Jive Turkey Ashley 🦃
@thedazzlingone.bsky.social
Ashley! South side bardbarian librarian. Hot toddy evangelist. Scruffy lookin' nerf herder/LLAP. Your gaucho amiga. It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. she/her. Profile pic by @arideo
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I knew those cowards would leave after the first cold day here
CBS News Exclusive: Gregory Bovino and Border Patrol agents plan to leave Chicago area, sources say.
Gregory Bovino and Border Patrol agents plan to leave Chicago area, sources say
Some Border Patrol agents could soon leave the Chicago area, after taking a leading role in the Trump administration's controversial immigration operations in the nation's third-largest city, officials told CBS News.
cbsn.ws
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I knew those cowards would leave after the first cold day here
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An area that allows you to play just a little bit to remember the controls for when you put a game down and pick it up again months later. Also a short summary of what you’ve done so far.
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
An area that allows you to play just a little bit to remember the controls for when you put a game down and pick it up again months later. Also a short summary of what you’ve done so far.
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The football game is 0-0 at halftime? Damn. That's crazy. Guess not every offense can have the firepower of the Chicago Bears.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The football game is 0-0 at halftime? Damn. That's crazy. Guess not every offense can have the firepower of the Chicago Bears.
I for sure am not joining those jagoffs in the lullaby league!!!!
Idk, I think you’re a little tall for the lollipop guild….
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I for sure am not joining those jagoffs in the lullaby league!!!!
Fairy member of the lollipop guild!
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Fairy member of the lollipop guild!
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"And she's GOT such a long way to GOOOOOOO"
Chased by police, driver covers 173 miles on SoCal freeways before escaping into Mexico
Chased by police, driver covers 173 miles on SoCal freeways before escaping into Mexico
The driver of a stolen van sped through Ventura, Los Angeles, Orange and San Diego counties, eventually driving into Mexico to evade the California Highway Patrol, officials said.
www.latimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"And she's GOT such a long way to GOOOOOOO"
@thewedgeserpent.bsky.social my nemesis literally got his ankle broken today smh
November 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
@thewedgeserpent.bsky.social my nemesis literally got his ankle broken today smh
Lynchburg, VA
Which cities did you have the worst time in?
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Lynchburg, VA
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Be sure to read the alt text and see how it should be done!
Timeline cleanse courtesy Graceland Cemetery yesterday, looking more gorgeous than any cemetery has a right to look
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Be sure to read the alt text and see how it should be done!
Anyway I’m obviously biased but it’s hard to think of a city that has the breadth of options that Chicago does. Like it’s possible that another city can do seafood better but can they also do Mexican/Italian/Nepalese/Ethiopian/Japanese?
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Anyway I’m obviously biased but it’s hard to think of a city that has the breadth of options that Chicago does. Like it’s possible that another city can do seafood better but can they also do Mexican/Italian/Nepalese/Ethiopian/Japanese?
now this was a MOVIE
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
now this was a MOVIE
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New Orleans & Chicago
What cities had the best food that you've been to?
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
New Orleans & Chicago
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Hey all you gamers claiming to "want shorter games made by fewer people who are paid more to work less" here's your chance to put your $15 where your mouth is: a spooky & elegiac exploration game made by ex-Bethesda & Ubi devs. It's excellent. Buy it & prove there's a market for games like this!
There'll be a new pinned post this week, but for now: Ambrosia Sky: Act One is *out* now!
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3580160/...
EGS: store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/ambr...
Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3580160/...
EGS: store.epicgames.com/en-US/p/ambr...
Save 15% on Ambrosia Sky on Steam
You left. Now they’re dead. Ambrosia Sky: Act One is an immersive sim about exploring an asteroid colony devastated by a mysterious contamination. Survive and harvest strains of aggressive alien fungi...
store.steampowered.com
November 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Hey all you gamers claiming to "want shorter games made by fewer people who are paid more to work less" here's your chance to put your $15 where your mouth is: a spooky & elegiac exploration game made by ex-Bethesda & Ubi devs. It's excellent. Buy it & prove there's a market for games like this!
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The last time I heard Peg in a grocery store there was a worker stocking the beer fridge next to me and he kind of shook his head and said “MM, Steely Dan” and gave him a “Hell yeah brother.”
There was magic in that Piggly Wiggly that day
There was magic in that Piggly Wiggly that day
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The last time I heard Peg in a grocery store there was a worker stocking the beer fridge next to me and he kind of shook his head and said “MM, Steely Dan” and gave him a “Hell yeah brother.”
There was magic in that Piggly Wiggly that day
There was magic in that Piggly Wiggly that day
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November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Is there a SW Chicago small business directory that someone has compiled? I wanna focus my holiday $ on them
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Is there a SW Chicago small business directory that someone has compiled? I wanna focus my holiday $ on them
Loved me some Danny! He was like the only sensible one on the show.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Loved me some Danny! He was like the only sensible one on the show.
Can't count how many times I've searched something on google and the AI overview I don't want is blatantly wrong.
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Can't count how many times I've searched something on google and the AI overview I don't want is blatantly wrong.
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In the 1953 movie “The Blue Gardenia,” Ann Sothern’s character includes this information when she describes herself: “Nationality — Chicago.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
In the 1953 movie “The Blue Gardenia,” Ann Sothern’s character includes this information when she describes herself: “Nationality — Chicago.”
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Chicago Public libraries collection budget is proposed to be cut in half and the vacant positions could be eliminated (wild right? considering that new presidential branch Chicago is getting soon 📚📜)
Talk to your alderperson and tell them what you think!!
actionnetwork.org/letters/no-l...
Talk to your alderperson and tell them what you think!!
actionnetwork.org/letters/no-l...
No Layoffs or Cuts to Chicago Public Library!
It’s budget season! Do you love the Chicago Public Library? Tell the City of Chicago NO LAYOFFS, AND NO CUTS ! Chicago faces a 2026 budget deficit of over $1 billion. The Mayor has said that everythi...
actionnetwork.org
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Chicago Public libraries collection budget is proposed to be cut in half and the vacant positions could be eliminated (wild right? considering that new presidential branch Chicago is getting soon 📚📜)
Talk to your alderperson and tell them what you think!!
actionnetwork.org/letters/no-l...
Talk to your alderperson and tell them what you think!!
actionnetwork.org/letters/no-l...
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From North Carolina to Mississippi, Black-owned farms are filling the gaps left by SNAP funding delays
Black-Owned Farms Fill Gaps Left by SNAP Funding Delays
From North Carolina to Mississippi, small businesses work to feed their communities while benefits are paused.
capitalbnews.org
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
From North Carolina to Mississippi, Black-owned farms are filling the gaps left by SNAP funding delays
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🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.