TheCerpent
@thecerpent.bsky.social
Recently took my kids to Golden Corral ($3 for kids under 12 on Tuesdays) and they were passing out these temporary tattoos. Something seems a bit off about them, though:
September 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Recently took my kids to Golden Corral ($3 for kids under 12 on Tuesdays) and they were passing out these temporary tattoos. Something seems a bit off about them, though:
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last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
September 12, 2025 at 4:13 PM
last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper"
anyways, great news! (1/X)
anyways, great news! (1/X)
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Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights
September 11, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights
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As many of you know our team has transitioned from modding games to developing our own.
Aiming to launch it later this year so please consider dropping a wishlist and sharing it with your friends.
store.steampowered.com/app/3827330/...
Aiming to launch it later this year so please consider dropping a wishlist and sharing it with your friends.
store.steampowered.com/app/3827330/...
GameShop Simulator on Steam
Run a GameShop set in the early 2000's. Manage your products for sale such as games, consoles, and accessories. Customize your store and your character to make it your own. Play solo or enjoy up to a ...
store.steampowered.com
August 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
As many of you know our team has transitioned from modding games to developing our own.
Aiming to launch it later this year so please consider dropping a wishlist and sharing it with your friends.
store.steampowered.com/app/3827330/...
Aiming to launch it later this year so please consider dropping a wishlist and sharing it with your friends.
store.steampowered.com/app/3827330/...
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The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money.
He was not dead.
He was not dead.
I found a ‘dead’ person collecting Social Security in Seattle
“Dead” Ned Johnson turns out to be very much alive. It took him weeks to convince the system he was breathing and to start clawing his benefits back.
www.seattletimes.com
March 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The richest man in the world took over $5K out of this guy's bank account, claiming he was dead. The richest man in the world said he was saving money.
He was not dead.
He was not dead.
I've been playing Monster Hunter: Wilds, and... I dunno. Maybe it's me, but this trade offer I saw definitely has me feeling a certain sort of way
March 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I've been playing Monster Hunter: Wilds, and... I dunno. Maybe it's me, but this trade offer I saw definitely has me feeling a certain sort of way
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Forever relevant in the age of social media. Thank you, Wendy Cope.
February 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Forever relevant in the age of social media. Thank you, Wendy Cope.
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What if you built a billion-story building?
Watch the latest What If? video collaboration with MinuteEarth!
youtu.be/Z_xJ40QXu7Q
Watch the latest What If? video collaboration with MinuteEarth!
youtu.be/Z_xJ40QXu7Q
What if you built a billion-story building?
YouTube video by xkcd's What If?
youtu.be
February 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
What if you built a billion-story building?
Watch the latest What If? video collaboration with MinuteEarth!
youtu.be/Z_xJ40QXu7Q
Watch the latest What If? video collaboration with MinuteEarth!
youtu.be/Z_xJ40QXu7Q
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Canadian MP Charlie Angus: He choked.
The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.”
This is Mr. Art of the Deal.
The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.”
This is Mr. Art of the Deal.
February 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Canadian MP Charlie Angus: He choked.
The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.”
This is Mr. Art of the Deal.
The market started to tank, and suddenly, he said, “Oh, didn’t you guys already have a plan to deal with the border back in December? I love that—I’ll take that.”
This is Mr. Art of the Deal.
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Which way, western googler
February 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Which way, western googler
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I go to @timothysnyder.bsky.social and @hcrichardson.bsky.social for historical perspective and contemporary context about the dystopia we're experiencing. Snyder's post today has both, plus real actionable guidance. open.substack.com/pub/snyder/p...
The Logic of Destruction
And how to resist it
open.substack.com
February 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I go to @timothysnyder.bsky.social and @hcrichardson.bsky.social for historical perspective and contemporary context about the dystopia we're experiencing. Snyder's post today has both, plus real actionable guidance. open.substack.com/pub/snyder/p...
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Mrs Pearlmania isn’t gonna let Joe Rogan and the podcast bros pretend that they didn’t have a fucking hand in this shit.
youtube.com/shorts/TC7P4...
youtube.com/shorts/TC7P4...
Stop pretending you didn’t do this Joe Rogan, Theo Von, Jake Paul, and Andrew Schulz
YouTube video by Pearlmania500
youtube.com
January 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Mrs Pearlmania isn’t gonna let Joe Rogan and the podcast bros pretend that they didn’t have a fucking hand in this shit.
youtube.com/shorts/TC7P4...
youtube.com/shorts/TC7P4...
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Killing wildlife without a hunting license, trespassing on religious grounds, wholesale murder of dozens, or even hundreds, of cultists and their undead servants, theft and grave robbery. (Heroes of Hammerwatch II)
January 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Killing wildlife without a hunting license, trespassing on religious grounds, wholesale murder of dozens, or even hundreds, of cultists and their undead servants, theft and grave robbery. (Heroes of Hammerwatch II)
I wish Google didn't suck at its job. Used to be you could do a single search and find whatever you were looking for. Now it's full of SEO nonsense, advertisement garbage, and AI bullshit. There's articles I want to find from years ago that are now hidden under pages of unrelated search results.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I wish Google didn't suck at its job. Used to be you could do a single search and find whatever you were looking for. Now it's full of SEO nonsense, advertisement garbage, and AI bullshit. There's articles I want to find from years ago that are now hidden under pages of unrelated search results.
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Choose kindness always …
December 18, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Choose kindness always …
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"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."
Arthur C. Clarke
Arthur C. Clarke
December 17, 2024 at 11:55 AM
"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."
Arthur C. Clarke
Arthur C. Clarke
This is one of my favorite YouTube channels; the creator reviews fruits from around the world, often traveling to its point of origin to sample it there.
This time, he decided to review nutmeg, and what started as a simple fruit review turned into a historical documentary:
youtu.be/9mqerkFWjKU?...
This time, he decided to review nutmeg, and what started as a simple fruit review turned into a historical documentary:
youtu.be/9mqerkFWjKU?...
NUTMEG: The Horrible History Behind The Popular Spice
YouTube video by Weird Explorer
youtu.be
December 17, 2024 at 4:46 PM
This is one of my favorite YouTube channels; the creator reviews fruits from around the world, often traveling to its point of origin to sample it there.
This time, he decided to review nutmeg, and what started as a simple fruit review turned into a historical documentary:
youtu.be/9mqerkFWjKU?...
This time, he decided to review nutmeg, and what started as a simple fruit review turned into a historical documentary:
youtu.be/9mqerkFWjKU?...
I slept like the undead last night: restless, groaning, and leaking unspeakable fluids.
December 8, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I slept like the undead last night: restless, groaning, and leaking unspeakable fluids.
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barred from interstate fucking travel. anyone with a uterus is a second class citizen in potentia
jessica.substack.com/p/idaho-will...
An appeals court has ruled that Idaho can enforce most of its anti-abortion travel ban, making it the first state in the nation to do so.
An appeals court has ruled that Idaho can enforce most of its anti-abortion travel ban, making it the first state in the nation to do so.
Idaho Will Enforce Abortion Travel Ban
12.2.24
jessica.substack.com
December 5, 2024 at 12:08 AM
barred from interstate fucking travel. anyone with a uterus is a second class citizen in potentia
In the grim darkness of the far future, there are places darker still where even the stars do not reach, but other hands do:
December 3, 2024 at 7:04 PM
In the grim darkness of the far future, there are places darker still where even the stars do not reach, but other hands do:
Quick reminder: vaginas are gluten-free, unless the person is pregnant.
Then it's bred.
Then it's bred.
November 29, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Quick reminder: vaginas are gluten-free, unless the person is pregnant.
Then it's bred.
Then it's bred.
There's a local coffee shop that I just learned has a chocolate orange mocha as one of their seasonal offerings. Holy crap this is delicious.
November 14, 2024 at 3:34 PM
There's a local coffee shop that I just learned has a chocolate orange mocha as one of their seasonal offerings. Holy crap this is delicious.