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TheFive
@thefive.bsky.social
lutruwita
He/himbo
Huge doofus doing dumb things
Just remembered Bluesky exists!
October 15, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Just remembered Bluesky exists!
March 14, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Just remembered Bluesky exists!
March 14, 2024 at 11:30 PM
The Jan 2 back to work struggle is real.
January 1, 2024 at 10:51 PM
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it's suspicious to me that the temperature of underground is perfect for humans and it's the same year round. we are supposed to be down there
December 28, 2023 at 8:48 PM
Time to Tarantino
October 20, 2023 at 11:09 AM
Cinematic masterpiece.
October 13, 2023 at 10:00 AM
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I’m fundraising for top surgery (a lobotomy)
October 13, 2023 at 8:35 AM
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same, jellyfish, same
September 25, 2023 at 10:53 AM
Do you think it’s time to get new socks?
August 2, 2023 at 11:41 AM
The Ex-bird site
August 1, 2023 at 6:48 AM
Hell yeah, 7 or so and I’ll be rich (in dragonfruit)
July 25, 2023 at 2:42 AM
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Or: the photograph of the Norwegian government oil department celebrating 19 new oil and gas fields with ice creams
July 5, 2023 at 1:10 PM
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The 'hottest day on record' charts were missing something very important!!!
July 5, 2023 at 1:01 PM
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July 4, 2023 at 10:20 PM
Too much head?
July 5, 2023 at 3:46 AM
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JFK (1991) | Director of Photography: Robert Richardson | Director: Oliver Stone | #OnePerfectShot
July 4, 2023 at 3:39 AM
Flock of rabbits at the park
July 4, 2023 at 12:43 PM
Excellent
June 28, 2023 at 11:51 AM
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when you make fun of me on here, this is who you're making fun of
June 26, 2023 at 4:46 AM
Winter sun
June 23, 2023 at 8:05 AM
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I hate Zuckerberg too but that default wii character could beat the brakes off elon any day of the week
June 22, 2023 at 8:01 AM
Feelin ready to post
June 22, 2023 at 9:45 AM
Idk what kinda Bluesky guy I’m gonna be. It’s like starting a new school- I can be *anything*
June 22, 2023 at 8:42 AM