cynical commie cat
@theillegalsegal.bsky.social
reefer and communism
also music and code and jokes
profile: close up of cat face with green eyes
banner: two teenagers standing on old televisions with imposed text “we are all god’s children and he left us in a hot car”
also music and code and jokes
profile: close up of cat face with green eyes
banner: two teenagers standing on old televisions with imposed text “we are all god’s children and he left us in a hot car”
07.13.24, like 11.22.63 but instead about teaching young Tommy how to aim properly.
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
07.13.24, like 11.22.63 but instead about teaching young Tommy how to aim properly.
How is everyone missing Willie DustICE
January 12, 2026 at 12:54 AM
How is everyone missing Willie DustICE
Reposted by cynical commie cat
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?
Reposted by cynical commie cat
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Reposted by cynical commie cat
It’s 1990, I’m 1 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2004, I’m 15 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2026, I’m 37 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2004, I’m 15 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2026, I’m 37 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
It’s 1990, I’m 1 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2004, I’m 15 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2026, I’m 37 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2004, I’m 15 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
It’s 2026, I’m 37 years old, and the republican president of the US is attacking a petrol state
Reposted by cynical commie cat
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
Hell just gained another demon, rest in piss Dick
November 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Hell just gained another demon, rest in piss Dick
Reposted by cynical commie cat
Senator Gregor Strasser (D-Maine)
October 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Senator Gregor Strasser (D-Maine)
go to hell Graham
October 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
go to hell Graham
Reposted by cynical commie cat
Implicit in the "enjoy the camps" discourse is that liberals have no intention of doing anything whatsoever about said camps, should it come to that
October 12, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Implicit in the "enjoy the camps" discourse is that liberals have no intention of doing anything whatsoever about said camps, should it come to that
Reposted by cynical commie cat
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time
no comment about the school shooting in Colorado though.
We don’t yet know what motivated the person who shot and killed Charlie Kirk, but this kind of despicable violence has no place in our democracy. Michelle and I will be praying for Charlie’s family tonight, especially his wife Erika and their two young children.
September 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
no comment about the school shooting in Colorado though.
Congratulations to Charlie Kirk on finally becoming a good fascist.
September 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Congratulations to Charlie Kirk on finally becoming a good fascist.
the collapse of the Soviet Union was a tragedy, the collapse of the United States is a farce
September 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
the collapse of the Soviet Union was a tragedy, the collapse of the United States is a farce
Iran has the right to defend itself
June 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Iran has the right to defend itself
I think Josh Hawley sending the PSL a threatening letter is extremely cool actually.
Where you at CPUSA, SAlt, RCP, and DSA?
Where you at CPUSA, SAlt, RCP, and DSA?
June 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I think Josh Hawley sending the PSL a threatening letter is extremely cool actually.
Where you at CPUSA, SAlt, RCP, and DSA?
Where you at CPUSA, SAlt, RCP, and DSA?
Reposted by cynical commie cat
In all fairness hitler did some good things. I am a seriously big fan of the last thing he did.
also Stalin is responsible for the death of millions…of literal nazis.
also Stalin is responsible for the death of millions…of literal nazis.
Well, without Hitler we wouldn't fly to the moon or have nuclear fussion. I see that you're rather picky with your pantheon of historical figures we should be grateful for eternity.
May 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
In all fairness hitler did some good things. I am a seriously big fan of the last thing he did.
also Stalin is responsible for the death of millions…of literal nazis.
also Stalin is responsible for the death of millions…of literal nazis.
baby boomers will be the last americans
April 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
baby boomers will be the last americans
Reposted by cynical commie cat
facebook reels have become incredibly right wing all of a sudden like what
i keep thumbsing the shit down but it just keeps coming
and yes I know facebook reels are lame af.
i keep thumbsing the shit down but it just keeps coming
and yes I know facebook reels are lame af.
February 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
facebook reels have become incredibly right wing all of a sudden like what
i keep thumbsing the shit down but it just keeps coming
and yes I know facebook reels are lame af.
i keep thumbsing the shit down but it just keeps coming
and yes I know facebook reels are lame af.
Reposted by cynical commie cat
Any elected Democrat who looks at the events of the day and communicates “We’ll find ways to work with this” and not “We’re going to fight this” needs to go. I get that they will have to work with it on some practical level, but when Trump is in shock and awe mode, meet the damn moment.
January 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Any elected Democrat who looks at the events of the day and communicates “We’ll find ways to work with this” and not “We’re going to fight this” needs to go. I get that they will have to work with it on some practical level, but when Trump is in shock and awe mode, meet the damn moment.
the legacy of Joe Biden is genocide
January 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
the legacy of Joe Biden is genocide
There’s nothing like spending 3 weeks in Europe to reinforce what a terrible country America is.
January 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
There’s nothing like spending 3 weeks in Europe to reinforce what a terrible country America is.
Reposted by cynical commie cat
It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't
December 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't