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Mike Keller
@thebestmike.bsky.social
He/Him. Mellow

A California dude. Punks, Hippies, Cowboys, Sci-fi/fantasy, Rock and Roll and psychedelics.

I also like some normal person stuff, like watching cartoons and eating books.
You have to apologize for being anything else.

They really don’t see that this is the problem, they’re never going to either. Bastards.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I have never asked ChatGPT a goddamn thing
December 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Reposted by Mike Keller
Much of the cardboard and paper goods strewn about our homes are sold by a single private company, with its name, Uline, stamped on the bottom.

Many may not know that a multibillion-dollar fortune made on those ubiquitous products fuels far-right candidates across the country.

(Published 2022)
That Cardboard Box in Your Home Is Fueling Election Denial
A previously unreported boom in profits for the shipping supply giant Uline has provided the funds for a deeply conservative Midwestern family to bankroll anti-democracy causes around the country.
www.propublica.org
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
No one can see me
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Reposted by Mike Keller
If someone comes at you about your movie or book opinion, checking their page and then responding "Your timeline is mostly photos of your face" works well.
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Hyperbole is a bigger problem than we realize. It’s changed our way of speaking, and then crept directly into our way of thinking. Nothing matters unless it is the biggest hugest Everything ever and I can’t exaggerate that enough
related to this a lot of people in the pundit class need to learn how to just be annoyed by someone or something without turning it into What’s Wrong With America
i am fascinated by how nate silver turns everything he doesn’t like into a bespoke ideology. it’s not that he is annoyed by HCR, it is that she is a dreaded “ism” responsible for everything he doesn’t like about the democratic party. same with bluesky.
December 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Tonight’s cocktail brought to you by:

Xicaru Mezcal

Also tastes fine straight up
December 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Left: my cat at 9am
Right: my cat at 3pm
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Reposted by Mike Keller
LISTEN: Those “year-in-review” insights from your apps might seem fun to see and share, but they’re a symptom of the surveillance culture that permeates the internet and threatens your privacy, EFF’s @irmck.bsky.social told @KCBSRadio.bsky.social.
www.audacy.com/podcast/kcb...
December 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Reposted by Mike Keller
The first known use of ‘conspiracy theory’ was in 1863…or so they want you to believe.
December 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Mushrooms I saw in my Yard today: A Retrospective
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Worst WSP cover band ever, candyflipped, would go again

#Widespreadpanic

youtu.be/GchgAvD1fxA?...
Taste The Biscuit
YouTube video by Vincent Gargiulo
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 AM
SubGenius Commercial
YouTube video by Ivan Stang
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
THE GOVT. KNOWS - KNOWER
YouTube video by KNOWER MUSIC
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Reposted by Mike Keller
The attacks on trans rights, which are basic human rights, are a terrible injustice and an attack on truth and fact as well. Everyone should be deeply alarmed and it should be disqualifying for a politician to support such discrimination.
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
This was the best Doctor and Companion
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
He doesn’t seem to be on here much, but @coffeezilla.bsky.social is some of the best investigative reporting you can find these days.

He’s broken several huge stories months before the mainstream media and gets no credit for it, definitely worth checking out.

m.youtube.com/@Coffeezilla...
Coffeezilla
I uncover scams, fraudsters and fake gurus that are preying on desperate people with deceptive advertising. If you have to ask... it’s probably too good to be true. SUPPORT THE CHANNEL: patreon.com/co...
m.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I named my fists Lefty and Righty…
But I can’t tell them apart
I named my fists Pride and Prejudice, because it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of two fists must be in want of whupping ass
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hangin at a bar called Benders in SF
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Sometimes I think if Pee Wees Big Adventure, and I miss that version of Texas 😢
You are copying Pee Wee Herman, who said this exact thing.
One side effect of half the world being in the throes of a fascist takeover is that comments like "turkey sucks" that used to lead to a 4 hour slapfight and approximately 135 blocks are now met with "well thats just like your opinion man" and thats progress
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Today I definitely did not see an elderly lady stealing bread from the grocery store.
I would have offered to buy it for her but I didn’t want to bring any unwanted attention to her since was almost out the door already.
It’s so wrong that people can’t afford food in this day and age 😢
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Huh, I bought another copy of a @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social book (I keep giving them away), and now I’m getting recommended a bunch of Stanislaw Lem novels. Weird.

I don’t think the word “Fiasco” never appears in the Southern Reach series… yet
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
He was right all along, why should he stop now?
"After a campaign marked by attacks over his Muslim faith, his youth and his left-leaning politics, Mr. Mamdani was defiant: “I refuse to apologize for any of this.”"
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/05/n...
An Emboldened Mamdani Sheds Conciliatory Tone
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM