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Jive Turkey Ashley 🦃
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Ashley! South side bardbarian librarian. Hot toddy evangelist. Scruffy lookin' nerf herder/LLAP. Your gaucho amiga. It's dangerous to go alone! Take this. she/her. Profile pic by @arideo
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it's amazing
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
we were OBSESSED thank you for your service
November 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I was there for work and I was like wow this is not the place for me.
November 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I assume it was Demera! It's really good.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I guess they want you to figure it out from context clues, tho Lacey is the queen of holiday movies and if you’re interested in this you probably know who she is.
November 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'm from Chicago so I'm biased but this is correct
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Lmao take that shit on the brown line
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Reposted by Jive Turkey Ashley 🦃
The last time I heard Peg in a grocery store there was a worker stocking the beer fridge next to me and he kind of shook his head and said “MM, Steely Dan” and gave him a “Hell yeah brother.”

There was magic in that Piggly Wiggly that day
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
From the foot of mt belzoni!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I guess it’s a Sirius XM station Yacht Soul? Literally my platonic ideal of music.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
if you saw this and started singing the theme song you should be doing daily stretches
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 PM
whyyyyyyyy lmaooooo
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
There was a sports one too that I liked a lot.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM