Max Powers
@thefarthest.bsky.social
Contrary to popular belief, I am not a slug
When you have to wait for the next episode of the anime to come out 🫠
January 23, 2026 at 2:48 AM
When you have to wait for the next episode of the anime to come out 🫠
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How dare you say that perverted thing on my perverted post
January 22, 2026 at 10:44 PM
How dare you say that perverted thing on my perverted post
We were sent to Earth to wonder if we are alphas or not
January 22, 2026 at 8:23 PM
We were sent to Earth to wonder if we are alphas or not
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new track from counting crows "an even longer january"
January 22, 2026 at 2:25 PM
new track from counting crows "an even longer january"
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Someone come live the rest of today for me while I be a barnacle.
January 21, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Someone come live the rest of today for me while I be a barnacle.
Is anything even real?
January 20, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Is anything even real?
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someone pls go on a walk for me but send me the health benefits
January 20, 2026 at 2:31 PM
someone pls go on a walk for me but send me the health benefits
Vibrating at the highest possible frequency
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Vibrating at the highest possible frequency
Maybe I can still make it as a belly dancer
January 19, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Maybe I can still make it as a belly dancer
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
Superman: takes glasses off to clean them
Everyone in the room: 🤨🤔😮🧐
Everyone in the room: 🤨🤔😮🧐
January 19, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Superman: takes glasses off to clean them
Everyone in the room: 🤨🤔😮🧐
Everyone in the room: 🤨🤔😮🧐
Best DBZ character: Majin Vegeta
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Best DBZ character: Majin Vegeta
Well, time to walk around the house naked
January 19, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Well, time to walk around the house naked
Idea for a sport:
Two guys just punch each other in the face really hard
-- The guy who invented boxing probably
Two guys just punch each other in the face really hard
-- The guy who invented boxing probably
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Idea for a sport:
Two guys just punch each other in the face really hard
-- The guy who invented boxing probably
Two guys just punch each other in the face really hard
-- The guy who invented boxing probably
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I wonder if dogs would be embarrassed if they knew their buttholes are on show all the time
January 19, 2026 at 6:20 PM
I wonder if dogs would be embarrassed if they knew their buttholes are on show all the time
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Silence is golden. I’m just doing my part.
January 19, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Silence is golden. I’m just doing my part.
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I didn’t not respond. It just got lost among the open tabs in my brain.
January 19, 2026 at 2:05 PM
I didn’t not respond. It just got lost among the open tabs in my brain.
Into the flood again
January 19, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Into the flood again
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So many limp-dick men trying to run the world lol
January 19, 2026 at 1:40 PM
So many limp-dick men trying to run the world lol
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INVENTOR OF ICE CREAM: okay okay i’ll make it jfc everyone just stop screaming
January 19, 2026 at 3:13 PM
INVENTOR OF ICE CREAM: okay okay i’ll make it jfc everyone just stop screaming
Artists are the worst people in the world (I'm an artist)
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Artists are the worst people in the world (I'm an artist)
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When you're scrolling along and see a little more skin than usual on one of your favorite follows 😳😏
January 19, 2026 at 4:55 PM
When you're scrolling along and see a little more skin than usual on one of your favorite follows 😳😏
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You can just say you just finished a workout it doesn't need to be true
January 19, 2026 at 2:01 PM
You can just say you just finished a workout it doesn't need to be true