Whatever downturn you are currently in is the worst one you can remember. Also this winter is the coldest one ever.
It’s not logic it’s just living in the moment, like a goldfish. People are like goldfish.

Next administration can raise my taxes to scrape Trumps name off of everything

I like to leave the mic on while I eat my burrito

I kept her Young Fresh Tapes

I know Robert Jordan said something similar, he said his wife could tell when he had been writing a particular evil character because he would be in a really dark mood

It played for me

Next years big holiday flavor: Bismal Nog

My new Xmas book is called “Santa’s got the DTs”

In Soviet Russia, nuclear warhead climb into you

Same thing for the Beastie Boys music videos.

Let’s raid my parents closet and make a video with my dads camcorder in his cheesy suits”

Watching these things made us feel like we could create stuff ourselves, instead of consuming the pop commercial content that was being forced on us

The thing about watching Evil Dead in High School was it felt like something you might do with your friends.
“Let’s go make a horror movie in the woods next week” “Yeah, sounds fun”
We watched it every weekend for a while there.

This is why I invested in an instapot instead of a mic pre amp for my studio

You need this:

joke
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NOUN

something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act.

Good thing you are a musician and not a comedian, because you wouldn’t know a joke if it bit you on the ass

The elf is obviously some kind of sadist. At one point he rips the Yeti’s tooth out with a pair of pliers. Freaking sicko!