Mike Keller
@thebestmike.bsky.social
He/Him. Mellow
A California dude. Punks, Hippies, Cowboys, Sci-fi/fantasy, Rock and Roll and psychedelics.
I also like some normal person stuff, like watching cartoons and eating books.
A California dude. Punks, Hippies, Cowboys, Sci-fi/fantasy, Rock and Roll and psychedelics.
I also like some normal person stuff, like watching cartoons and eating books.
No one can see me
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
No one can see me
In Soviet Russia, nuclear warhead climb into you
December 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
In Soviet Russia, nuclear warhead climb into you
Tonight’s cocktail brought to you by:
Xicaru Mezcal
Also tastes fine straight up
Xicaru Mezcal
Also tastes fine straight up
December 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Tonight’s cocktail brought to you by:
Xicaru Mezcal
Also tastes fine straight up
Xicaru Mezcal
Also tastes fine straight up
Left: my cat at 9am
Right: my cat at 3pm
Right: my cat at 3pm
December 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Left: my cat at 9am
Right: my cat at 3pm
Right: my cat at 3pm
Mushrooms I saw in my Yard today: A Retrospective
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Mushrooms I saw in my Yard today: A Retrospective
This was the best Doctor and Companion
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This was the best Doctor and Companion
Hangin at a bar called Benders in SF
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Hangin at a bar called Benders in SF
How does feel, Neil?
To make a meal, Neil?
From TOTALITARIAN VEGETABLES!
To make a meal, Neil?
From TOTALITARIAN VEGETABLES!
November 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
How does feel, Neil?
To make a meal, Neil?
From TOTALITARIAN VEGETABLES!
To make a meal, Neil?
From TOTALITARIAN VEGETABLES!
I had to tear up my tile entryway because of some leaky seals at the door. I should have taken some pics, but the leftover triforce image looks pretty neat.
I need to special order some more yellow tiles so I can redo it with in the new entryway
I need to special order some more yellow tiles so I can redo it with in the new entryway
November 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I had to tear up my tile entryway because of some leaky seals at the door. I should have taken some pics, but the leftover triforce image looks pretty neat.
I need to special order some more yellow tiles so I can redo it with in the new entryway
I need to special order some more yellow tiles so I can redo it with in the new entryway
Well this is fantastic
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Well this is fantastic
Big weird mushrooms in my yard
November 10, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Big weird mushrooms in my yard
Hal 9000 has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Hal 9000 has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo
I dressed up as a wizard, but I only got to battle one skeleton. At least it was a big one
November 1, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I dressed up as a wizard, but I only got to battle one skeleton. At least it was a big one
My daughter spent weeks making her Doodlebob costume, and wow was it a hit. People cheering, asking for pictures, quoting lines with her.
It was awesome to see 🤣
It was awesome to see 🤣
November 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
My daughter spent weeks making her Doodlebob costume, and wow was it a hit. People cheering, asking for pictures, quoting lines with her.
It was awesome to see 🤣
It was awesome to see 🤣
Played the Apequest card game this evening with two other humans, it was quite nice.
A lovely cooperative random mad science TT game
A lovely cooperative random mad science TT game
October 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Played the Apequest card game this evening with two other humans, it was quite nice.
A lovely cooperative random mad science TT game
A lovely cooperative random mad science TT game
The cat told me I can’t make music right now 🙄
October 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The cat told me I can’t make music right now 🙄
Last weekend we walked past this restaurant in San Francisco and I tried to make a joke about how it sounded like a fantasy barbarian or something.
Wife and kids did not think it was funny but it turns out I might’ve been on to something!
Wife and kids did not think it was funny but it turns out I might’ve been on to something!
October 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Last weekend we walked past this restaurant in San Francisco and I tried to make a joke about how it sounded like a fantasy barbarian or something.
Wife and kids did not think it was funny but it turns out I might’ve been on to something!
Wife and kids did not think it was funny but it turns out I might’ve been on to something!
My youngest daughter and I painted an old table
October 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
My youngest daughter and I painted an old table
What your friends see when you take that second tab of acid at the show
October 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
What your friends see when you take that second tab of acid at the show
