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Guy McGuyface (Certified Bird Wrangler)
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Caucasian male. 5'7". Last seen in blue jeans and some obscure band t-shirt headed southbound on Noland Rd. on foot.
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preorder the album: psychostick.com/flesheating
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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New Psychostick parody to make you hungry www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEPU...
Æt - Psychostick (TOOL Ænema Christmas Parody) Music Video
YouTube video by Psychostick
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November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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We have entered the time of year where all of the climate reports come up in the lead-up to the climate negotiations. This year, the news is BAD and flying to Brazil to yell at one another may not be the best use of carbon, money, or time...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
‘Change course now’: humanity has missed 1.5C climate target, says UN head
Exclusive: ‘Devastating consequences’ now inevitable but emissions cuts still vital, says António Guterres in sole interview before Cop30
www.theguardian.com
October 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Mass civil resistance. Chicago knows how to do it. They're teaching Portland. And beyond. New resistance strategies emerge organically. So be open to new ideas. Be adaptive. Build a whistle brigade. Here's how:
You need to hear what Chicago is doing to fight back against ICE. And then copy it.
YouTube video by Parkrose Permaculture
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October 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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there’s quite literally no purpose in continuing to pay taxes if they’re going to weaponize them against a majority of people paying them like this
NEW: White House announces it's going to pause, and potentially cancel, $11 billion in infrastructure funding (via the Army Corps of Engineers), specifically citing cities, like New York, represented or led by Democrats. More to come.
October 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
October 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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People need to realize their vote should be a chess move not performance art.
September 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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my condolences
September 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Who did this?
August 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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fantastic foreskins
July 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The only appropriate response from now on is to treat every uniformed officer you don't personally know as a potential threat to your life.
June 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Fun fact: in the 1960s, Civil Rights protestors were given literal classes on nonviolent protest; they didn't all just spontaneously know what to do.

So, if you're planning on showing up, this weekend: read this comic. And if you're staying home, signal-boost it/link it around.
I did my best to compile as many protest safety notes as possible into a one page foldout zine! Coincidentally…it seems the file has breached containment…like it’s available for anyone to print or hand out 👀⚖️

toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf
June 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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June 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Steve Bannon is pushing for President Trump to use the Defense Production Act to seize control of SpaceX.
June 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
April 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Weird how there were two separate attempts on trump's life last year, and yet we still don't really know much nor hear much about the assailants. It's almost as if it doesn't matter... like there is nothing to see here.

Weird, right?
April 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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You can disguise but you can’t hide.
March 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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That is exactly true.
March 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Scandal Erupts as Four White House Couches Accuse J.D. Vance of Sexual Assault

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March 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM