and Ed Dinakos. While they both definitely fit the mold of gay porn star, neither is really my type any more. I was deeply influenced by my first boyf, who was a bodybuilder himself and had a physique not unlike these two.
Jake Tanner and Ed Dinakos. While they both definitely fit the mold of gay porn star, neither is really my type any more. I was deeply influenced by my first boyf, who was a bodybuilder himself and had a physique not unlike these two.
Following the procedure someone is going to have 207 bones in his body. #halloween #letsplaydoctor
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Following the procedure someone is going to have 207 bones in his body. #halloween #letsplaydoctor
I sat down in the hot tub this evening after setting my cocktail down out of reach. The struggle is moist.
October 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I sat down in the hot tub this evening after setting my cocktail down out of reach. The struggle is moist.
This is as close as I'm going to get to Only Fans.
July 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This is as close as I'm going to get to Only Fans.
Yeah, people are all about Orc-porn, but my money is on the Orions.
July 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Yeah, people are all about Orc-porn, but my money is on the Orions.
Hey, what do you know. It does make the tree look taller.
July 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hey, what do you know. It does make the tree look taller.
Post brick laying in 90+ degree heat.
June 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Post brick laying in 90+ degree heat.
As seen at Columbus Pride.
June 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
As seen at Columbus Pride.
May the 4th be with you.
May 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
May the 4th be with you.
This picture was momentarily tumblr famous, and was taken there.
My husband is not the warm cuddly type everyone imagines him to be.
My husband is not the warm cuddly type everyone imagines him to be.
May 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
This picture was momentarily tumblr famous, and was taken there.
My husband is not the warm cuddly type everyone imagines him to be.
My husband is not the warm cuddly type everyone imagines him to be.
This is not an advert for Desert Paradise, but I have stayed there on a number of occasions.
May 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This is not an advert for Desert Paradise, but I have stayed there on a number of occasions.
Random vacation photos of nothing much: lenticular clouds, how do y'all take pictures in airplane heads, my phone is keeping the sun off meh junk.
April 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Random vacation photos of nothing much: lenticular clouds, how do y'all take pictures in airplane heads, my phone is keeping the sun off meh junk.
I made it to Palm Springs relatively intact. I was just taking a soak before bed...(Yes it's only 9:30, but I'm still on EST and I didn't sleep last night.) when I noticed that I didn't have hair on the bottom quarter of my leg.
April 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I made it to Palm Springs relatively intact. I was just taking a soak before bed...(Yes it's only 9:30, but I'm still on EST and I didn't sleep last night.) when I noticed that I didn't have hair on the bottom quarter of my leg.
Packed and ready for a vacation, but first some hot tub time.
April 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Packed and ready for a vacation, but first some hot tub time.
I want to welcome all muscle gays and powerlifting bears to Columbus for The Arnold.
Here's your complimentary bingo card.
Here's your complimentary bingo card.
March 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I want to welcome all muscle gays and powerlifting bears to Columbus for The Arnold.
Here's your complimentary bingo card.
Here's your complimentary bingo card.
Watching the last game of the season with my football viewing buddy. Go Bucks!
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Watching the last game of the season with my football viewing buddy. Go Bucks!
